Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Paig's Sock
2.

WHile we rarely agree, since our illl-fated kitchen tyrst, I wsih I couLd too.

Enough with this shit.

TM

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
She got big tits?

My 84 year old grandmother has decided that she wants a breast reduction.

[Paig's Sock]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Enough with this shit.

TM

WHiff!

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
That's correct. Because the idea of getting out of Alcatraz and immediately strolling into Sing Sing is very appealling.

Those are the only prison names I know of.
But you get the idea.

One of the few things worth watching on Jet Blue on Sunday (why no ABC, CBS or Fox?) was a rerun of celebrity Weakest Link. I was shocked about a couple of things:

1. This woman named Tamara something was clearly CLEARLY the worst player in the game, but others kept getting voted off. I figured it was an ill-conceived strategy that they all wanted to go against her in the final twosome, but then she was voted off with 4 people left (just the point where you want to start voting off the STRONG players). Very bizarre. I was thrilled, however, to see my old game-show partner Kathy Nijimy win it all for her very deserving charity helping Afghan women.

2. On that show, Ice-T missed a question about what NY prison was named after the town of Ossining where it's located. Seeing as how they refer to Sing Sing on every other episode of Law & Order SVU, I thought he'd find it a snap. But he answered "Ossining State Prison?" Oh well.

3. Speaking of Kathy Nijimy, did anyone watch the Dan Band show on Bravo? It did a pretty good job of capturing the flavor of the live shows.

[str8outavannuys]

I pity anyone who has to catch up on today's postings.

Never have so many posted so frequently about so little.

That is all.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I pity anyone who has to catch up on today's postings.

Never have so many posted so frequently about so little.

That is all.

list your second cousins' names.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I've been called Mr. not-Finch a few times, usually when travelling and going to a hotel or restaurant where my wife made the reservation.

Your missus has called you Hank a few times too, I've heard.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
2. On that show, Ice-T missed a question about what NY prison was named after the town of Ossining where it's located. Seeing as how they refer to Sing Sing on every other episode of Law & Order SVU, I thought he'd find it a snap. But he answered "Ossining State Prison?" Oh well.

If it's located in "Ossining," and it's not named "Ossining," then how is it named after the town in which it's located?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
That's correct. Because the idea of getting out of Alcatraz and immediately strolling into Sing Sing is very appealling.

Those are the only prison names I know of.
But you get the idea.

if you know about the prison dating scene would you please email fringey some opening lines or any tips you've developed

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Gracias. I now have a posse.

I initially read this wrong and was about to congratulate you on getting rid of Sequels.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
I initially read this wrong and was about to congratulate you on getting rid of Sequels.

I thought he had a sex change. i PM'd wonk to remind him of his wedding vows.

[handsome boy model]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Thigh highs have never fallen down on me. I've worn them to the office while going commando. Makes attending meetings interesting.

PS Thanks for bringing up fond memories of that BF. Good times. Good times.

You confuse me. You did that for the BF? But it felt good too, right? Exciting and free?

Another question, fake nipples-too SatC/2003 or good for fun for turning the boys' heads?

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by handsome boy model
You confuse me. You did that for the BF? But it felt good too, right? Exciting and free?

Another question, fake nipples-too SatC/2003 or good for fun for turning the boys' heads?

1. Exciting and free.

2. Huh? I'm a repressed Irish/Catholic spinster that doesn't get HBO and has never seen an episode of SatC. What are fake nipples?

[Anne Elk]

Anyone else catch this on Monday night on FOX?

If I had a Tivo, I'd be recording this every week. Unfortunately indoor soccer will interfere with regular viewing.

Ironweed may not like it, Gordon Ramsay played with Rangers for three years.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Jesus was a Jewish name originally.

Technically, Jesus was a Hellenic name originally, but your presumably sincere interest in the topic is nonetheless appreciated.