Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Apropos of something, I suppose, I once had a dream that Paigow (Paigow!) drove my truck off a cliff -- I was a passenger for some reason.

I can't even begin to speculate as to any of it.

I recently had a dream that you and my father were fighting over baby pictures of me.

You could kick my dad's ass.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
I have now.

Thanks.

Also try www.pinkpornstars.com

NSFW.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Were they really peeing, or were they pretending to do so to keep their boss company so that he didn't have to hang out alone in the restroom with a metrosexual MM candidate?

That's the thing, I think that they were talking about me. But I don't speak Vietnamese. Do I have a cause of action for defamation if I can't understand the comments?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
So I go the men's room on my floor yesterday. Two of the three urinals were taken by Vietnamese gentleman from the trade consulate, whom were talking to each other in Vietnamese. As I don't like being at the urinals with people who are talking, lest they try to engage me in convo (and I have a general rule that I don't like to talk to others, and especially men, while I have my wee-wee in my hand, unless there is sexxxing involved, and I had already sized these two up as not being MMM material), i made my way to one of the stalls. The first stall door was shut and as I walked by I realised there was another Vietnamese official in it, as he began talking to the other two. This struck as me weird, as I avoid talking to people crapping (except during scat-sex), especially in public. After I secured myself in my stall, and made the executive decision to sit down for my pee, so my backside would not be exposed to the door of the stall (better safe than sorry), it got even odder. The three gentlemen continued to engage in conversation, including the stall bound chap, who intermingled his convo with a hellacious constitutional that included a audio demonstration worthy of the laxative scene in Dumb and Dumber. There was a lot of chuckling and guffawing during the convo. I was paralysed with fear at the exhibition and felt concerned for my person were I leave the safety of my locked stall. Anyhoo, the convo and constitutional lasted for about 4:37 (I timed it), during which time the first two gentlemen I encounted never moved from the urinals (I could see their feet under the stall door). Finally the stall dude wiped and left his stall and then they all walked out. The stall guy flushed, the urinal guys did not.

Queries:

Does any of this seem odd to anyone else or is it just chalked up to cultural differences?

Is it possible to pee for over 4 minutes (shake time included)?

Is it rude to talk to others in a public restroom when you are shitting and farting?

Do you think that they were laughing at me ala Elaine in the Korean Nail salon?

1- I take it from the description they were older than you (i.e. over 50). Vietnamese gov't officials over 50 would have learned their b-room habits in the North during the war. That is, they grew up squatting over 1 of a line of holes in the ground, and w/o walls between neighbors. You have to talk or it seems too weird.

2- If they were guerilla snipers during the war they would have learned to hide quietly in a tree for days- hence building up bladder strengthen and capacity- I've heard reports of 4 minute pees.

3- see 1- it's nice that he flushed. that was actually a sign of respect to you.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
1- I take it from the description they were older than you (i.e. over 50). Vietnamese gov't officials over 50 would have learned their b-room habits in the North during the war. That is, they grew up squatting over 1 of a line of holes in the ground, and w/o walls between neighbors. You have to talk or it seems too weird.

2- If they were guerilla snipers during the war they would have learned to hide quietly in a tree for days- hence building up bladder strengthen and capacity- I've heard reports of 4 minute pees.

3- see 1- it's nice that he flushed. that was actually a sign of respect to you.

50s, yes, give or take.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
That's the thing, I think that they were talking about me. But I don't speak Vietnamese. Do I have a cause of action for defamation if I can't understand the comments?

Yes, absolutely. To improve your chances in court, represent yourself pro se and don't tell anyone that you're a lawyer. And remember -- the longer your court papers are, the more likely you are to win.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Yes, absolutely. To improve your chances in court, represent yourself pro se and don't tell anyone that you're a lawyer. And remember -- the longer your court papers are, the more likely you are to win.

And the harder you press the pencil into the paper, the more likely you are to win.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Yes, absolutely. To improve your chances in court, represent yourself pro se and don't tell anyone that you're a lawyer. And remember -- the longer your court papers are, the more likely you are to win.

shouldn't he put some feces samples on the papers to emphasize the location of the injury?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Also try www.pinkpornstars.com

NSFW.

Also, www.flowerlicksyourpussy.com and www.ridetheflowersthrobbinganacondaoflove.com and www.flowerstenderkisses.com

Nor sure if they are SFW because I do not know where y'all work.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Also, www.flowerlicksyourpussy.com and www.ridetheflowersthrobbinganacondaoflove.com and www.flowerstenderkisses.com

Nor sure if they are SFW because I do not know where y'all work.

Isn't scat some kind of musical form? Flower?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Isn't scat some kind of musical form? Flower?

Scat is a kind of precursor to rap. The scat-sex that Penske refers to is an early form of today's R&B-oriented hip hop.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Scat is a kind of precursor to rap. The scat-sex that Penske refers to is an early form of today's R&B-oriented hip hop.

Generally assumed to have been started by the Fudgehill Gang.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Generally assumed to have been started by the Fudgehill Gang.

Actually, the Fudgehill Gang was sort of a made-up group, put together by a record company to capitalize on the growing scat-sex trend. The song Scatter's Delight became one of the first widely known scat songs, but actually incorporated rhymes from other scatters at the time.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Is it rude to talk to others in a public restroom when you are shitting and farting?

Beyond rude. They give you your own ring in hell for that.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Actually, the Fudgehill Gang was sort of a made-up group, put together by a record company to capitalize on the growing scat-sex trend. The song Scatter's Delight became one of the first widely known scat songs, but actually incorporated rhymes from other scatters at the time.

You got it all wrong. That was the Hersheyhill Posse and Crapper's Delight.