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07-16-2004, 03:20 PM
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Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Chuck D wants to know...
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
you probably pick them based on different criteria than the criteria I use.
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True. So I'll narrow it down. Usually, the guys in beastiality porn are fairly average.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-16-2004, 03:21 PM
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#587
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Drunk off my ass
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Chuck D wants to know...
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
if you have to work that hard, you aren't qualified.
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Don't be so sure. That little mermaid pic really has me going.
Or is that wrong? Is a hot piece of cartoon ass too kinky for you?
Would it interest you if I told you that I am right at porn star size for my manhood?
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I just can't get it right
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07-16-2004, 03:22 PM
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#588
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George Hamilton Embroiled in Anal Sex Video Scandal
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Exactly.
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Stick it in. Pump twice. Pull it out. Go to sleep.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-16-2004, 03:23 PM
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#589
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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John Holmes wants to know....
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Yes, but they work for scale. The bigger guys have a bigger contract.
Speaking of, I saw one the other day (movie) and the guy had a large tat on his large unit. That would hurt like a mother, wouldn't it? Wouldn't that put you out of commission for awhile?
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You watch porn?!?!? I believe this may be most (and only) interesting thing you have ever said. I hereby invite you, on behalf of Tyrone, Atticus, Flinty, C2ed, Sidd and Catrin to the next SF Happy Hour, subject to you agreeing to bring no clippings.
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Boogers!
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07-16-2004, 03:24 PM
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#590
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Johnny Wadd wants you
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Stick it in. Pump twice. Pull it out. Go to sleep.
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My god man, I'm swooning.
At least Shifty cuddles for 10 seconds before he falls asleep.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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07-16-2004, 03:25 PM
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#591
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Johnny Wadd wants you
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
My god man, I'm swooning.
At least Shifty cuddles for 10 seconds before he falls asleep.
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That's b/c he only pumps once.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-16-2004, 03:26 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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John Holmes wants to know....
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Originally posted by LessinSF
You watch porn?!?!? I believe this may be most (and only) interesting thing you have ever said. I hereby invite you, on behalf of Tyrone, Atticus, Flinty, C2ed, Sidd and Catrin to the next SF Happy Hour, subject to you agreeing to bring no clippings.
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What, you don't want to see the guy with the spiked mohawk, Irish accent, and giant tat on his dick? It was a ridiculous movie - all 8 minutes of it. And the music was creepy - like some insane carnival music. But it was in HD. I'll watch anything in HD, even insane clown music.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
Last edited by NotFromHere; 07-16-2004 at 03:29 PM..
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07-16-2004, 03:31 PM
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#593
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Johnny Wadd wants you
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
That's b/c he only pumps once.
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And you know this, how?
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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07-16-2004, 03:32 PM
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#594
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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John Holmes wants to know....
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LessinSF
I hereby invite you, on behalf of Tyrone, Atticus, Flinty, C2ed, Sidd and Catrin to the next SF Happy Hour, subject to you agreeing to bring no clippings.
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07-16-2004, 03:32 PM
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#595
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Johnny Wadd wants you
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
And you know this, how?
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Slave told me.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-16-2004, 03:33 PM
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#596
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
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John Holmes wants to know....
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
What, you don't want to see the guy with the spiked mohawk, Irish accent, and giant tat on his dick? It was a ridiculous movie - all 8 minutes of it. And the music was creepy - like some insane carnival music. But it was in HD. I'll watch anything in HD, even insane clown music.
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was that an Insane Clown Posse production? Don't they make their own porn?
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07-16-2004, 03:34 PM
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#597
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
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Chuck D wants to know...
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Originally posted by LessinSF
The second girl after my own dick this week. Whoo Hoo!
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But how's your technique?
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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07-16-2004, 03:35 PM
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#598
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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John Holmes wants to know....
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I'll watch anything in HD, even insane clown music.
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I have from the ultimate reliable source (Hi, Slave!) that porn in HD is not a good idea, but your admission that you want to see every ingrown shaved pubic hair in HD makes you diiiiiiiiirty (Hi, Max Hardcore!), so the invite remains open.
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Boogers!
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07-16-2004, 03:36 PM
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#599
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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Chuck D wants to know...
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
But how's your technique?
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That depends on how drunk I am. Like bowling and billiards, I have a beer window.
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Boogers!
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07-16-2004, 03:39 PM
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#600
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Chuck D wants to know...
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
if you have to work that hard, you aren't qualified.
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That settles it, we are going to have to have a TMMYDD.*
Thurgreed Marshall Measure Your Dick Day.
You have to send in a picture with a ruler showing the actual measurement to verify your stats. Coltrane, we're calling you out.
*Looks like this could easily be turned into Timmy Dick Day. Coincidence?
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