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06-12-2007, 05:13 PM
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#511
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29 years earlier . . .
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Not personification. I was thinking they were crocodile tears, so don't be scared.
TM
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I only fake it with RP. She's insatiable.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-12-2007, 05:15 PM
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#512
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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29 years earlier . . .
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Bravo is what you say to men, and brava to women. TM's inner opera snob is coming out. I knew it would not stay in for long.
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It is not just his opera snob that is coming out. It seems like all of TM's personalities have been coming out lately. The Uber-Bitchy Baseball Queen Bee. The Mini Cooper-Loving Diva. I'm thinking it's only a matter of days before Thurgreed the Cher Aficionado makes an appearance.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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06-12-2007, 05:16 PM
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#513
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Airport Question
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Originally posted by ironweed
Toe the line then, Mr. GoodyTwoShoes, and maybe the TSA will give you a big gold boy scout star for being so meek and mild. That's your life and you're welcome to it. Some of us don't know how to do anything but breathe the free air out here on the edge, outside the rules, bringing it to straight to The Man every single day. Yeah, that's a four-ounce tube of shaving cream, bitch.
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I had a 4 ounce tube of toothpaste taken away recently. Then I discovered that there is no toothpaste for sale that is between 0.5 ounces and 4.0 ounces. WTF is wrong with toothpaste manufacturers? Did they not get the FAA Memo yet? Who the fuck wants to buy their toothpaste in 0.5 ounce increments? Let's go crazy and bump the travel size up to 1.0 ounces, huh Crest? Living on the edge.
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See you later, decorator.
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06-12-2007, 05:17 PM
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#514
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beeyootiful beeeetch
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: under the runway
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This is so wrong.
Damn! I'd hit that.
br,
hbm
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smooches!
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06-12-2007, 05:17 PM
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#515
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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29 years earlier . . .
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
And with the music, I think it has nothing to do with the meaning of the actual words -- it's just the sound of the singer's voice and music -- a visceral response. It happens to me sometimes with Whitney Houston, which can be embarassing.
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Opera scene in Philadelphia. I've seen it 30 times and I've cried every single time. I need Coltrane to dust my apartment.
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See you later, decorator.
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06-12-2007, 05:21 PM
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#516
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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29 years earlier . . .
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
It is not just his opera snob that is coming out. It seems like all of TM's personalities have been coming out lately. The Uber-Bitchy Baseball Queen Bee. The Mini Cooper-Loving Diva. I'm thinking it's only a matter of days before Thurgreed the Cher Aficionado makes an appearance.
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I'm meeting him later for frozen mango margaritas. Should I be careful around their intoxicating fruitiness?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-12-2007, 05:24 PM
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#517
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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29 years earlier . . .
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'm meeting him later for frozen mango margaritas. Should I be careful around their intoxicating fruitiness?
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I got a mango mojito with sugar-free mango syrup at CPK the other day. Yumminess. It went with the tandoori chicken mango pizza.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-12-2007, 05:25 PM
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#518
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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29 years earlier . . .
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I got a mango mojito with sugar-free mango syrup at CPK the other day. Yumminess. It went with the tandoori chicken mango pizza.
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I'd feel kind of gay ordering that.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-12-2007, 05:26 PM
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#519
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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29 years earlier . . .
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'm meeting him later for frozen mango margaritas. Should I be careful around their intoxicating fruitiness?
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Oh yes.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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06-12-2007, 05:27 PM
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#520
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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29 years earlier . . .
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'd feel kind of gay ordering that.
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Win/win!
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-12-2007, 05:27 PM
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#521
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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29 years earlier . . .
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'm meeting him later for frozen mango margaritas. Should I be careful around their intoxicating fruitiness?
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I am meeting him later too!
Because I don't care about cocks anymore. |
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06-12-2007, 05:30 PM
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#522
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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29 years earlier . . .
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I am meeting him later too!
Because I don't care about cocks anymore.
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But roosters need love, too!! |
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06-12-2007, 05:34 PM
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#523
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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29 years earlier . . .
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'm meeting him later for frozen mango margaritas. Should I be careful around their intoxicating fruitiness?
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Thurgreed is just one person. I am concerned about your lack of command of pronouns.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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06-12-2007, 05:40 PM
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#524
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[witticism TBA]
Join Date: May 2007
Location: n00bville
Posts: 919
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Airport Question
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Then I discovered that there is no toothpaste for sale that is between 0.5 ounces and 4.0 ounces.
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If at first you don't succeed, complain to your friends on the internet, and they will come to your rescue, with sample sizes aplenty.
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06-12-2007, 05:47 PM
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#525
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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29 years earlier . . .
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Originally posted by dtb
But roosters need love, too!!
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I have given the red rooster all the love I can recently, and I have the swollen belly to prove it.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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