Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[Sparklehorse]

It's official -- oral sex is part of the vanilla repertoire. NotBob, please update your records accordingly.

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I'm a 24-year-old male and I lost my virginity to my girlfriend last year. She is three years younger than I am, but I am the 10th man that she has fucked. This is not a problem with me, as I am not a jealous guy. What bothers me is that she is unwilling to perform oral sex on me. I enjoy giving oral to her. I am really in love with her and could see myself marrying her, but I need to be assured that I will get a blowjob at some point in my life. She says she doesn't like the taste of semen, which makes me just the slightest bit jealous, because that means she has done this for other men but won't do it for me, a man whom she is ostensibly considering marrying.
Been Lost Oral Woman

Dump her, BLOW. Sucking cock can no longer be regarded as some sort of above-and-beyond-the-call indulgence. Blowjobs are standard. Any make or model that doesn't come with blowjobs should be immediately returned to the showroom.

I am a GGG girlfriend, and I'm up for pretty much anything my boyfriend wants to do. I also love giving head, and he loves receiving it. But he will not reciprocate. We talked about it, and he said he just doesn't eat pussy. This really bothers me, but should I just deal with it if I like him, or is it a dump-worthy problem?
Wanting More

Dump him, WM. Eating pussy can no longer be regarded as some sort of above-and-beyond-the-call indulgence. Cunnilingus is standard. Any make or model that doesn't come with cunnilingus should be immediately returned to the showroom.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
It's official -- oral sex is part of the vanilla repertoire. NotBob, please update your records accordingly.

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Would it be bad form to quote Dan Savage in my Petition for Dissolution of Marriage?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Guy A needs to get over it. If he didn't want other people to date her, he shouldn't have broken up. Guy B has nothing to apologize for. The same rules apply as for discarded property.

O.K., the more I think about it, the more I kind of like Guy A and Guy B and feel for their situation. So here is the polite thing to do so they can all move on. Guy B should wait for a social situation where most of the social group, including Guy A but exluding the chick, is gathered. Then, Guy B should wait a bit and, if things seem a bit awkward, he should pat Guy A on the shoulder and loudly announce, "Listen, I know it is a bit weird with me dating [the chick] and everything, but I could not help it. She is one horned up wildcat in bed, if you know what I mean, and I know you do. But, I have to say that she is so damn loose down there she is almost flapping. You must be hung like [some animal that has a massive cock]. Good work, my friend." That way, there is a public acknowledgement of the succesor-in-interest dating situation, but it is done in a way that Guy A gets to keep his ego intact and save face with the social group.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Would it be bad form to quote Dan Savage in my Petition for Dissolution of Marriage?

Good GOD woman, you must be a saint to have put up with that for as long as you did.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Good GOD woman, you must be a saint to have put up with that for as long as you did.

It's funny how much you don't realise you miss something until it's gone.

Actually, now that I think about it, it's not funny at all.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
O.K., the more I think about it, the more I kind of like Guy A and Guy B and feel for their situation. So here is the polite thing to do so they can all move on. Guy B should wait for a social situation where most of the social group, including Guy A but exluding the chick, is gathered. Then, Guy B should wait a bit and, if things seem a bit awkward, he should pat Guy A on the shoulder and loudly announce, "Listen, I know it is a bit weird with me dating [the chick] and everything, but I could not help it. She is one horned up wildcat in bed, if you know what I mean, and I know you do. But, I have to say that she is so damn loose down there she is almost flapping. You must be hung like [some animal that has a massive cock]. Good work, my friend." That way, there is a public acknowledgement of the succesor-in-interest dating situation, but it is done in a way that Guy A gets to keep his ego intact and save face with the social group.

I was going to suggest having guy B say publically that he can't believe [chick] doesn't give head, because its just standard now, and its no wonder that guy A dumped her. Same reasons as you give, but I was taught it is impolite to speak of a ladie's private parts in public.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
It's funny how much you don't realise you miss something until it's gone.

Actually, now that I think about it, it's not funny at all.

Wait, this is from the start, or just evolved (or devolved)--- he never would?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
O.K., the more I think about it, the more I kind of like Guy A and Guy B and feel for their situation. So here is the polite thing to do so they can all move on. Guy B should wait for a social situation where most of the social group, including Guy A but exluding the chick, is gathered. Then, Guy B should wait a bit and, if things seem a bit awkward, he should pat Guy A on the shoulder and loudly announce, "Listen, I know it is a bit weird with me dating [the chick] and everything, but I could not help it. She is one horned up wildcat in bed, if you know what I mean, and I know you do. But, I have to say that she is so damn loose down there she is almost flapping. You must be hung like [some animal that has a massive cock]. Good work, my friend." That way, there is a public acknowledgement of the succesor-in-interest dating situation, but it is done in a way that Guy A gets to keep his ego intact and save face with the social group.

This is not very helpful.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
"If it feels good...do it!"
- unknown

Communal living situations fostered short-lived relationships, and much sexual experimentation. Groups like the Sexual Freedom League popped up, advertising their ongoing orgiastic events. Even the taboo against sex in public was forgotten. In parks, at festivals, in fact almost any hippie gathering was often the occasion for newly formed "couples" to get it on, often in public view. "Free love" meant you could love anyone, anywhere, anytime, without guilt.

But the biggest single event to liberate women from their designated roles as housewife and mother, was the contraceptive pill. This along with the popularization of other forms of birth control, like the IUD and spermicidal creams, allowed women to have sex, without concern about unintended consquences.

Around 1965, fashion went crazy, with a slew of new styles that emphasized women's sexuality. The mini-skirt took the world by storm, revealing leg, thigh and sometimes more. Plunging necklines, see-thru tops and the rejection of the bra, gave men much more to drool over. Women at last had the power to manifest their latent femininity and sexuality.

Twiggy, set the fashion world on its head by making an icon out of a thin, boyish stick of a girl. Her sexual ambiguity and slim figure revolutionized the way women are portrayed in the media, and they way they look at themselves, and is still an essential part of the fashion scene today.

In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
It's funny how much you don't realise you miss something until it's gone.

Actually, now that I think about it, it's not funny at all.

I'll be here for you when you the time is right.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I was going to suggest having guy B say publically that he can't believe [chick] doesn't give head, because its just standard now, and its no wonder that guy A dumped her. Same reasons as you give, but I was taught it is impolite to speak of a ladie's private parts in public.

That is why I included the part about the chick not being present. I am not a Neanderthal. I know which fork to use.

Well, alright, I don't know which fork to use. I did not even know there were multiple forks to choose among. But I am pretty certain I am at least as well-bred as Sebastian.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Questions:

1.) Should Guy B have made a move on Guy A's ex? Should he have waited longer?

2.) Should Guy B have told Guy A about the move on his ex earlier? (Note: Guy A was in Mexico the first week that they were dating.)

3.) Should Guy B expect to be cut out of Guy A's life (and possibly social circle) because of moving in on Guy A's ex?

4.) Should Guy B have apologized to Guy A about his actions?

Guy A should find Guy B's mother, sister, ex-girlfriends, pets, and sleep with all of them. Then he should tell both Guy B and old girlfriend, and give rankings, with ex-girlfriend coming in no higher than 4th.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
But I am pretty certain I am at least as well-bred as Sebastian.

I once thought I was too, but I've learned I'm not. I've learned my mom, who is married, has had repeated degrading sex with at least 6 guys who post here. One is a negro. And that's just from who posts here, I have no idea what else she may have done. Anyway, having been raised by someone like that, I'm sure there's lots I have wrong with me.

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Guy A should find Guy B's mother, sister, ex-girlfriends, pets, and sleep with all of them. Then he should tell both Guy B and old girlfriend, and give rankings, with ex-girlfriend coming in no higher than 4th.

What, no muffin basket?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by ironweed
What, no muffin basket?

My type lives by a code you know, and he broke it. No baked goods for him. Plus, he already has the ex-girlfriend.