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robustpuppy · 11-16-2006, 06:41 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I never made it up for that class because I was on crack (not literally) when I signed up for it, and during the course of the first few weeks I convinced myself that I knew this stuff anyway. So I get A's and B's on all the derivatives tests. Then, suddenly, integrals (?) started up. And I still wasn't going to class. Blew all the second half tests and the final. Got a D.** Fuck integrals (?).

This sounds like a recurring nightmare that I have where I am in a calculus course that I did not know I had enrolled in and it is the day of the final and I am FUCKED, and after I take the final I have to write a 30-page paper for a Beowulf course in which I also did not know I was enrolled, and I am FUCKED, and I don't know how this happened because I have already graduated from law school, and am a lawyer in a big firm, and in fact, I promised the partner a draft of something three days ago and I have barely started it and I am FUCKED, and so how can I be back in college, and if I am going to dream about college, couldn't I dream about being FUCKED by Rugby Guy?

Mr. Man · 11-16-2006, 06:41 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Wow. I love it when we do this.

Gearing up for the next Pride event. Also trying to keep my mind off the wonderbra picture.

ltl/fb · 11-16-2006, 06:44 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Man
Also trying to keep my mind off the wonderbra picture.

Why? Is it like Lent or something? Ramadan?

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 11-16-2006, 06:44 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
No, talking about how you can "do calculus" is so much gayer.

When I fuck my wife, I really only "do wife". I never really know what it means or why, which is what separates me from the friends of mine who are really good at fucking my wife.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 11-16-2006, 06:44 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
Maybe compared with Organic Chemistry or Physics. But out of all the Humanities and Social Sciences, I would say it is the least gay major.

That's only because you think ass-slapping skirt-chasing investment banker gay isn't gay. But it is.

NotFromHere · 11-16-2006, 06:47 PM

People on Craigslist could be law enforcement.

"We wanted to prove craigslist was in fact a vehicle for promoting prostitution," said Lt. Eric Sano, commander of the Seattle Police Department's vice unit. To test the theory, undercover detectives arranged for escorts to meet them in a downtown hotel room on Oct. 19, Sano said. Detectives arrested seven women and a 16-year-old girl who made clear they expected payment for their sexual services, he said.

Police discovered "a complete subculture" where men call themselves "hobbyists" and refer to the women they pay for sex as "providers," Sano said Wednesday, the last night of the undercover operation.

"They all know each other and have their own terminology," he said. There are even several online "review boards" where men rate their experiences and describe a woman's looks and the sex acts she's willing to perform, Sano said.

New career for Thurgreed?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 11-16-2006, 06:49 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
New career for Thurgreed?

And for his momma.

Flinty_McFlint · 11-16-2006, 06:50 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
People on Craigslist could be law enforcement.

"We wanted to prove craigslist was in fact a vehicle for promoting prostitution," said Lt. Eric Sano, commander of the Seattle Police Department's vice unit. To test the theory, undercover detectives arranged for escorts to meet them in a downtown hotel room on Oct. 19, Sano said. Detectives arrested seven women and a 16-year-old girl who made clear they expected payment for their sexual services, he said.

Police discovered "a complete subculture" where men call themselves "hobbyists" and refer to the women they pay for sex as "providers," Sano said Wednesday, the last night of the undercover operation.

"They all know each other and have their own terminology," he said. There are even several online "review boards" where men rate their experiences and describe a woman's looks and the sex acts she's willing to perform, Sano said.

New career for Thurgreed?

I don't know, whores are notoriously known to be pretty sensitive about their looks, they may not like his scoring scale.

Not Bob · 11-16-2006, 06:50 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Man
Gearing up for the next Pride event. Also trying to keep my mind off the wonderbra picture.

Don't get me wrong -- I just find it reassuring that the FB, our own little home on the internet/sociologocal experiment gone awry, has mathletes. Heck, I bet that there's even a picture in a yearbook somewhere of a 17 year old Flower (in a Husker Du t-shirt) when he was the secretary/treasurer of the a/v squad.

Flinty_McFlint · 11-16-2006, 07:06 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
People on Craigslist could be law enforcement.

I like the other article too:

Headline: Seattle only slightly less gay than San Francisco.

Hank Chinaski · 11-16-2006, 07:06 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Don't get me wrong -- I just find it reassuring that the FB, our own little home on the internet/sociologocal experiment gone awry, has mathletes. Heck, I bet that there's even a picture in a yearbook somewhere of a 17 year old Flower (in a Husker Du t-shirt) when he was the secretary/treasurer of the a/v squad.

i believe Flower said he was captain of the guts frisbee team.

ThurgreedMarshall · 11-16-2006, 07:17 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Man
I was at one with the math spirit until differential equations (and I have a high school letter jacket full of jangly math team medals to prove it). That crap is the like organic chemistry of math. Not too fond of determining the stable population state for foxes-rabbits based on varying birth and death rates and food scarcity.

This shit is so nerdy, it ain't even English. I don't know how basketballs don't automatically deflate as soon as they touch your nerd hands, nerd.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall · 11-16-2006, 07:19 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Those were something special, weren't they? We need to find mroe pics of her.

What is her name? (And say it quietly so Mr. Nerd Man can't hear it and deflate her boobs with a single nerdly glance.)

TM

ThurgreedMarshall · 11-16-2006, 07:22 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
People on Craigslist could be law enforcement.

"We wanted to prove craigslist was in fact a vehicle for promoting prostitution," said Lt. Eric Sano, commander of the Seattle Police Department's vice unit. To test the theory, undercover detectives arranged for escorts to meet them in a downtown hotel room on Oct. 19, Sano said. Detectives arrested seven women and a 16-year-old girl who made clear they expected payment for their sexual services, he said.

Police discovered "a complete subculture" where men call themselves "hobbyists" and refer to the women they pay for sex as "providers," Sano said Wednesday, the last night of the undercover operation.

"They all know each other and have their own terminology," he said. There are even several online "review boards" where men rate their experiences and describe a woman's looks and the sex acts she's willing to perform, Sano said.

New career for Thurgreed?

POTD*.

TM

*And by "D," I mean decade.

Hank Chinaski · 11-16-2006, 07:22 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
This sounds like a recurring nightmare that I have where I am in a calculus course that I did not know I had enrolled in and it is the day of the final and I am FUCKED, and after I take the final I have to write a 30-page paper for a Beowulf course in which I also did not know I was enrolled, and I am FUCKED, and I don't know how this happened because I have already graduated from law school, and am a lawyer in a big firm, and in fact, I promised the partner a draft of something three days ago and I have barely started it and I am FUCKED, and so how can I be back in college, and if I am going to dream about college, couldn't I dream about being FUCKED by Rugby Guy?

I was a fuck up in college. much worse the last year than the first. but I was in Engineering which really made it bad, but also gave me an out. The senior level classes had tests that were so impossible that bringing in the homework problems (the tests were open anything you want to bring in) and finding the one closest to the test questions gave you a "class average."

Except my last term I had project courses. One was "Flight Dynamics." I had to design a dirigible. The class was early so I didn't go. with about a month left, I went to the prof to get the handouts I knew he was giving out. I would say he had like 40 handouts and I had 5. He hated me after I admitted I was missing class so often.

I explained about how I had to work 3 jobs to cover tuition, but I don't think he bought that

as I was doing the math to finish this stupid thing I had to hand in, I knew it was really wrong because my dirigible was coming out as a mile long. I handed it in, got my 2.0 and moved on.

my buddies were doing this "35 hours until your dirigible project is due" shit when I was just trying to get drunk.

to this day I have dreams about those last few weeks. It's why I sometimes stay up too late drinking- to avoid my demons.