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06-13-2005, 01:21 PM
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#556
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Still waiting
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
How about a tree house/tree fort?
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I ALWAYS WANTED one of those.
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06-13-2005, 01:21 PM
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#557
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Still waiting
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
How about a tree house/tree fort?
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I haven't had the pleasure of having sex in a treehouse or fort, though for lack of opportunity more than fear of falling.
I really wanted a treehouse like in the Swiss Family Robinson movie when I was a kid. I could have sex there easily, though sex wasn't the reason I wanted it when I was a kid.
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06-13-2005, 01:28 PM
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#558
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Still waiting
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Yes, I am completely serious on the internet. The internet is serious business.
Anyway, we all have to pass the torch sometime. Most of us realize this and tend to pass it before it goes out. I'm glad NFH has decided to pick up where I left off.
Too bad you missed your opportunity.
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This is your best material.
TM
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06-13-2005, 01:29 PM
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#559
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Still waiting
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
That was the other half of RT's dream. Angelina and Brad just called her to come over for a three-way.
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That was very funny. Kudos.
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06-13-2005, 01:38 PM
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#560
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Good news for Texans
We don't have to leave the state to get a Toronto Trim!
The Laser Vaginal Rejuvination Institute of San Antonio
Testimonial:
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"After two children, I had serious incontinence problems. My vagina had that 'flippy-floppy' feeling. I could barely feel anything. Sex was just not the same." (lvr patient)
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-13-2005, 01:47 PM
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#561
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Still waiting
Quote:
Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Yes, I am completely serious on the internet. The internet is serious business.
Anyway, we all have to pass the torch sometime. Most of us realize this and tend to pass it before it goes out. I'm glad NFH has decided to pick up where I left off.
Too bad you missed your opportunity.
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Remember, you were the one who was bitching out a sock. Idiot. That'll teach me to try and be helpful.
Ungrateful bastard.
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06-13-2005, 01:56 PM
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#562
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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Good news for Texans
Good news to be sure, but I suspect that the goal of eliminating this scourge lies somewhere on Gov. Goodhair's legislative agenda. Not to suggest that you need it, RT, but those who desire it should probably schedule an appointment now.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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06-13-2005, 01:58 PM
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#563
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Good news for Texans
Quote:
Originally posted by Gattigap
Good news to be sure, but I suspect that the goal of eliminating this scourge lies somewhere on Gov. Goodhair's legislative agenda. Not to suggest that you need it, RT, but those who desire it should probably schedule an appointment now.
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I'm not entirely convinced that Gov. Goodhair gives a flying fuck about vaginas.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-13-2005, 02:01 PM
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#564
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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Good news for Texans
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm not entirely convinced that Gov. Goodhair gives a flying fuck about vaginas.
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Should make for an interesting primary season, then.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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06-13-2005, 02:35 PM
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#565
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In my dreams ...
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,955
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Carry-ons
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You have to check bags when you fly with suits for a wedding.
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Actually, unless you are in a 44+ or something, you can fold suits into a carry on and have them ready to wear when you land. It just has to be an old-style hard-sided two-suiter carry-on, with built-in hangers and a suit frame inside. (I got one vintage.)
Two suits, three shirts, socks, underwear, shoes, toiletries kit. Hard-sided suitcases are very under-appreciated.
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06-13-2005, 02:35 PM
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#566
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Downer post of the day
I realize that parents in grief may say odd thigns to the media, but this woman makes me think a DSS intervention might have been justified:
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/06/12/fat....ap/index.html
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Maureen Faibish said she ordered Nicholas to stay in the basement while she did errands on June 3, the day he was attacked by one or both of the dogs.
She said she was worried about the male dog, Rex, who was acting possessive because the female, Ella, was in heat.
"I put him down there, with a shovel on the door," Faibish said in an interview with the San Francisco Chronicle. "And I told him: 'Stay down there until I come back.' Typical Nicky, he wouldn't listen to me."
Nicholas apparently found a way to open the basement door.
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"It's Nicky's time to go," she said in the interview. "When you're born you're destined to go and this was his time."
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Destiny. Good one.
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06-13-2005, 02:38 PM
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#567
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Upper Post of the Day
"California Girls" by David Lee Roth on the car dealer's hold music.
I'm still bopping in my seat.
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06-13-2005, 02:47 PM
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#568
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Mutant Inbred Tiger
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Secret Garden
Posts: 91
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Downer post of the day
Something tells me he's not going to quality of legal representation I received. Celebrity has its privileges.
![](http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/US/06/12/fataldog.mauling.ap/story.vert.mauling.2.ap.jpg)
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06-13-2005, 02:57 PM
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#569
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Downer post of the day
Quote:
Originally posted by Montecore
Something tells me he's not going to quality of legal representation I received. Celebrity has its privileges.
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Amazing. Every time I see a picture of that dog, he looks guilty as hell. The female was shot at the door when she wouldn't let animal control into the house.
At first I felt sorry for that woman, her kid was mauled by the family dogs. Now to find out that she locked him in the basement (more than once) while she ran errands and that she's not sorry she did so - now I don't feel so sorry for her. She's clearly wacko.
Last edited by NotFromHere; 06-13-2005 at 03:30 PM..
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06-13-2005, 02:58 PM
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#570
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Downer post of the day
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Amazing. Every time I see a picture of that dog, she looks guilty as hell. The male was shot at the door when he wouldn't let animal control into the house.
At first I felt sorry for that woman, her kid was mauled by the family dogs. Now to find out that she locked him in the basement (more than once) while she ran errands and that she's not sorry she did so - now I don't feel so sorry for her. She's clearly wacko.
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Why didn't she lock the dogs in the basement?
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