imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Why the big white space between the first sentence and the footnote? I have seen this here before. Is this some "pause for humorous effect" technique? The non-verbal equivalent of some cheesy comic saying "wait for it"?

You're old school- how has this developed historically?

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
So I was trying to look up Heidi Klum's boobjob (which I may have confused with Giselle Bunchen's but I havent finished looking) and I find a couple of these hilairous pics.

Someone should really put Tara Reid out of her misery.

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/

and my favorite? Keeps up with our recent theme.

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/000696.html

I don't why these mags/sites always accuse women of adding fake cheeks because they see a pic where the gal's cheekbones look bigger. Then they post before and after pictures like the ones on here of Natalie Imbroglia (sp?) but the after picture is several years older than the before pic. As we get older, the area under our eye sinks producing more shadows and, when we smile, our cheekbones are going to consequently look more prominent. Natalie looks older in the after pic, and the site is ironically accusing her of getting cosmetic surgery. A lot of what Farrah is accused of is untrue, too. She has aged terribly and could probably use a little more cosmetic surgery, not less.

On an unrelated note, I just love Ashley's hair so much:

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
On an unrelated note, I just love Ashley's hair so much:

Really? In that picture you mean? Huh. I don't love it.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski


The saddest thing I heard was the goalie for Michigan apparently could have left last year and signed for a big bonus, but he decided to return for his senior year- and now he'll graduate and get ????

How is that sad? He got to play hockey this year. If he had signed, he's out of college and stuck playing for some semi-pro team, with deferred bonus payments not flowing in. Sounds like he made the right choice.

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* I'm accustomed to seeing footnotes at the bottom of the page.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Why the big white space between the first sentence and the footnote? I have seen this here before. Is this some "pause for humorous effect" technique? The non-verbal equivalent of some cheesy comic saying "wait for it"?

I'm just a newber, but I thought it provided the opportunity for those who hate footnotes as a posting technique to keep scrolling on past and avoid wasting time with the lame aside altogether.

Really, you should thank me.

When you refer to fake tits as fake tits or fakes or fakers, are you insulting their owner? Or is it just what they are called? Like, if I am at a cocktail party with Giselle Bunchen or someone not necessarily with a sense of humor about the subkect (like say Anna Nicole Smith) and I refer to fake tits. Will she be offended

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
I don't why these mags/sites always accuse women of adding fake cheeks because they see a pic where the gal's cheekbones look bigger. Then they post before and after pictures like the ones on here of Natalie Imbroglia (sp?) but the after picture is several years older than the before pic. As we get older, the area under our eye sinks producing more shadows and, when we smile, our cheekbones are going to consequently look more prominent. Natalie looks older in the after pic, and the site is ironically accusing her of getting cosmetic surgery. A lot of what Farrah is accused of is untrue, too. She has aged terribly and could probably use a little more cosmetic surgery, not less.

On an unrelated note, I just love Ashley's hair so much:

I can't really tell if all those people have had the rhinoplasties. Don't people's faces change in other ways, too? Is the person who does this site an actual expert[1][2], or just someone like Sebby who sits around inspecting pictures of women and prognosticating?

Also, Ashley Judd is much hotter than the other Judds (Wynona, Tammy Fay, the one that J-Lo was married to). Has she had work done?

[1] facial or cosmetic surgeon

[2] The footnote/endnote thing is irrelevant, but don't use asterisks. Asterisk is low-rent.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its not that big a deal.

You should move in with paigow and you can run a bed and breakfast together in your defective heads.

TM

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by Gattigap
I'm just a newber, but I thought it provided the opportunity for those who hate footnotes as a posting technique to keep scrolling on past and avoid wasting time with the lame aside altogether.

Really, you should thank me.

Why does it make it easier to scroll past? You have more to scroll through. I always highlight to see the hidden text in those posts, and then it's not there. Same as when some asshole underlines non-hypertext.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski

Were there clear signals this was heading this way?

Yes. And, fyi, an entire country watches hockey regularly. Let me know if you need details.

It's expansion that is the problem. Why expand to a place that doesn't care? Fucking Columbus. Phoenix. Florida. Anaheim. San Jose etc

[SlaveNoMore]

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
How is that sad? He got to play hockey this year. If he had signed, he's out of college and stuck playing for some semi-pro team, with deferred bonus payments not flowing in. Sounds like he made the right choice.

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* I'm accustomed to seeing footnotes at the bottom of the page.

Montoya would have played for the Hartford Wolfpack. Not so bad. really.

[robustpuppy]

Today's NYT has a review of Project Runway. Vanessa's quoted from tonight's episode:

"We were all really nice to you because we felt sorry for you because you're such a terrible designer and like, a mother of however many children and you live in the middle of wherever," Vanessa, 34, a Englishwoman with a loose upper lip, wails. "And you just stepped on every one of us."

As for Heidi, poor thing, it's possible people don't think she's nice because of her looks and her accent. If she had a lilting accent she might seem a real angel. The bitch.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
When you refer to fake tits as fake tits or fakes or fakers, are you insulting their owner? Or is it just what they are called? Like, if I am at a cocktail party with Giselle Bunchen or someone not necessarily with a sense of humor about the subkect (like say Anna Nicole Smith) and I refer to fake tits. Will she be offended

Are you sharing your coke with her? I think this is important information. I would not be offended either way, but I would be more likely to not be offended about anything if you were to share your coke with me. I do not have fake tits, by the way, just fabulous ones.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
My neighbor passed, as they say, and her estate just sold the house to a contractor. I'd like to know how much he paid -- any know how I can find out?

Go to Domania.com. There may be a time lag of a couple of weeks.

Alternately, go to the probate court and pull the file on the estate proceeding. It should be there, assuming the estate has not yet closed.

[SlaveNoMore]

ABBAKiss
Are you sharing your coke with her? I think this is important information. I would not be offended either way, but I would be more likely to not be offended about anything if you were to share your coke with me. I do not have fake tits, by the way, just fabulous ones.

Don't forget the Suave-y hair, Muffin