It's all about me

[Alex_de_Large]

No comments necessary...

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It really is Friday Ms. Literal!

Did you know that I don't believe that you're actually Jennier Aniston??

Pssst. She's hotter. And she's smart, which is super-sexy.

[Atticus Grinch]

Crazed surgeon amputates patient's penis, chops it up. Meanwhile, MDs are refusing to treat paralegals who work for med-mal firms.

Do you think a $250,000 cap on noneconomic damages would cover it?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
So, how about Coltrane's massive junk?

Speaking of anal sex, from Good Vibrations' website

As you probably know, the U.S. Supreme Court recently ruled that sodomy laws, which made anal sex between consenting adults illegal in some states and municipalities, violate the right to privacy guaranteed in the Constitution. This ruling deserves a cheer from everyone who values sexual freedom -- especially those of us who enjoy anal eroticism. What better way to celebrate than by enjoying Anal Sex Month?

Whether you spend August relaxing by the pool or just going about business as usual, it's going to be one hot month!

Anal sex is a pleasure we can all enjoy regardless of gender or sexual orientation. As Carol Queen's character Ariel says in The Leather Daddy and the Femme, "What I like about assholes is, everybody's got one." Anal sex means much more than anal intercourse. People enjoy using their fingers, mouths and hands in anal play, not to mention toys ranging from plugs to dildos to anal beads!

For August we're serving up events, helpful tips for safety and fun, high quality toys, books and videos, special product suggestions for beginners, informative articles and hot erotica. So take a deep breath, relax and have a great time.

[SlaveNoMore]

Atticus Grinch
Too bad Jesus probably wore his hair short, as most Aramaic-speaking first century Jews did.

Someone please tell Johnny Damon.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Hey, I tried to change the topic to my giant cock. No luck, apparently.

Giant cocks aren't all that great. At least they are not my preference. I've dated 2 guys who were huge. Apparently both thought that size was everything and would hammer away. Ugh!

I prefer average size and creative technique.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Someone please tell Johnny Damon.

Johnny Damon is an Aramaic speaking Jew?

[SlaveNoMore]

Anne Elk
Johnny Damon is an Aramaic speaking Jew?

Can you understand a word he says?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Giant cocks aren't all that great. At least they are not my preference. I've dated 2 guys who were huge. Apparently both thought that size was everything and would hammer away. Ugh!

I prefer average size and creative technique.

Bite your tongue!
You're just complaining because your man had no technique. That's a completely different subject. An average sized man using the jackhammer technique is equally bad.
On the other side of the coin - a man with a little unit trying to "bring it home" is a little sad.

[Paddle Mybuttocks]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I've tossed my last Palm. I've been through four of them in the last 8 years, and family members have found that the Windows-based PDAs are even less reliable.

Fuck it. I bought an organizer yesterday and it took me no time at all to get i up and running. I picked up a pen and damn, there I was, entering appointments in seconds. sure, it may take me a couple weeks to get it synced (in bits and peices), but once that's done, I'm set for life. And I can buy refills for a couple lifetimes with what I've dropped on PDAs.

Maybe being a Luddite isn't such a bad thing. At least I can remember how to make a martini.

Is this code for analsex or something? Cuz if this is your attempt at the sexxy foreplay talk , you my friend are sucking it.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
[Anal Sex Month]

I suppose this means I'll be hearing from slave soon. Though maybe he'll cast me aside now that he's learned what Coltrane's packing.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I suppose this means I'll be hearing from slave soon. Though maybe he'll cast me aside now that he's learned what Coltrane's packing.

One more time, with feeling. It's not exactly the package - you need the technique. Coltrane's going to love the fact that we're talking about his package, but if he can't manipulate with authority then, meh.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
No comments necessary...

Except this one:

hamanahamanahamana

[Spank Myasski]

Originally posted by Paddle Mybuttocks
Is this code for analsex or something? Cuz if this is your attempt at the sexxy foreplay talk , you my friend are sucking it.

Hey. Get your own schtick. This one's mine.

P.S. Love the avatar.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Giant cocks aren't all that great. At least they are not my preference. I've dated 2 guys who were huge. Apparently both thought that size was everything and would hammer away. Ugh!

I prefer average size and creative technique.

I generally prefer larger than average, but not porn star big. for those of you keeping track at home.