[hi less!!!]Where Everyone Knows Penske's Socks Don't Suck[/hi less!!!]!!!

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Q.E.D.

Are thread titles ignorable?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm a self-admitted geek AND I played rugby. Ya'll should adore me. Or step away slowly.

Don't forget sex toy maven and photo-resizeress extraordinaire. And you know we do.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Were you trying to pat yourself on the back?

No, I was trying to fellate my huge cock.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
No, I was trying to fellate my huge cock.

So huge you broke a rib trying to reach it?

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
So huge you broke a rib trying to reach it?

No, I was doing it so vigorously.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Pesnke does drive the boards. You have to give him that. I wouldn't say its the preferred fuel, but there are enough fumes to keep things moving.

And even on his worst day, at the bottom of his game, with one arm tied behind his back and a half a bottle of chloroform under his nose, he'd always beat reality television. That is and always has been the board's true nadir. I can't fathom how anyone could discuss that shite. It creates pages and pages of pap crap. Its like a discussion group about Leroy Neiman prints, or Boston cover bands.

The poker doesn't bug me; its short, sweet, then over. And Str8 always hangs some entertainment refernce on it which devloves into some amusing starfucking discussion.

I think the on going posts about the green face and the ensuing lame jokes back and forth and back and forth, and their counterparts that make it nearly unpossible for me to catchup without scrolling by eighty percent of the posters, is the reason ther is no new blood.

Did anyone see BB6 last night?

Originally posted by ltl/fb
But not the reality TV crap. Or much of any of the sports crap. Or the betting crap. Or watching Penske and Sidd bicker incessantly for an ENTIRE DAY, which I forgot to throw in Sidd's face yesterday, dammit.

Sidd, much like you, is a personal late-bloomer. He has crawled up the ranks into the Group of People I Do Not Scroll By When Trying To Cover Fifteen Pages in FIfteen Minutes Or Less. You too.

He is pretty fly for an old guy.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I think the on going posts about the green face and the ensuing lame jokes back and forth and back and forth, and their counterparts that make it nearly unpossible for me to catchup without scrolling by eighty percent of the posters, is the reason ther is no new blood.

Did anyone see BB6 last night?

Noted. It could also be the years-old feuds and sniping bitter remarks about the nipples of people who don't even post here anymore and constant references to old skoolers only a small cohort of people even remember and the inside references made by someone who purports to hate them that might turn off new posters. But since the standard is posts you find worth your time, not the posts that make it possible for someone new to jump in to the conversation, we should all just shut the fuck up and let you entertain yourself.

Originally posted by robustpuppy
There was a "controversy" that led the thread title? How absurd!

Post Hoc.

This pregnancy is really affecting your abilty to amuse. Can someone make her ignorable? She's got more dribble than Less-on-Coke.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Noted. It could also be the years-old feuds and sniping bitter remarks about the nipples of people who don't even post here anymore and constant references to old skoolers only a small cohort of people even remember and the inside references made by someone who purports to hate them that might turn off new posters. But since the standard is posts you find worth your time, not the posts that make it possible for someone new to jump in to the conversation, we should all just shut the fuck up and let you entertain yourself.

why all the arguing? The last newber was loberry. Where did he rank Penske?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Post Hoc.

This pregnancy is really affecting your abilty to amuse. Can someone make her ignorable? She's got more dribble than Less-on-Coke.

What explains your lost ability to amuse except inadvertently? And since you're quoting me, why don't you talk to me directly rather than about me, you wretch?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
When will you motherfuckers realize that I'm the only admin who knows how to tweak the database?

Ingrates.

Pat my back and worship, for chrissakes.

Seriously.

I demand your affection, respect, and admiration.

I'm not kidding.

Really.

Yeah.

Good luck with that.

Originally posted by Penske_Account
If I am unprepared again in a couple of weeks when I win the next one, I promise to use that title, although the current title certainly has created a groundswell of topicality.

And, fwiw, on second thought I have decided un-ignore rimjobwhinyboyasslicker. Please un-ignore him. All is 4given!

I think its the most successful board motto ever. Really. It has far exceeded my expectations. It has turned Less back into the twelve year old. spinahc in braces, fork-waiving, acned, ACDC tank top concert shirt wearing, know it all, petulant brat with one sycophantic admirier that he was and probalby always has been. I just aspire to irk Less as much as my sock Penske does.

Originally posted by taxwonk
What's with the ad himinem attacks? Do I post about how your tits now sag enough to brush the crumbs off the table when you eat? Do I talk about how the years spent at a desk have made your ass spread wide enough to prohibit you from ever using a cafeteria tray as a sled? Have I ever posted that even with a knee-length skirt, you still show the world that the carpet doesn't match the drapes?

No, I haven't. So fucking lay off, for Christ's sake, will ya.

I thought your furry mantits were part of your board persona?

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Yeah.

Good luck with that.

Thank God you're here!