Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
No argument there. But (1) it sounds like she wasn't being lawyerly since her source of knowledge was her many flights where no such requirement existed and (2) BnB's bitchy response shouldn't have been necessary in the first place.

I'm pretty sure you agree that I'm mostly correct that if it was a matter of BnB being bitchy when the woman politely got her attention and said, "I'm sorry, but can you give me an audible response?" in a polite way, BnB would have been at fault for pulling any crap.

It seems to me, from her story that the FA was annoyed that she was being ignored, tapped on her leg and caught a fucking attitude. No tears lost for her.

TM

Well done, my man. You've bested opposing counsel magnificently. My bow tie is spinning and my cock's harder than a fire hydrant!

Scotches on me. We'll debate whether any of BnB's comments would have been admissable next.

Shoot. Me. In. The. Fucking. Head.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
That's a bilmore quote. So, I don't understand your post.

The part about "this other crap" and "typical Bilmore bullshit."

And I'm relaxed. That was a simple statement of fact.

Evidently you are. But I wasn't telling you to relax because I thought your post was nasty. I was trying to fend off those who might get pissed off at my post about your cycle.

Sheesh. We have entered the land of meta-posting.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Yes, but the latter is different from "you stay here and make sure everyone gets out safely before you get out..... oh, wait -- you're the bitch who was too self-centered even to say "yes" audibly for me. Nice tits."

Okay. You win. She should have been moved. Although, I guess you would think that FAs shouldn't be bitchy to people in those seats because the more times they are, the more likely that will happen.

But enough.

TM

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
First, it's Ascension with a capital A.

Second, I am the man now, and so I do believe people should do what the man says.

Third, don't talk to me about taxes. What do you think I'm so cranky lately?

Fourth, shouldn't you be billing?

Sometimes my mid-afternnoon coffee makes me forget my station in life. Yes sir, sorry sir, I shall assume the position.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Someone on your flight was drunk and yelling.

The two things are unrelated and you only brought up your example because you are bilmore.

TM

Um, I said he was laughing and talking loudly, I think. How much further are you gonna take this to make it inapplicable? Next post, my guy was blowing off M80's and screaming?

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Whenever I'm on a plane, and they announce something about FAA regulations, I assume that I could go find those regulations in the CFR if I really cared to.

I now have this disturbing mental image of Ty and BnB saying "Cite please" to the next flight attendant that dares to question their authoritay. The good part is my mental play ends with the flight attendant (who is a combination of Penske and Latrell_Spreewell_Esq. returned to his original gig) saying "Oh, the urbanity."

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Whenever I'm on a plane, and they announce something about FAA regulations, I assume that I could go find those regulations in the CFR if I really cared to. Does anyone know if this is true? Does anyone know if the flight attendants keep their own well-read copy of the pertinent volume of the CFR in the galley?

What happened to buying a magazine, ordering a drink and zoning out? Unless she's cute and I can watch her ass in the aisle, I don't give a shit if my FA is mongoloid spewing gibberish about the cabin. I'm in the tube. they know what they're doing. If they dont, im dead. Get me a drink and give me a magazine.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Not to split hairs, but the above analogy is about as inaccurate as:

At least he's not a proselytyzing uber-religious, non-drinking Jesus freak (see: LessinSF).

I support religion - the beer of choice last night was Chimay White Label on tap.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Although, I guess you would think that FAs shouldn't be bitchy to people in those seats because the more times they are, the more likely that will happen.

I don't think anyone should be bitchy to anyone, you stupid asshole.



(Note. Sarcasm. Or irony. I get confused.)


(Tomorrow is gonna be ugly, I think.)

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
What happened to buying a magazine, ordering a drink and zoning out? Unless she's cute and I can watch her ass in the aisle, I don't give a shit if my FA is mongoloid spewing gibberish about the cabin. I'm in the tube. they know what they're doing. If they dont, im dead. Get me a drink and give me a magazine.

This may be the first time that I wholly agree with you on every aspect of a post. Of course, usually the flight attendants with cute asses are gay, but a girl can still look.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Well done, my man. You've bested opposing counsel magnificently. My bow tie is spinning and my cock's harder than a fire hydrant!

Scotches on me. We'll debate whether any of BnB's comments would have been admissable next.

Shoot. Me. In. The. Fucking. Head.

Sorry. Next time I'll just ask myself if the response BnB gave would get her laid.

Or if the FA was fat. Case closed!

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by bilmore
Um, I said he was laughing and talking loudly, I think. How much further are you gonna take this to make it inapplicable? Next post, my guy was blowing off M80's and screaming?

I don't think I need to take it any further. I think it's pretty clear that you're full of shit.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Unless she's cute and I can watch her ass in the aisle, I don't give a shit if my FA is mongoloid spewing gibberish about the cabin.

Damn. You beat me to it.

TM

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by LessinSF
I now have this disturbing mental image of Ty and BnB saying "Cite please" to the next flight attendant that dares to question their authoritay. The good part is my mental play ends with the flight attendant (who is a combination of Penske and Latrell_Spreewell_Esq. returned to his original gig) saying "Oh, the urbanity."

I am oddly amused by the thought that FAA regulations are actually in a book in the law library, but pity the soul who goes and looks them up, unless, like Sidd's GA, em is getting paid for it.

In my mental play, the flight attendant is oddly amused as well, and she gives me a long, lingering glance. Later, far over the ocean, ....

[Flinty_McFlint]

For all you golf fans out there...(hi TM):

I forgot all about the Masters this year, and saw the current leaderboard--Tiger is +4 after 9, looks like a pretty poor start again, unless he goes crazy on the back nine, which generally is tougher the front nine. It appears he still won't go to a swing coach, out of pride now.