Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[Duplicity]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
FWIW, I remember Roger Ebert saying something like 90% of visible boom errors are actually the fault of the projectionist, because the film format is designed to have some of the image "spill" over the top and bottom edges of the screen to assure the screen is filled. Thus, there is some "scrap" image at the edges of the projected image. A lazy DVD editor will then just cram the entire film image onto the disk and memorialize it forever, instead of cropping it the way a professional projectionist would.

I'm trying to think of a way to make a joke about Roger Ebert approving of spill-over without being mean, but it's not coming to me. Presumably Gene Siskel used to think that there should be nothing at the top of the screen.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Duplicity
I'm trying to think of a way to make a joke about Roger Ebert approving of spill-over without being mean, but it's not coming to me. Presumably Gene Siskel used to think that there should be nothing at the top of the screen.

Normally at a time like this I'd ask you for advice, and you'd say something that would make no sense at all, but somehow it would all fit together. Like, I would tell you, "Sir, I have a problem," and you'd say, "Well, what is it?" and I'd say, "Well, sir, Lisa wants to have a baby, but she doesn't want to get married," and you'd say "Dave, why milk the cow when you have a fridge full of steaks?" And I'd say, "Sir, that makes no sense," and you'd say, "Well, it sure made sense when that guy Chuck Connors said it in that movie Chinatown," and I'd say, "Sir, Chuck Connors wasn't in Chinatown," and you'd say, "Dave, if I wanted to have this conversation I'd have hired that guy Siskel Ebert to do your job," and I'd say, "Sir, Siskel and Ebert are two people," and you'd say, "Dave, just because the man is fat is no reason to make fun of him."

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Bret weighs 190*. Yeah, he's large. For a cyclist.

Sosa's on roids too.

*he was 165

You're the one who called roids. I'm saying 190 is not that bad. And you're dragging up stats from San Diego. SAN DIEGO - geez man - everyone suks in San Diego see Ryan Leaf. Jeff Cirillo.

Hell Barry says he weighs 230 - and I think he's bigger than that. Now THAT's a man on steroids.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Duplicity
I'm trying to think of a way to make a joke about Roger Ebert approving of spill-over without being mean, but it's not coming to me. Presumably Gene Siskel used to think that there should be nothing at the top of the screen.

Roger Ebert has actually lost a lot of weight since his cancer diagnosis. I hobnobbed with his personal trainer a while back. I am a hobnobber.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

[i]I am a hobnobber.

Or a knobhobber.

I don't even know what that means, but you could be one.

Oh, and nice avatar. What/whever it is.

[Berry Hunter]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I think you either 1) vastly underestimate the wordsmith that is the Paigow or 2) have no sense of irony

POTD.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone

Oh, and nice avatar. What/whever it is.

I'm not sure who she is either, but she's a girl with a Canadian flag on her bikini and she has big boobies and that's good enough for me. You can see all of her (and learn things about Canada to make fun of) at http://www.canadaka.net/cka/index.php

[Duplicity]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Roger Ebert has actually lost a lot of weight since his cancer diagnosis. I hobnobbed with his personal trainer a while back. I am a hobnobber.

What a shitty way to lose weight, though.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I'm not sure who she is either, but she's a girl with a Canadian flag on her bikini and she has big boobies and that's good enough for me. You can see all of her (and learn things about Canada to make fun of) at http://www.canadaka.net/cka/index.php

I think I love her. Is it cheating if I fuck a Canadian cartoon character? How about just a Candadian? Or just a cartoon character? I'm thinking maybe I could be legitimately triple-teamed by GWINK's avatar, GWINK, and Kim Possible.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
with enough airbrushing, we can all be the closest thing to perfection ever to exist.

Truer words never spoken. These guys could make Kirstie Alley look hot.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Maybe you don't hang out with hot women either. Happens all the time.

TM

I don't think I've ever known any hot women who aren't bitches who have no women friends. Jealousy is often a factor on first impressions but typically even the hottest woman who wants to have women friends will find some who either (1) are secure enough to be friends with a hot woman or (2) know they're not even in the same league so don't bother getting all catty (this would be me).

I'm not sure if men have the ability to be around a hot woman and objectively determine whether other women hate her because she's hot or because she's a bitch. Perhaps all the blood in the rational thought parts of their brains goes somewhere else.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
big boobies

I have big boobies.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Fugee
I don't think I've ever known any hot women who aren't bitches who have no women friends. Jealousy is often a factor on first impressions but typically even the hottest woman who wants to have women friends will find some who either (1) are secure enough to be friends with a hot woman or (2) know they're not even in the same league so don't bother getting all catty (this would be me).

Agreed. I have been able to find friends who are in both categories.

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I think I love her. Is it cheating if I fuck a Canadian cartoon character? How about just a Candadian? Or just a cartoon character? I'm thinking maybe I could be legitimately triple-teamed by GWINK's avatar, GWINK, and Kim Possible.

What happens in Canada stays in Canada. Same thing with the Cartoon Network.

BTW - Kim Possible? Implants.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Why? If he helps it's no longer masturbation.

I was thinking of sending her a picture or something.