A frolic in Cambodia

[SlaveNoMore]

ThurgreedMarshall
These are about as good as your song parodies.

TM

"Lost her sense of humor in El Segundo"?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
"Lost her sense of humor in El Segundo"?

No time to draft it. Besides, it wouldn't ring true since she never had one to lose.

TM

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Clearly you haven't brought enough of them to erase the memory of your song parodies.

TM

Nurse Betty would like to remind you...Parody. Singular. Once and then reincarnated by SS a couple of weeks ago.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by NotFromHere

Good grief. Hose with open toed shoes.

(Wow, that nurse has big feet. )

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
No time to draft it. Besides, it wouldn't ring true since she never had one to lose.

TM

Why the venom today? Have I ever claimed to be funny? Have I ever touted myself as the Hank Chinaski of the FB?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Why the venom today? Have I ever claimed to be funny? Have I ever touted myself as the Hank Chinaski of the FB?

Hank is supposed to be funny?

[Dave]

Since NFH is too busy...

In a breathtaking discovery, scientists working on a remote Indonesian island say they have uncovered the bones of a human dwarf species marooned for eons while modern man rapidly colonized the rest of the planet.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Dave
Since NFH is too busy...

In a breathtaking discovery, scientists working on a remote Indonesian island say they have uncovered the bones of a human dwarf species marooned for eons while modern man rapidly colonized the rest of the planet.

NFH, your oversight of this important development concerns us. Ignore those little barbs from TM and the rest; they are just being themselves. Dave, however, indicates that you are ignoring your duties on this board.

Now, get over here so I can discipline you.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
NFH, your oversight of this important development concerns us. Ignore those little barbs from TM and the rest; they are just being themselves. Dave, however, indicates that you are ignoring your duties on this board.

Now, get over here so I can discipline you.

GALAHAD: I seek the Grail! I have seen it, here in this castle!

DINGO: No! Oh, no! Bad, bad Zoot!

GALAHAD: What is it?

DINGO: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty Zoot! She has been setting alight to our beacon, which, I just remembered, is grail-shaped. It's not the first time we've had this problem.

GALAHAD: It's not the real Grail?

DINGO: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! Oh, she is a naughty person, and she must pay the penalty -- and here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon. You must tie her down on a bed and spank her!

GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!

DINGO: You must spank her well. And after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like. And then, spank me.

VARIOUS GIRLS: And spank me. And me. And me.

DINGO: Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
NFH, your oversight of this important development concerns us. Ignore those little barbs from TM and the rest; they are just being themselves. Dave, however, indicates that you are ignoring your duties on this board.

Now, get over here so I can discipline you.

You like men? NTTAWWT. And no, I'm not offering. I'm promised to another.

[Jean Socteau]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Why the venom today? Have I ever claimed to be funny? Have I ever touted myself as the Hank Chinaski of the FB?

What the public criticizes in you, cultivate. It is you.

-- Jean Socteau

[greatwhitenorthchick]

I hate being telephone-solicited for money.

I hate being telephone-solicited for money while at work.

I hate being telephone-solicited for money while at work by some perky member of my school's alumni association who tries to be chummy by saying "so I hear you're getting married" in a sing-song voice.

Listen, you stupid stupid sorry cow, just because you may or may not have been privy to some gossip about me that must be tenth-hand and is therefore completely backwards, don't think you can just drop it into a fund-raising suck-up and think that it will somehow engage me. You are now number one on my second-tier shitlist. And no, you may not have any of my fucking money.

(Sigh) Thank you all for listening. And remember that even life's winners (hi RP! big kiss!) get crappy phone calls.

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I saw most of the women's beach volleyball tournament. May and Walsh seemed really close during the Olympics, but then a lot of teammates seem close during the Olympics. There are so many "that female athlete is gay" allegations hurled in women's sports, I've stopped keeping track of who is and who isnt' gay. In that particular tournament, I wasn't really paying attention to hints of latent or patent homosexuality. Mostly, I was envying Misty May's body.

But then we all already know that I'm a lesbian.

Fair enough, I just thought it weird that they were holding hands on Leno.

[dtb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Listen, you stupid stupid sorry cow, just because you may or may not have been privy to some gossip about me that must be tenth-hand and is therefore completely backwards, don't think you can just drop it into a fund-raising suck-up and think that it will somehow engage me. You are now number one on my second-tier shitlist. And no, you may not have any of my fucking money.

(Sigh) Thank you all for listening. And remember that even life's winners (hi RP! big kiss!) get crappy phone calls.

Wow. You have a second-tier shitlist? It is now clear why you are one of life's winners.

(I think RP may be envious that she's not one of life's winners.)

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
You like men? NTTAWWT. And no, I'm not offering. I'm promised to another.

I suspend disbelief in honor of Heidi.

Basically, as long as I can get a response and see the Heidi avatar again, it's all good.