It's all about me

[Sparklehorse]

I was in court this morning for a hearing and observed a hirsute (looked faintly like he could be Saddam's cousin) attorney approach the bar with what looked like a woman's purse on his shoulder. It was about 4" x 8" black bag with a long, thin strap and golden-colored hardware. While I'm familiar with the manbag phenomenon, I've never seen a man sporting such a stereotypical looking "purse." His suit and shoes looked pretty stylish and well-made although I confess I studied the bag more closely than the rest of his attire. Is this some new, awful trend or just a freaky aberration?

It looked a little like this:

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by LessinSF
I have from the ultimate reliable source (Hi, Slave!) that porn in HD is not a good idea, but your admission that you want to see every ingrown shaved pubic hair in HD makes you diiiiiiiiirty (Hi, Max Hardcore!), so the invite remains open.

Well I was trying to read the tat on his dick said, but it was moving way way too fast. And HD helped to see the intricate detail of the giant tat of Satan on his back and the snakes on his ass.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Well I was trying to read the tat on his dick said, but it was moving way way too fast. And HD helped to see the intricate detail of the giant tat of Satan on his back and the snakes on his ass.

It said "Eat at Joe's". So I'm told.

[Spank Myasski]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
That settles it, we are going to have to have a TMMYDD.*

Thurgreed Marshall Measure Your Dick Day.

You have to send in a picture with a ruler showing the actual measurement to verify your stats. Coltrane, we're calling you out.

*Looks like this could easily be turned into Timmy Dick Day. Coincidence?

Fluffed, unfluffed or coming down from a fluff?

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Spank Myasski
Fluffed, unfluffed or coming down from a fluff?

Jesus Christ! Enough with the idiotic socking, already.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Spank Myasski
Fluffed, unfluffed or coming down from a fluff?

Just before money shot. That's the hottest.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
It said "Eat at Joe's". So I'm told.

I was going to go for a Santorum joke here (he makes me giggle every time he's on the news), but I've decided to spare you all.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
That settles it, we are going to have to have a TMMYDD.*

Thurgreed Marshall Measure Your Dick Day.

You have to send in a picture with a ruler showing the actual measurement to verify your stats. Coltrane, we're calling you out.

*Looks like this could easily be turned into Timmy Dick Day. Coincidence?

Why is it named after Thurgreed? That's kind of creepy, NTTAWWT. Name it after one of the betties.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Why is it named after Thurgreed? That's kind of creepy, NTTAWWT. Name it after one of the betties.

Can the guys pretending to be woman enter as anon?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Bite your tongue!
You're just complaining because your man had no technique. That's a completely different subject. An average sized man using the jackhammer technique is equally bad.
On the other side of the coin - a man with a little unit trying to "bring it home" is a little sad.

Non-responsive jumping-off thread:

I have had the strangest phenomenon for the past few weeks. I'll be walking along the street, not seeing anything particularly arousing, and all of the sudden, I'll start getting aroused. The normal reaction - to adjust oneself in the hopes that the adjustment somehow makes the problem go away - only seems to make it worse. I was in a cd shop this afternoon and realized "Shit, I'm sporting half wood.... what the hell is going on?" I'm still in Cheesesteak City, so its not like I'm seeing piles of hotties which are subconsciously affecting me. Anyone else going through this? Its not due to lack of sex, so I don't know what the gig is. I wouldn't mind it, but its a bit distracting.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Why is it named after Thurgreed? That's kind of creepy, NTTAWWT. Name it after one of the betties.

Because the posting of nude photos was originally his idea and henceforth all posting of nude photos shall be done in his honor, plus NSCMYDD is a little unruly and doesn't sound as good. NO OFFENCE.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Non-responsive jumping-off thread:

I have had the strangest phenomenon for the past few weeks. I'll be walking along the street, not seeing anything particularly arousing, and all of the sudden, I'll start getting aroused. The normal reaction - to adjust oneself in the hopes that the adjustment somehow makes the problem go away - only seems to make it worse. I was in a cd shop this afternoon and realized "Shit, I'm sporting half wood.... what the hell is going on?" I'm still in Cheesesteak City, so its not like I'm seeing piles of hotties which are subconsciously affecting me. Anyone else going through this? Its not due to lack of sex, so I don't know what the gig is. I wouldn't mind it, but its a bit distracting.

Wear some burlap underpants chief, and it will negate the effect of your fancy silk lawyer pants. Worth a shot.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
That settles it, we are going to have to have a TMMYDD.*

Thurgreed Marshall Measure Your Dick Day.

You have to send in a picture with a ruler showing the actual measurement to verify your stats. Coltrane, we're calling you out.

*Looks like this could easily be turned into Timmy Dick Day. Coincidence?

I'll take his word for it. He sounds like he has a big dick.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Non-responsive jumping-off thread:

I have had the strangest phenomenon for the past few weeks. I'll be walking along the street, not seeing anything particularly arousing, and all of the sudden, I'll start getting aroused. The normal reaction - to adjust oneself in the hopes that the adjustment somehow makes the problem go away - only seems to make it worse. I was in a cd shop this afternoon and realized "Shit, I'm sporting half wood.... what the hell is going on?" I'm still in Cheesesteak City, so its not like I'm seeing piles of hotties which are subconsciously affecting me. Anyone else going through this? Its not due to lack of sex, so I don't know what the gig is. I wouldn't mind it, but its a bit distracting.

Welcome to my life.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Non-responsive jumping-off thread:

I have had the strangest phenomenon for the past few weeks. I'll be walking along the street, not seeing anything particularly arousing, and all of the sudden, I'll start getting aroused. The normal reaction - to adjust oneself in the hopes that the adjustment somehow makes the problem go away - only seems to make it worse. I was in a cd shop this afternoon and realized "Shit, I'm sporting half wood.... what the hell is going on?" I'm still in Cheesesteak City, so its not like I'm seeing piles of hotties which are subconsciously affecting me. Anyone else going through this? Its not due to lack of sex, so I don't know what the gig is. I wouldn't mind it, but its a bit distracting.

I've had this happen. It's the friction of your pants and underwear rubbing against your dick while you walk. It only happens to me when I'm walking. Not while I'm sitting like it used to do when I was going through puberty.

That was a fun time. Puberty. Spontaneous erections. I got very creative about hiding them. I generally used the "push it straight up so that it's held against your body by the waistband of your underwear and then make sure your shirt is pulled down" method.

I guess if I had to do it all over again I'd take the spontaneous errections over the uncontrollable monthly bleeding.