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10-29-2003, 05:53 PM
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#4936
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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If socking were a WMD ...
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
What, you don't think publishing someone's sock is a serious offense? Suddenly everyone would be aware of your super-secret sock identity/ies, and national security would be at risk!
BR(and world order and civilization as we know it would come to a grinding halt as everywhere men's brains shut down from exposure to all of those socks)C
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Well, I'm a newber, so I don't know what all ill effect was done by socks in the past, but I would suggest a "don't ask, don't tell" policy. Then we all could go back clear of these false charges.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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10-29-2003, 05:54 PM
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#4937
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Fast left eighty slippy
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,236
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I've got nothing to add, but I watched all of the Office, Season 1 last night, so I wanted to check out my new avatar...
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10-29-2003, 05:56 PM
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#4938
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dat Phan
If I'm as shocked and awed at your ability to bring down a board as I was with your ability to find and kill Sadam Hussein's sock
then.....yawn. Bring on the shocking and the awing.
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Uber funny shit.
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Boogers!
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10-29-2003, 05:57 PM
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#4939
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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Just a comment
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Originally posted by evenodds
Edited to add:
I cannot quit because then you fucks win.
I hate you with the fire of a thousand suns.
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You can't quit because then I'll quit. And where would these poor slobs be then? |
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10-29-2003, 05:58 PM
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#4940
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Confession
I got a Pottery Barn catalogue a few days ago that had Christmas stuff in it, and I seriously contemplated getting the house ready for Christmas. Fortunately, the thought of my three month old puppy and a Christmas tree got me out of the Christmas Spirit fast, but any day now I'm going to break out and sing Deck the Halls. It won't be pretty.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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10-29-2003, 05:59 PM
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#4941
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Just a comment
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Well, mark it on your calendar then!
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Done. I used a flair tip pen to boot. A red letter day indeed!
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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10-29-2003, 06:00 PM
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#4942
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I'm getting there!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: On Penske's foot
Posts: 30
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Just a comment
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Originally posted by evenodds
I couldn't agree more.
I hate all of you socks and socketeers. Your shit is old and dull. You drive amusing thoughts (not even jokes) into Chinese water torture.
I have decided to join PLF in retirement.
Au revoir!
Edited to add:
I cannot quit because then you fucks win.
I hate you with the fire of a thousand suns.
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I have Courtney Love's phone number (we only dated a few times) if you'd like to score some of the leftover oxycontin. I hear it's better than Midol. |
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10-29-2003, 06:03 PM
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#4943
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Just a comment
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Originally posted by Dat Phan
I have Courtney Love's phone number (we only dated a few times) if you'd like to score some of the leftover oxycontin. I hear it's better than Midol.
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Mega funny shit.
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10-29-2003, 06:04 PM
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#4944
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Quote:
Originally posted by mmm3587
I've got nothing to add, but I watched all of the Office, Season 1 last night, so I wanted to check out my new avatar...
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No. You wanted US To check out your new avatar, because you can check out your own fucking avatar by looking in your user cp. Just admit that you're so desperate for approval from the FB's Office-watching elite that you can't wait until you have something else to say. |
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10-29-2003, 06:06 PM
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#4945
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I'm getting there!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: On Penske's foot
Posts: 30
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
No. You wanted US To check out your new avatar, because you can check out your own fucking avatar by looking in your user cp. Just admit that you're so desperate for approval from the FB's Office-watching elite that you can't wait until you have something else to say.
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As if that was ever. |
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10-29-2003, 06:07 PM
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#4946
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dat Phan
As if that was ever.
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Har de har, har.
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Boogers!
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10-29-2003, 06:07 PM
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#4947
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Ty Lies!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Looking for Bilmore.
Posts: 61
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Just a comment
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Originally posted by leagleaze
You can't quit because then I'll quit. And where would these poor slobs be then?
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I feel unappreciated.
Bilmore quit. I can quit. I quit.
You win.
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Bfpppft.
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10-29-2003, 06:09 PM
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#4948
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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poll
Quote:
Originally posted by Jack Manfred
self-titled, Elliott Smith
Contains "Needle in the Hay" which Wes Anderson used in The Royal Tennenbaums.
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The movie's soundtrack is pretty good as well...
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-29-2003, 06:09 PM
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For the People
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: on the coast
Posts: 1,009
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principles question
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dissing Bill Watterson's Calvin & Hobbes
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SPOD
(Stupidest Post of the Day)
One unintended consequence of Bill Watterson deciding not to sell out and license his comic characters is that people did it for him. Now we have a glut of "Character who looks suspiciously like Calvin peeing on (a) a Ford logo (b) a Yankees logo (c) Slave, because he paid the $50 extra" stickers on the backs of trucks and IROCs. Those idiots (no, not you Slave, you're just perverted) ruined the genius of the original strips.
It can work the other way. Schultz licenses the Peanuts characters and now they're shilling life insurance every Saturday and Sunday morning. The comics in the 50's and 60's were hillariously funny and darker than most people remember. Plus, they spawned some cherished holday specials with soundtracks from Vince Guaraldi.
Just because others use a comic character to bad ends doesn't mean the original isn't funny. Hell, Michael Ian Black shills for Allstate (albeit without showing his face) and that hasn't stopped the Board from watching him endlessly on VH1.
I don't have any comic books because when I was a kid, I got a few crummy comic books (70's era superheros and Richie Rich and Archie), thought they sucked, and never paid attention to comics until graphic novels came out. If I had lived closer to Berkeley and could see other, edgier comics, or if I was young enough to be the target for X-Men, I might have bought them. I do like Ted Rall, but his stuff is very political, much like Get Your War On or MNFTIU. I prefer Calvin & Hobbes to The Far Side, which might explain why I did better in my social science classes than my hard science classes in college.
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"You're going to miss everything cool and die angry."
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10-29-2003, 06:09 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Confession
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I got a Pottery Barn catalogue a few days ago that had Christmas stuff in it, and I seriously contemplated getting the house ready for Christmas. Fortunately, the thought of my three month old puppy and a Christmas tree got me out of the Christmas Spirit fast, but any day now I'm going to break out and sing Deck the Halls. It won't be pretty.
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DON'T DO IT! My god woman it's way too soon. Civilized people wait until after Thanksgiving before even hinting at (that unspeakable holiday).
Please please please, spare your family, your pets, you coworkers from anything having to do with (it) until AFTER Thanksgiving!
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