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Shape Shifter · 01-20-2005, 12:18 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Go right ahead.

Me - and all the other GAs that have actually met the wacko - will be at the other bar.

Let's vote on it.

ThurgreedMarshall · 01-20-2005, 12:30 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Yes, yes, yes. And TM, that is NOT a good ratio in my view. I agree with you that ratio is important (moreso than weight or size) but I think that chick is way out of proportion, which = bad ratio.

I was more shocked than anything else. Huge ratio. I couldn't possibly walk around with someone like that. It's ridicurous. But, yeah, they're a novelty and might be fun to box around for a night.

You all get the wrong idea about my tastes in breasts. Shape and ratio. A nicely shaped breast and a good ratio create nice bodies for women with small breasts and small waists as well as bigger women with bigger waists and bigger breasts. It's that hourglass shape that is so attractive. I focus on the ratio of bust to waist size as a clear indicator of a nice body. That doesn't mean that a waist size of 14 and a bust size of 74 is ideal.

TM

Pretty Little Flower · 01-20-2005, 12:30 PM

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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Well, since Paigow and Slave don't seem to be planning to invite me to their soiree, I had to do something to get out of the house!

I found a cooking group too. We're doing Spanish/Moroccan next. Any good dish ideas out there or should I take this to the Fuck or Cook thread?

I got a tagine last year as a gift. Moroccan food is pretty easy, although if you are going to preserve your own lemons, you need to plan the dinner party like a month or two in advance.

Um, I mean, I drive a vehicle with a hemi and never cook or attend indoor stationary bicycling classes! Pinking shears my ass!

ABBAKiss · 01-20-2005, 12:33 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
ratios, etc.

Okay. Good. I was getting worried. We are in complete agreement.

Pretty Little Flower · 01-20-2005, 12:33 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Pinking shears my ass!

New.

Board.

Motto.

Replaced_Texan · 01-20-2005, 12:34 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I got a tagine last year as a gift. Moroccan food is pretty easy, although if you are going to preserve your own lemons, you need to plan the dinner party like a month or two in advance.

Um, I mean, I drive a vehicle with a hemi and never cook or attend indoor stationary bicycling classes! Pinking shears my ass!

My lemon tree was quite productive last year, and I had to throw a lot away. Hypothetically, if you were the sort that preserves lemons--not that you are with your hemi and other manly accoutrements--how would go go about doing so?

ABBAKiss · 01-20-2005, 12:34 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
New.

Board.

Motto.

I think it is fine, but really a razor works better.

Pretty Little Flower · 01-20-2005, 12:38 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My lemon tree was quite productive last year, and I had to throw a lot away. Hypothetically, if you were the sort that preserves lemons--not that you are with your hemi and other manly accoutrements--how would go go about doing so?

There are lots of recipes on the world wide cyber-net-web. This one is kind of fancy, with all the coriander, cloves, cinnamon, etc. But it has a little history about preserved lemons:

http://www.recipesource.com/ethnic/a...d-lemons1.html

This one is more basic. I own, um, I mean a chick I know owns the cookbook from which it was taken. Good book, or so she tells me in between giving me unsolicted fellatio.

http://www.seasonalchef.com/recipe29.htm

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 01-20-2005, 12:39 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I was more shocked than anything else. Huge ratio. I couldn't possibly walk around with someone like that. It's ridicurous. But, yeah, they're a novelty and might be fun to box around for a night.

You all get the wrong idea about my tastes in breasts. Shape and ratio. A nicely shaped breast and a good ratio create nice bodies for women with small breasts and small waists as well as bigger women with bigger waists and bigger breasts. It's that hourglass shape that is so attractive. I focus on the ratio of bust to waist size as a clear indicator of a nice body. That doesn't mean that a waist size of 14 and a bust size of 74 is ideal.

TM

I am in agreeance.

Those things would be fun...maybe to see if you could get them going in different directions or something. But I'm not cooking her breakfast in the morning.

ilikenewsocks · 01-20-2005, 12:40 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I think it is fine, but really a razor works better.

A fist also works better.

ltl/fb · 01-20-2005, 12:46 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I am in agreeance.

Those things would be fun...maybe to see if you could get them going in different directions or something. But I'm not cooking her breakfast in the morning.

You offend me. If she spends the night at your house, you should make breakfast. (If you spend the night at her house, she should make breakfast.) This does not mean you are in luuuuuuuuv or even dating, it's just polite.

Of course, tossing her a bagel counts as "making breakfast," though if it's kind of stale you need to provide butter or cream cheese.

And I prefer doughnuts.

Sparklehorse · 01-20-2005, 12:48 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
There are lots of recipes on the world wide cyber-net-web. This one is kind of fancy, with all the coriander, cloves, cinnamon, etc. But it has a little history about preserved lemons:

http://www.recipesource.com/ethnic/a...d-lemons1.html

This one is more basic. I own, um, I mean a chick I know owns the cookbook from which it was taken. Good book, or so she tells me in between giving me unsolicted fellatio.

http://www.seasonalchef.com/recipe29.htm

I would give unsolicited road head to a guy who cooks.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 01-20-2005, 12:49 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
You offend me. If she spends the night at your house, you should make breakfast. (If you spend the night at her house, she should make breakfast.) This does not mean you are in luuuuuuuuv or even dating, it's just polite.

Of course, tossing her a bagel counts as "making breakfast," though if it's kind of stale you need to provide butter or cream cheese.

And I prefer doughnuts.

I don't have time to make breakfast; I have to "get to work." Sorry, my boss has really been busting my chops. I'll walk you to the door, though...CALL ME!

Replaced_Texan · 01-20-2005, 12:49 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
There are lots of recipes on the world wide cyber-net-web. This one is kind of fancy, with all the coriander, cloves, cinnamon, etc. But it has a little history about preserved lemons:

http://www.recipesource.com/ethnic/a...d-lemons1.html

This one is more basic. I own, um, I mean a chick I know owns the cookbook from which it was taken. Good book, or so she tells me in between giving me unsolicted fellatio.

http://www.seasonalchef.com/recipe29.htm

Thank you for risking your manhood to pass on potentially emasculating information. FWIW, please pass on to your womenfolk that brining sliced lemons in sugar for a few days makes excellent lemon tarts/pies.

ltl/fb · 01-20-2005, 12:51 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I don't have time to make breakfast; I have to "get to work." Sorry, my boss has really been busting my chops. I'll walk you to the door, though...CALL ME!

I went home at 3 and rabbited -- you'd think at your tender age you'd be up for a fourth round, but apparently not. Limp wimp.