A frolic in Cambodia

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
My fucking SBC Yahoo homepage just spoiled last night's Apprentice for me by putting as the main news item on the page a picture of the loser, along with the headline "[Loser's] Fatal Mistake". Should I cancel my DSL service over this?

ABsolutely. At least MSNBC got the hint and now only puts "who lost last night on the Apprentice?" on the home page and if you want to know, you'll click. Yahoo apparently has not gotten the message. You should send a scathing bitch-letter about "spoiler space" with your cancellation. And whatever you do, don't tell me - I haven't watched it yet either.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I probably purr when I have cashmere next to my skin. It's a good thing that I don't/can't go bra-less, because the feeling of cashmere on my bare breasts is amazingly erotic to me. I'd never be able to actually leave the house if I could wear it that way.

You're saying cashmere bras would sell?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I am taking an online traffic school class at the moment. And I am quite sad that the only thing I have to distract me from it is this discussion of ponchos and capelets.

That said, I'm sure you'll look absolutely fetching in your capelet, ncs.

eta: thank you, rt. The image of cashmere against bare breasts will get me through for quite a while.

Let this be a lesson, missy. Speed kills. And buckle up.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I guess there's something about their business model I don't understand -- I thought Wheaties was selling cereal. I saw that box and thought, "we are many, we are happy, and we eat breakfast!"

I thought they sold steroids.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I probably purr when I have cashmere next to my skin. It's a good thing that I don't/can't go bra-less, because the feeling of cashmere on my bare breasts is amazingly erotic to me. I'd never be able to actually leave the house if I could wear it that way.

When I lived in colder places, I used to sleep in an old cashmere sweater. Mmmmmm.

I may have to dig out that sweater and crank down the a/c.

Knit silk that has been (in flagrant violation of its label) machine washed a lot (and even machine dried a couple times) is also nice. And it clings in an attractive way. Well, not so attractive on my hunchback, but nice on the breasts/nipples.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
When I lived in colder places, I used to sleep in an old cashmere sweater. Mmmmmm.

I may have to dig out that sweater and crank down the a/c.

Knit silk that has been (in flagrant violation of its label) machine washed a lot (and even machine dried a couple times) is also nice. And it clings in an attractive way. Well, not so attractive on my hunchback, but nice on the breasts/nipples.

Nothing beats an old, light part-cotton part-polyester t-shirt that's been washed 1000 times. I would ensconce myself in these shirts of it were socially acceptable...

Of course, a good one only comes around once every few years. It has to be the perfect combination of cotton and polyester. And I have no idea what that combination is.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Nothing beats an old, light part-cotton part-polyester t-shirt that's been washed 1000 times. I would ensconce myself in these shirts of it were socially acceptable...

Of course, a good one only comes around once every few years. It has to be the perfect combination of cotton and polyester. And I have no idea what that combination is.

We should get together and do a comparison.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Well, not so attractive on my hunchback, but nice on the breasts/nipples.

2.
For those who haven't had the pleasure of meeting Fringey, the hunchback pulls the sweater taut across the breasts giving her a real Lana Turner meets Quasimoto look.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
For those who haven't had the pleasure of meeting Fringey, the hunchback pulls the sweater taut across the breasts giving her a real Lana Turner meets Quasimoto look.

Is he the digital version of Quasimodo? Because when I open up my cell phone it says Hello Moto. Is that who it's talking to?

Typos like this make it seem like you don't think through your posts and don't put the time into them that you maybe should. Oftentimes the content carries a similar message.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
2.
For those who haven't had the pleasure of meeting Fringey, the hunchback pulls the sweater taut across the breasts giving her a real Lana Turner meets Quasimoto look.

That's hot.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
That's hot.

This is not meant to be a criticism of Flinty_McFlint because I generally find him to be a charming and amusing lad, but the following is a partial list of phrases that under no circumstances will ever be funny again on the Lawtalkers internet chatting board:

1. That's hot.
2. That's so hot.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
This is not meant to be a criticism of Flinty_McFlint because I generally find him to be a charming and amusing lad, but the following is a partial list of phrases that under no circumstances will ever be funny again on the Lawtalkers internet chatting board:

1. That's hot.
2. That's so hot.

That is so hot.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
This is not meant to be a criticism of Flinty_McFlint because I generally find him to be a charming and amusing lad, but the following is a partial list of phrases that under no circumstances will ever be funny again on the Lawtalkers internet chatting board:

1. That's hot.
2. That's so hot.

That has caused my nipples to be harder even than c2ed's and I am now so wet I will have to throw away not only my clothing, but the chair as well.

It is a nice chair. I will miss it.

P.S. Shape Shifter's post was so hot.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
That is so hot.

As is this.

As well as funny.

Wow, both funny and hot.

SS, forget about Les, let's go to Bangkok.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
As is this.

As well as funny.

Wow, both funny and hot.

SS, forget about Les, let's go to Bangkok.

I think you mean Bangkoks. And that is hot.