It was the wrong thread

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
As usual, your pathetic attempt at humor is unhelpful. Thoughtful and helpful suggestions might be:

1. They got along fabulously and decided to stay in Napa all week, only occasionally checking emails/voicemails/lawtalkers in the event that a CEO or Senator called.

2. They eloped to Botswana, where internet access is very spotty.

3. They are still having sex as Spanky is very skilled in the tantric arts due to his upbringing across the globe.

4. Spanky discovered last night that he won the lotto and has gone into seclusion with Woman and his advisors.

I feel that attempts at levity right now, and in particular at spank's expense are inappropriate. i was trying to outline outcomes that I saw as likely.

I believe you are trying to make loberry's next "best" list, regardless of who you have to harm. As an aside your making loberry's next list is not an outcome I see as likely.

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
1 as long as she went with him there's some hope, and frankly I think he's proven lot's of you wrong.

2 if she didn't go with him, that is something he said was possible and wouldn't be unexpected. So if she didn't go with him I don't see how that would lead to this silence.

3 To justify this long silence it had to be something unexpectedly bad, like she went but brought a date. or maybe she ditched him at a tasting- either leaving with another guy or driving off stranding him.

4 If the date had gone well he wouldn't have been here reading yesterday- everyone agrees with that, right?

I just checked the Who is Online thingie and Spanky was sending a PM. Someone out there knows the scoop. DISH!

ANd in unrelated news, my main man John Irving has a new book out. ANyone read it?

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
As usual, your pathetic attempt at humor is unhelpful. Thoughtful and helpful suggestions might be:

1. They got along fabulously and decided to stay in Napa all week, only occasionally checking emails/voicemails/lawtalkers in the event that a CEO or Senator called.

2. They eloped to Botswana, where internet access is very spotty.

3. They are still having sex as Spanky is very skilled in the tantric arts due to his upbringing across the globe.

4. Spanky discovered last night that he won the lotto and has gone into seclusion with Woman and his advisors.

Please pay attention.

1. They don't have wifi at the Napa B and Bs.

2. Botswana is too long of a flight for Spankeroo to have gone online to politicalcize.

3. While SPanky was all over Asia, he dated Crazy American Vogue Model Woman who no have tantic skills. Lost opportunities and such.

4. Woman had lunch buffet shift at Centerfolds.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Please pay attention.

1. They don't have wifi at the Napa B and Bs.

2. Botswana is too long of a flight for Spankeroo to have gone online to politicalcize.

3. While SPanky was all over Asia, he dated Crazy American Vogue Model Woman who no have tantic skills. Lost opportunities and such.

4. Woman had lunch buffet shift at Centerfolds.

Are there strip clubs with buffets? that is wrong for several reasons-including sanitary as well as the purpose for attending.

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Are there strip clubs with buffets? that is wrong for several reasons-including sanitary as well as the purpose for attending.

Based on my stand up comic audience experience and Entourage, I would say yes. But I defer to Less and Spanky.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I feel that attempts at levity right now, and in particular at spank's expense are inappropriate. i was trying to outline outcomes that I saw as likely.

I believe you are trying to make loberry's next "best" list, regardless of who you have to harm. As an aside your making loberry's next list is not an outcome I see as likely.

I was deadly serious.

As for making lists, I have made the only list that truly matters--I am the only poster to ever occupy Penske's ignore list. How annoying must I be? You're just a pretender.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I was deadly serious.

As for making lists, I have made the only list that truly matters--I am the only poster to ever occupy Penske's ignore list. How annoying must I be? You're just a pretender.

Who's Penske?

P.S. Spanky is emotionally fine, and may soon post again. For several reasons he would appreciate if all discussion of this aspect of his personal life would stop.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Who's Penske?

P.S. Spanky is emotionally fine, and may soon post again. For several reasons he would appreciate if all discussion of this aspect of his personal life would stop.

What are those reasons?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Who's Penske?

P.S. Spanky is emotionally fine, and may soon post again. For several reasons he would appreciate if all discussion of this aspect of his personal life would stop.

No one really knows. Seems too extremist to actually exist.

p.p.s. Spanky told me that he found you "intellectually and emotionally stunted". He also called you a doodyhead.

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Who's Penske?

P.S. Spanky is emotionally fine, and may soon post again. For several reasons he would appreciate if all discussion of this aspect of his personal life would stop.

What aspect? The event? The theories? The approach?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
What are those reasons?

I advised Spanky on this. There is no percentage in revealing how the date went. Spanky is a PB sock. Actually winning an argument or losing an argument has never happened to a PB sock.

Say if the date went well, all of you nay-sayers would be destroyed and really coouldn't argue with him anymore. You'd be his bitches.

Say the date didn't go well, you would all have an argument that you would use unfairly against Spanky, even though it really should carry little weight for future arguments.

I believe Spanky also agrees with the "how a gentleman behaves" point I made a few days earlier.

Why don't you all just move on to talking abotu bars for tomorrow or some other interesting topic.

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I advised Spanky on this. There is no percentage in revealing how the date went. Spanky is a PB sock. Actually winning an argument or losing an argument has never happened to a PB sock.

Say if the date went well, all of you nay-sayers would be destroyed and really coouldn't argue with him anymore. You'd be his bitches.

Say the date didn't go well, you would all have an argument that you would use unfairly against Spanky, even though it really should carry little weight for future arguments.

I believe Spanky also agrees with the "how a gentleman behaves" point I made a few days earlier.

Why don't you all just move on to talking abotu bars for tomorrow or some other interesting topic.

Hank,

If you are going to take this position, I would appreciate it if you would take off my wig. Spanky not revealing the outcome is tantamount to canceling Dallas after the Who Shot JR episode. Its not an argument thing, or an Itoldyouso thing. We want to hear how the story we have been tuned in to for weeks now turned out.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Are there strip clubs with buffets? that is wrong for several reasons-including sanitary as well as the purpose for attending.

This leads me to believe that you've never been to strip clubs in Houston, Texas. The lunch crowd at the Men's Club alone made it the top American Express merchant in the country for years.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
This leads me to believe that you've never been to strip clubs in Houston, Texas. The lunch crowd at the Men's Club alone made it the top American Express merchant in the country for years.

I have never been to the buffets. None are really convenient from downtown, and I just don't find the concept all that appealing. I like food, and I like boobs, just not really at the same time. Maybe if they served Magic Shell.

[Shape Shifter]

I wanna live
with a Serbian girl
The Endings are Happy
the rest of my life
With a Serbian girl.

She’ll come to the spankster
Like Deer to my hand
When I track her down
At her hostess stand
My Serbian girl.

Her English not perfect
Her “no” is not “no”
So spanky relaxes
and follows her home
For his Serbian girl.

I’ll take her to Napa
It’s Money well spent
If the Pinot produces
The drunken consent
Of my Serbian girl.

I’ll give you Money now
We’re gonna make it somehow
You’re gonna get your chance
Now you’re a model but soon you’ll dance
Yeah...yeah...yeah.