Toronto Trim's Hotel Cum Drop-in Centre

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by dtb
Hmmm. Well, if it's in the name of science.


I believe we have offer and acceptance here -- can I get a ruling?

While your acceptance is conditional, SS has met the condition.

Yea!

In honor of the two of you:

A sudden blow: the tongue forked, speaking law
Above the conjugating girl, her thighs caressed
By his dark webs, her nape caught in his claw,
He holds her helpless breast upon his breast.

How can those terrified vague fingers push
The slick scaley gorey from her loosening thighs?
How can anybody, laid in that gray rush,
But feel the strange heart beating where it lies?

A shudder in the loins, engenders there
The broken wall, the burning roof and tower
And the Paigow/Slave story dead.
Being so caught up,
So mastered by the cold blooded shifter,
Did she put on his knowledge with his power
Before the indifferent anole let her drop?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
While your acceptance is conditional, SS has met the condition.

Yea!

In honor of the two of you:

A sudden blow: the tongue forked, speaking law
Above the conjugating girl, her thighs caressed
By his dark webs, her nape caught in his claw,
He holds her helpless breast upon his breast.

How can those terrified vague fingers push
The slick scaley gorey from her loosening thighs?
How can anybody, laid in that gray rush,
But feel the strange heart beating where it lies?

A shudder in the loins, engenders there
The broken wall, the burning roof and tower
And the Paigow/Slave story dead.
Being so caught up,
So mastered by the cold blooded shifter,
Did she put on his knowledge with his power
Before the indifferent anole let her drop?

Ah, rape. How romantic, even on the internet.

[dtb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Maybe you'd rather have dinner with your internet girlfriend.

[derisive snort]

Well, DUH!

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I know violence supposedly never solved anything, but I bet it would make you feel a little better.

TM

It bet Bill wouldn't do it again.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I hope this is hyperbole. Violence in this situation will likely lead to jail time, probation, bar license complications and, as Not Bob pointed out, not seeing the kids for a long time, followed by a period of only supervised visitation. There are cheaper ways to get revenge.

Depends on how bad of a beating. If it was just a nasty old punch up with a broken nose, jaw or orbital socket, that's one thing -- you could probably get away with that with probation or CS and anger management. But if you beat him to a bloody pulp, that could be different.

Also, you could always take a shit in a glad bag and mail it to him "From one asshole to another." I have read that it is impossible to get DNA from a turd.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Move along. Nothing to see here.

Five days in, and still no podium girls?

Egad.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
This is bullshit. Men are much more adept at avoiding emotional confrontation at all cost than women. They'd rather let shit fester, or walk away without addressing it, then talk it out. Just because a guy is willing to punch someone in the face in a bar or have words over a parking space doesn't mean he's willing to confront real issues.

I don't avoid all emotional confrontation at all costs. I charge into confrontation and use logic to make you sound crazy. Now can't I just enjoy my beer? I just got home and I don't need to put up with this shit. Christ.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I don't avoid all emotional confrontation at all costs. I charge into confrontation and use logic to make you sound crazy. Now can't I just enjoy my beer? I just got home and I don't need to put up with this shit. Christ.

WOULD IT KILL YOU TO THROW AWAY THE FUCKING BOTTLE CAP RATHER THAN LEAVE IT ON THE COUNTER FOR DAYS UNTIL I FINALLY GIVE IN AND TOSS IT?!! AND IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK THAT YOU TURN OFF SPORTSCENTER WHILE I'M TRYING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION?!

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
WOULD IT KILL YOU TO THROW AWAY THE FUCKING BOTTLE CAP RATHER THAN LEAVE IT ON THE COUNTER FOR DAYS UNTIL I FINALLY GIVE IN AND TOSS IT?!!

This is why I'm never living with anyone ever again ever. Except maybe in my dotage in the retirement villa. Or unless I have a full-time maid.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
This is why I'm never living with anyone ever again ever. Except maybe in my dotage in the retirement villa. Or unless I have a full-time maid.

This is why I am planning to add a bathroom to the second floor. Someday.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
This is why I'm never living with anyone ever again ever. Except maybe in my dotage in the retirement villa. Or unless I have a full-time maid.

Y'all are stressing me out.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
This is why I am planning to add a bathroom to the second floor. Someday.

OH CHRIST. WHO FUCKING CARES IF THE THE TOILET PAPAR UNROLLS FROM THE BOTTOM! WHAT'S THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE!

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
OH CHRIST. WHO FUCKING CARES IF THE THE TOILET PAPAR UNROLLS FROM THE BOTTOM! WHAT'S THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE!

I bet Shape Shifter cleans up after himself. Or doesn't miss in the first place. {Sigh.}

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I bet Shape Shifter cleans up after himself. Or doesn't miss in the first place. {Sigh.}

I'll bet he sits down to pee.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I'll bet he sits down to pee.

At least he doesn't take my Real Simple magazine in there with him.