Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off - Page 319

robustpuppy · 10-25-2004, 07:12 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Come on. You can do more with that. This is just phoning it in.

The nausea is affecting my performance.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 10-25-2004, 07:14 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
The nausea is affecting my performance.

Avoid pregnancy sex.

NotFromHere · 10-25-2004, 07:16 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Me too. And getting caught in the rain. Although I'm not into yoga, I am into champagne.

You don't strike me as a Pina Colada kind of guy (or being in a Granada as some people sang it).

notcasesensitive · 10-25-2004, 07:18 PM

I know that Thurgreed hates it when people post about their dreams, but I had the most interesting dream this weekend and I wanted to get your collective thoughts as to what it might mean. Here it is:

I had a dream that I gave my boyfriend a blow job.

When I woke up, I decided to give my boyfriend a blow job.

What does it all mean?!?!?!

Thanks in advance.

Flinty_McFlint · 10-25-2004, 07:18 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
The nausea is affecting my performance.

Your nausea is affecting my performance too.

Not Bob · 10-25-2004, 07:19 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
You don't strike me as a Pina Colada kind of guy (or being in a Granada as some people sang it).

You'd be suprised, baby. Come with me, and escape.*

*I promise that we won't fly Southwest or America West.

greatwhitenorthchick · 10-25-2004, 07:19 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I know that Thurgreed hates it when people post about their dreams, but I had the most interesting dream this weekend and I wanted to get your collective thoughts as to what it might mean. Here it is:

I had a dream that I gave my boyfriend a blow job.

When I woke up, I decided to give my boyfriend a blow job.

What does it all mean?!?!?!

Thanks in advance.

It means your boyfriend is like the wind through your tree.

(no problem, btw. I am here to help)

LessinSF · 10-25-2004, 07:20 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I've had three flights on SW in the past 2 weeks and all I can say is that I'm an elitist fuck (translated for less: an elitist lovemaker), and I vastly prefer the company of the people on the US Airways and Delta shuttles.

Better than being a lovetaker - don't you mess around with me.

Re Southwest, I don't mind it for one hour-type flights, but I cannot for the life of me figure out how they can load a 737 in 10 minutes with their cattle call method, but it takes United, American, Delta, and Continental 30 minutes (and they still don't make it half the time).

NotFromHere · 10-25-2004, 07:20 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I know that Thurgreed hates it when people post about their dreams, but I had the most interesting dream this weekend and I wanted to get your collective thoughts as to what it might mean. Here it is:

I had a dream that I gave my boyfriend a blow job.

When I woke up, I decided to give my boyfriend a blow job.

What does it all mean?!?!?!

Thanks in advance.

That you're not getting enough protein in your diet.

That or you're having a craving for little squiggly things.

NotFromHere · 10-25-2004, 07:20 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
You'd be suprised, baby. Come with me, and escape.*

*I promise that we won't fly Southwest or America West.

Can we go in your Granada?

robustpuppy · 10-25-2004, 07:21 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It means your boyfriend is like the wind through your tree.

(no problem, btw. I am here to help)

You are the wind beneath my wings.

Shape Shifter · 10-25-2004, 07:22 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
How about people who say they're really really against lip synching and that they'd never do it, but when they get busted lip synching turn around and blame it on the band?

I took a break from my coke and sex orgy Saturday night and saw the Ashlee debacle. Her songs sound generic enough that she could have done the same one twice and I probably wouldn't have noticed. Pretty sad that she/they can't get it right. It's not like she has a huge catalog of music to sort through.

Flinty_McFlint · 10-25-2004, 07:22 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I know that Thurgreed hates it when people post about their dreams, but I had the most interesting dream this weekend and I wanted to get your collective thoughts as to what it might mean. Here it is:

I had a dream that I gave my boyfriend a blow job.

When I woke up, I decided to give my boyfriend a blow job.

What does it all mean?!?!?!

Thanks in advance.

Sometimes a blow job is just a blow job. But just in case, how is your relationship with your father, liebling?

Not Bob · 10-25-2004, 07:22 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I know that Thurgreed hates it when people post about their dreams, but I had the most interesting dream this weekend and I wanted to get your collective thoughts as to what it might mean. Here it is:

I had a dream that I gave my boyfriend a blow job.

When I woke up, I decided to give my boyfriend a blow job.

What does it all mean?!?!?!

Thanks in advance.

Was it an unusually vivid dream? (Or unusually vivid blowjob?) Do you normally remember your dreams? Or your blowjobs?

Well, bilmore, what does it mean? What, bilmore, what?

Sniff. My feelings are hurt. I am crying inside.

SlaveNoMore · 10-25-2004, 07:23 PM

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baltassoc
And with the preboarding thing...

With the pre-boarding thing, please realize that I didn't log onto the SW site and print out my boarding pass at 12:01am and then forgo that additional cocktail at the SkyBar - just so some fucking assclowns with noisy rugrats can board before me and everyone else holding an "A"