Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
He's all about the chase. Have you ever tried to put lipstick on a pig without chloroform?

...said the voice of experience.

I have put lipstick on a guy passed out at a party. Once. And eyeshadow. But that's what you get.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Mr. Man
Does this help?

99 Decision Street.
99 ministers meet.
To worry, worry, super-scurry.
Call the troops out in a hurry.
This is what we've waited for.
This is it boys, this is war.
The president is on the line
As 99 red balloons go by.

99 Knights of the air
Ride super-high-tech jet fighters
Everyone's a superhero.
Everyone's a Captain Kirk.
With orders to identify.
To clarify and classify.
Scramble in the summer sky.
As 99 red balloons go by.

Indeed.

(spree: sound. Good sound.)

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
...said the voice of experience.

I have put lipstick on a guy passed out at a party. Once. And eyeshadow. But that's what you get.

I remember that party. Timmy Gibbons' little brother hung brain on the guy's face and they photographed it.

I'd say good times, but I believe that poor fellow died of alcohol poisoning.

Thats what he got.

Ok times, OK times.

ETA: Did you blow a guy in the broom closet that night?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I remember that party. Timmy Gibbons' little brother hung brain on the guy's face and they photographed it.

I'd say good times, but I believe that poor fellow died of alcohol poisoning.

Thats what he got.

Ok times, OK times.

ETA: Did you blow a guy in the broom closet that night?

I can't remember. Why? Are there photos?

And this you have to see....James Lipton recites the words to PopoZao.

Popozao

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I can't remember. Why? Are there photos?

And this you have to see....James Lipton recites the words to PopoZao.

Popozao

I like the video of Jenny McCarthy freaking out on her TITS better.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Awwwww. That's so sweet. Jumping in. So romantical.

TM

You may not suck it.

[Mr. Man]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Indeed.

(spree: sound. Good sound.)

I am partial to the Goldfinger heavy version of the tune, but I'm on board.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Mr. Man
I am partial to the Goldfinger heavy version of the tune, but I'm on board.

But are you on board with this?

http://www.kidzbop.com/music/index.do?sid0=2&page_id=59

click on Beverly Hills (and watch the sound levels if at work).

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Mr. Man
I am partial to the Goldfinger heavy version of the tune, but I'm on board.

I'm guessing you've never seen 7 Seconds live. In their 40s and still kick Goldfinger's ass. The old guys actually put out a great album last year. Hank, you'll back me up on that, right?

[Mr. Man]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
But are you on board with this?

http://www.kidzbop.com/music/index.do?sid0=2&page_id=59

click on Beverly Hills (and watch the sound levels if at work).

umm

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I'm guessing you've never seen 7 Seconds live. In their 40s and still kick Goldfinger's ass. The old guys actually put out a great album last year. Hank, you'll back me up on that, right?

2.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Mr. Man
umm

couldn't have said it better myself.

KidzBop is to music as LawTalkers is to ___________

a) Intelligent discourse
b) humor
c) mental masturbation

[Diane_Keaton]

Oy. That Jessie girl's Bat Mitzvah video is not on the site, DTB. WTF?

http://jessiesbatmitzvah.com/html/my_video.html

Any place else I could catch it?

[sunnybunny]

I'm fairly certain i was the only sober person in the theatre. I'm also fairly certain claymation porn is the most disturbing thing I've ever seen on the big screen. That said, it'll be out on DVD January 31st. Put it on your netflix list.


www.livefreakydiefreaky.com

"From director John Roecker (Disease is Punishment) comes the outrageous stop-motion animation musical comedy Live Freaky! Die Freaky! Voiced by a legion of alternative rock icons, including Billie Joe Armstrong (Green Day) and Tim Armstrong (Rancid/Operation Ivy), the film is about a futuristic nomad who accidentally discovers a copy of Helter Skelter and interprets it as a biblical tome with Charles Manson as the Messiah. Flashing back to 1969, Hadie (Theo Kogan) meets Charlie (Billie Joe Armstrong) after a bad LSD trip and is immediately drawn into his family where they hatch plans to change the world through "music, murder and mayhem." Gleefully pushing the boundaries of good taste, Live Freaky! Die Freaky! also features: actress Asia Argento, Lunachick's Theo Kogan, AFI's Davey Havoc, X's John Doe, The Go-Go's Jane Wiedlin, Benji and Joel Madden of Good Charlotte, and other members of Green Day, Rancid and Blink 182. The soundtrack includes original songs performed by Billie Joe Armstrong and Jane Wiedlin. Tim Armstrong arranged the score and the songs were written by Roddy Bottum (Faith No More/Imperial Teen). DVD extras include: audio commentary with John Roecker and Billie Joe Armstrong, deleted scenes. Behind the scenes: " Making Puppets Speak", "Sountrack rehearsals and recording", "Desert Footage", storyboards, mini bios and trailer. "

Timely.

I've never been to a Bat Mitzvah, but we got an invite yesterday for one. We've never met the kid, but we know her mother. What am I supposed to take? A gift, I assume...money? What is appropriate? Just a check to the kid or would a gift certificate to somewhere a 13 (13, right?) yo would shop count?

It's the ceremony (or whatever you call it) Fri. Night and Sat morning then a luncheon on Sat. and a shindig in the evening at a "dressy casual" restaraunt. That's pretty much the whole weekend....Good lord!

Can we go to just the thingie on Sat. night and blow everything else off or would that look really bad? If not, is it totally inappropriate to take babies to the ceremony if I can keep them quiet? How long does that part last? And lastly, are there any rules about boobies at the ceremony - if it lasts longer than an hour, chances are, I'm gonna have to (discreetly of course) whip mine out to feed the littlun.

Anything other advice for the clueless?