New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003 - Page 401

11-04-2003, 04:00 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Paigs, get fucking real here. Carolyn is OK looking, but Slave was dead fucking on with his assessment that she was a common skinny cokewhore. I think Tom Wolfe described such women as "social x-rays" in Bonfire, and that about sums Carolyn up. Granted, some folks may be blinded to the facts because they've got a huge hard on for fucking uber-waspy looking chicks on the social register, but lets put class envy aside here and deal strictly with the looks... in that realm, she's better than average, but not hot.

I gotta ask this... wtf does her working with exclusive clientele for Calvin Klein have to do with shit? I have a bud from college who's been to Klein's home in the Hamptons a pile of times. Is he autmoatically hot? If so, maybe I'll start fucking him and leave my wife. He and I get along smashingly. You should see him suck down coke. Unbelieveable nasal capacity, and he does it with the grace and ease of a swan like Carloyn.

Common? What does that have to do with whether she is beaugtiful or not?

She was beautiful when she wasnt skinnyh.

Or doing coke.

ANd I owuldnt call her a cokewhore- see, she had JFK's moeny so she didnt need ot put out to get it- assuming she was addicted and not just a recereational user, but I digress. ANd that has nothing to do with whether she is beautiful/.

And the Calvin Klein part goes to the fact that she had the look he wanted to impress up on clients apparently, and thought she beaufiful., Ceratinly not for her extensive PR expertise, no? He being CK probably has seen a pretty lady or two in person. Not to mention elegant and graceful. Which I think contribute to beauty- how you carery yourself. You might be more inclined to a tight ass sticking out in the air on a red velvet background. Which isnt "common" or anytinhg.

you are kind of a common hypocrtie arent you?

edited bc I fofgot the social xray thing. I think Wolfe's social xray werent 33 or younger. But excellent reference!

Atticus Grinch · 11-04-2003, 04:02 PM

I've got a hobby: re-reading Lady Chatterly.

The Ashley Madison Agency: A Dating Service for Unfulfilled Married Women.
When Monogamy Becomes Monotony. [tm]

ThrashersFan · 11-04-2003, 04:02 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
ANd I owuldnt call her a cokewhore- see, she had JFK's moeny so she didnt need ot put out to get it- assuming she was addicted and not just a recereational user, but I digress. ANd that has nothing to do with whether she is beautiful/.

So he was her only client? Works for me. Someone has to be the whore in every relationship, yes?

evenodds · 11-04-2003, 04:05 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I've got a hobby: re-reading Lady Chatterly.

The Ashley Madison Agency: A Dating Service for Unfulfilled Married Women.
When Monogamy Becomes Monotony. [tm]

This is lovely: "Extra-marital affairs and open spousal relationships offer an opportunity to re-experience the excitement and stimulation associated with dating and courtship."

ThrashersFan · 11-04-2003, 04:11 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
This is lovely: "Extra-marital affairs and open spousal relationships offer an opportunity to re-experience the excitement and stimulation associated with dating and courtship."

Obviously written by someone who hasn't dated in a while. Picking up someone for sex may be exciting but dating is too much work as far as I am concerned. And doesn't "courtship" mean moving towards a more permanent relationship, like marriage? I'll stick with married. If I need some excitement I'll drive blindfolded.

ABBAKiss · 11-04-2003, 04:17 PM

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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
dating is too much work

How so? I loved dating. Didn't find it to be work at all. But you're not the only one I've heard say this.

11-04-2003, 04:17 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
So, whatever anyone tells you about how big the baby is, they don't know for sure. Maybe he's 15 pounds!!

If it had been a reg. u/s tech, I would agree (the regular u/s tech also said it was a girl), but this is u/s #9 by a well repected perinatologist - he's measured the skull & all the bones, etc. and the kid's weighing in at just over 9.5lbs right now. Even if the estimate is high, he's clearly still a porker and will only be packing it on until hatching. I think I'd better take this over to the Ma & Pa, Esq. Board...

In other news, I just realized I went to HS with the Quiznos raised-by-a-wolf guy, which wigged me out somewhat. Awesome guy - glad he's making it.

-TL

ltl/fb · 11-04-2003, 04:18 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
You take vacations??????

"recent" may be broadly defined. Be defined broadly. Whichever. As may "vacation" -- some people do not seem to view a long weekend visiting one's family as a vacation. I take 'em where I can get 'em.

leagleaze · 11-04-2003, 04:20 PM

I hate that wolf commercial. I also hate those cell phone commercials where they are doing shakespeare or having a meeting or what have you and are skipping around with all those annoying beeps.

What commercials are annoying you lately?

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 11-04-2003, 04:20 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
How so? I loved dating. Didn't find it to be work at all.

That's b/c it's free for you.

I have to pay for both Taco Bell meals.

ABBAKiss · 11-04-2003, 04:25 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
That's b/c it's free for you.

I have to pay for both Taco Bell meals.

Hey, I always paid (or at least offered to) if I asked someone out or if there was more than one date (or more than one location within a date).

And who goes to Taco Bell on a date? There's no booze there. How is the dude gonna get lucky?

Shape Shifter · 11-04-2003, 04:25 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
I hate that wolf commercial. I also hate those cell phone commercials where they are doing shakespeare or having a meeting or what have you and are skipping around with all those annoying beeps.

What commercials are annoying you lately?

The wolf commercial is disturbing. Hey, I'm glad Tex Lex's friend is getting work, but watching a guy suckle a wolf does not make me want a sandwich.

Coors Lite commercials during football games annoy the shit out of me. Last year's "twins" was bad enough. But this season's installment starring Kid Rock is pushing me over the edge. Why don't they just cut to the chase and market their product as "Tasteless Beer for Tasteless People"?

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 11-04-2003, 04:26 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
I hate that wolf commercial. I also hate those cell phone commercials where they are doing shakespeare or having a meeting or what have you and are skipping around with all those annoying beeps.

What commercials are annoying you lately?

"I'm lovin' it" McDonalds commercials. The worst.

The best: "Real Men of Genius" commercials.

Replaced_Texan · 11-04-2003, 04:27 PM

I probably couldn't pick Bassett out of a crowd if I had to. She's pretty enough, I guess, but for me, she's not that memorable, and in order to be ranked beautiful in my book, you have to be memorable. Maybe a 5 or so for prettiness?

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I gotta ask this... wtf does her working with exclusive clientele for Calvin Klein have to do with shit?

SD, you want to go into sales, right? Sales is all about image and the image that the company projects. Being asked to work with exclusive clientele for Calvin Klein implies that Calvin (who you may think infantile or dorky by name assoication, but that's another argument) thought her beautiful enough to project the proper image for his company to a group of people he very much wanted to impress. Certainly her grace, intelligence, people skills, yada yada went into that equation, but you'd better believe that he thought she was beautiful or he wouldn't have asked her to work with that clientele.

Edited to add: Sort of outable, but what the heck. I missed schooling with Wes Anderson by a year. He graduated the year before I started 9th grade. He later went on to film Rushmore at our highschool.

ltl/fb · 11-04-2003, 04:27 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
The wolf commercial is disturbing. Hey, I'm glad Tex Lex's friend is getting work, but watching a guy suckle a wolf does not make me want a sandwich.

Coors Lite commercials during football games annoy the shit out of me. Last year's "twins" was bad enough. But this season's installment starring Kid Rock is pushing me over the edge. Why don't they just cut to the chase and market their product as "Tasteless Beer for Tasteless People"?

You did not find the "twins" a total turn-on? What kind of red-blooded American male are you? I was so turned on by them I nearly crashed the car every time I drove by a billboard.