imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You offend me. If she spends the night at your house, you should make breakfast. (If you spend the night at her house, she should make breakfast.) This does not mean you are in luuuuuuuuv or even dating, it's just polite.

Of course, tossing her a bagel counts as "making breakfast," though if it's kind of stale you need to provide butter or cream cheese.

And I prefer doughnuts.

What if you don't normally make breakfast for yourself when you get up? Should I just offer him the dog chow, since that's the only breakfast I generally serve?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I went home at 3 and rabbited -- you'd think at your tender age you'd be up for a fourth round, but apparently not. Limp wimp.

No more yanky my wanky.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Thank you for risking your manhood to pass on potentially emasculating information. FWIW, please pass on to your womenfolk that brining sliced lemons in sugar for a few days makes excellent lemon tarts/pies.

I, er, um, a friend of mine is confused. How does one brine things in sugar?

[dtb]

Since when is "incentivize" a word? Dictionary.com lists it as a word, but it's not in my copy of the OED.

GOD, I hate when people use that word. What's wrong with "motivate"? Huh? Huh? HUH?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
This one is more basic. I own, um, I mean a chick I know owns the cookbook from which it was taken. Good book, or so she tells me in between giving me unsolicted fellatio.

While driving the Hemi?

eta: Shoot -- beaten by the Sparkly One. Yet another shot at a BPOTD down the tubes.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Should I just offer him the dog chow, since that's the only breakfast I generally serve?

Depends on what message you're trying to send. How drunk were you when you brought him home?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
What if you don't normally make breakfast for yourself when you get up? Should I just offer him the dog chow, since that's the only breakfast I generally serve?

To be perfectly honest, I don't understand this whole "being there when you wake up" concept. You need to incent them to get the fuck out during the night. Then, no breakfast dilemma!

But, perhaps you could offer them some sort of carb-rich product. It's the hospitable thing to do.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You offend me. If she spends the night at your house, you should make breakfast. (If you spend the night at her house, she should make breakfast.) This does not mean you are in luuuuuuuuv or even dating, it's just polite.

I have never made breakfast for a one-night stand. And since I don't really eat breakfast, the few times it was made for me were pointless.

If the sex was good, no one gives a fuck about the breakfast. You can leave right after or in the morning (before I do). If you were any good, I'll walk you to the door. If you were really good, I might go outside and put you in a cab.

Only you would think sex guarantees you a meal.

TM

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by dtb
Since when is "incentivize" a word? Dictionary.com lists it as a word, but it's not in my copy of the OED.

It's HR-speak. I first heard from an ignoramus back in the early 90s. My mother and brother rant about "servicing" and I rant about "incentivizing."

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I have never made breakfast for a one-night stand. And since I don't really eat breakfast, the few times it was made for me were pointless.

If the sex was good, no one gives a fuck about the breakfast. You can leave right after or in the morning (before I do). If you were any good, I'll walk you to the door. If you were really good, I might go outside and put you in a cab.

Only you would think sex guarantees you a meal.

TM

Pretty much anything should guarantee a meal. Mmmmm, food.

To be perfectly honest, I prefer to fuck in my own bed lately. I walk them to the door. ETA when we are done.

[dtb]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
To be perfectly honest, I don't understand this whole "being there when you wake up" concept. You need to incent them to get the fuck out during the night. Then, no breakfast dilemma!

You wound me.

Turncoat.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by spookyfish
I, er, um, a friend of mine is confused. How does one brine things in sugar?

That's the verb the recipie used. Pack the lemon slices in sugar, with a little bit of salt, and it becomes this sugary, lemony mixture that leaches out all the bitterness. The longer the lemons stay in the mixture, the more the bitter goes away.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by dtb
Since when is "incentivize" a word? Dictionary.com lists it as a word, but it's not in my copy of the OED.

GOD, I hate when people use that word. What's wrong with "motivate"? Huh? Huh? HUH?

I was going to take the time to answer this question, but I don't really much feel like it.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
It's HR-speak. I first heard from an ignoramus back in the early 90s. My mother and brother rant about "servicing" and I rant about "incentivizing."

I just read it in an excerpt of a legal opinion. The apocalypse is nigh.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
My mother and brother rant about "servicing".

Trying to find a way back into the road-head discussion, eh?