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spookyfish · 01-20-2005, 01:29 PM

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
After reading this post, I now have "She's my cherry pie..." running through my head.

You're welcome.

Taxwonk sock!

Hank Chinaski · 01-20-2005, 01:32 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
*Hank, PM me if you need the backstory on this.

No thanks. I ran a Google Image search on the "actress" who is marrying Piazza. I think I've got my day otherwise planned now.

ltl/fb · 01-20-2005, 01:40 PM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
Taxwonk sock!

More like taxwonk's used and discarded condom in the gutter.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 01-20-2005, 01:41 PM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
I'm pissed about the lack of teleporters myself.

Do you think we'll be able to breathe underwater in the year 2000?

spookyfish · 01-20-2005, 01:44 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Do you think we'll be able to breathe underwater in the year 2000?

Certainly, and some day a man may land on the moon.

NotFromHere · 01-20-2005, 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Speaking of road-head, I think the penis-stuck-in-the-pelvis ER episode was last week. Did anyone see it? I missed it.

You told us last week that it was this week. Last week's episode was really good - gang bangers kidnapped Abby and made her sew up one of the bangers in the back of an Escalade. Even though she didn't have any equipment or anesthesia. There was no penis involved. Just bullet wounds.

eta, tonight's episode doesn't sound like it either. But it could be one of those side stories.
THE INTERNS MUST LEARN COMPASSION AND FOCUS BEFORE MORE MISTAKES ARE MADE - Lewis (Sherry Stringfield) assigns Kovac (Goran Visjnic) to teach the residents how to communicate more effectively with their patients in hopes of raising their patient satisfaction scores, which have plummeted. They are put to the test when two teenagers are brought to the ER with gun shot wounds. Kovac, Neela (Parminder Nagra) and Sam (Linda Cardellini) handle one patient while Lewis, Pratt (Mekhi Phifer) and Ray (Shane West) deal with another. When a patient dies, Neela does a poor job of informing the deceased's grandmother, who becomes hysterical in the middle of the ER. A personal injury lawyer sets up a mobile office outside the ER, infuriating Lewis as he tries to turn dissatisfied patients into clients. Abby (Maura Tierney) returns to the ER, still dealing with the trauma of her abduction. Also starring Noah Wyle and Laura Innes.

str8outavannuys · 01-20-2005, 01:57 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Let's vote on it.

Hey Shifty, just wanted to say nice sig line. I too think I sorta know why the caged bird sings.

greatwhitenorthchick · 01-20-2005, 01:59 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
What if you don't normally make breakfast for yourself when you get up? Should I just offer him the dog chow, since that's the only breakfast I generally serve?

Breakfast is my favorite meal of the day and I love going out for eggs. When I used to have men stay over, which was infrequent because mostly I would ask them to leave after, but if I liked them and they stayed, sometimes we would go out for breakfast in the morning. Did I mention how much I like going out for breakfast? You read the paper, drink coffee, eat eggs or pancakes. It's wonderful. ymmv, of course.

Mister_Ruysbroeck · 01-20-2005, 02:02 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
More like taxwonk's used and discarded condom in the gutter.

That's not a condom, it's an external catheter and I look nothing like that.

Diane_Keaton · 01-20-2005, 02:09 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Breakfast is my favorite meal of the day and I love going out for eggs. When I used to have men stay over, which was infrequent because mostly I would ask them to leave after, but if I liked them and they stayed, sometimes we would go out for breakfast in the morning. Did I mention how much I like going out for breakfast? You read the paper, drink coffee, eat eggs or pancakes. It's wonderful. ymmv, of course.

What's with all this stuff about eating, walking to the door and cab-getting the morning after? Morning-after etiquette requires that you fuck the person again. Anything less would be an insult; anyone who prefers breakfast (Hi Greedy!) is a pussy.

notcasesensitive · 01-20-2005, 02:11 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Breakfast is my favorite meal of the day and I love going out for eggs. When I used to have men stay over, which was infrequent because mostly I would ask them to leave after, but if I liked them and they stayed, sometimes we would go out for breakfast in the morning.

Have you switched teams altogether now?

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Did I mention how much I like going out for breakfast? You read the paper, drink coffee, eat eggs or pancakes. It's wonderful. ymmv, of course.

I like having an out-for-breakfast crew to do that with. At least when I was more single I did. Nothing like sitting with 3 or 4 hungover friends, reading the paper and eating salty, greasy breakfast food.

str8outavannuys · 01-20-2005, 02:11 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Breakfast is my favorite meal of the day and I love going out for eggs. When I used to have men stay over, which was infrequent because mostly I would ask them to leave after, but if I liked them and they stayed, sometimes we would go out for breakfast in the morning. Did I mention how much I like going out for breakfast? You read the paper, drink coffee, eat eggs or pancakes. It's wonderful. ymmv, of course.

I had this revelation over the weekend.

Eating in restaurants (especially breakfast) is like sex. I love it, I'm crazy about it, it's all I think about for much of the time, but after I'm done, I want to be out of there fast so that I can start getting shit done. And that means no sitting around drinking coffee for half an hour.

Fucking coffee drinkers.

greatwhitenorthchick · 01-20-2005, 02:11 PM

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Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
What's with all this stuff about eating, walking to the door and cab-getting the morning after? Morning-after etiquette requires that you fuck the person again. Anything less would be an insult; anyone who prefers breakfast (Hi Greedy!) is a pussy.

I don't think anyone said that you had to forgo one activity for the other.

Hank Chinaski · 01-20-2005, 02:13 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I had this revelation over the weekend.

Eating in restaurants (especially breakfast) is like sex. I love it, I'm crazy about it, it's all I think about for much of the time, but after I'm done, I want to be out of there fast so that I can start getting shit done. And that means no sitting around drinking coffee for half an hour.

Fucking coffee drinkers.

Sounds like str8 is a pounder Fringey.

greatwhitenorthchick · 01-20-2005, 02:15 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Have you switched teams altogether now?

Well no, but here is a thought. I am thinking about online dating. Is there anything wrong with using one service for women and the other for men? If anyone is a veteran of these things and thinks that this might come back to haunt me, please let me know. Should I just pick a team and go with it for a while? It's like the world is a big banquet and I feel like I should avoid carbs or something, but I want to taste everything.