Merry Generic Winter Day-Off With No Religious Content - Page 41

nononono · 12-21-2006, 04:21 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
same card as RT and Nox4.

No, I am the Sun.

Pretty Little Flower · 12-21-2006, 04:22 PM

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Originally posted by Fugee
Here's the thing that mystifies me. OK, the swearing in is ceremonial and all (if I recall the official swearing in doesn't use Bibles or anything) so it doesn't really matter.

But why would people want someone to swear an oath on a religious book he doesn't believe in? It seems to me to make more sense to have the swearer use the book he views as a holy book.

Sometimes I'd really like to run around slapping my fellow Christians upside the head and tell them to keep focussed on what's really important and not stupid stuff.

Right. Who cares what book he uses in some stupid and meaningless ceremony, as long as we make sure his soul spends eternity in horrible damnation.

Pretty Little Flower · 12-21-2006, 04:26 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Why do you stay here? do you have any friends.........i mean besides NotBob?

If you are implying that the friendship of NotBob alone is not a sufficient reason for staying here, then I suggest to you, sir, that you do not know or have any understanding of the true NotBob. May I also suggest that during this, the holiday season, you be a little less cavalier with your hurtful implications?

ABBAKiss · 12-21-2006, 04:28 PM

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Originally posted by nononono
No, I am the Sun.

I am going to start using this as my catchphrase in 2007 (and I will reference you as the originator, of course). It will be like this:

Random Barfly: Hey - aren't you ABBAKiss? The chick with mad vagina-whipping-out skillz?

ABBAKiss: No, I am the Sun.

Random Barfly: Huh? You're someone's son?

ABBAKiss: No, I am THE Sun.

Something like that.

greatwhitenorthchick · 12-21-2006, 04:30 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I am going to start using this as my catchphrase in 2007 (and I will reference you as the originator, of course). It will be like this:

Random Barfly: Hey - aren't you ABBAKiss? The chick with mad vagina-whipping-out skillz?

ABBAKiss: No, I am the Sun.

Random Barfly: Huh? You're someone's son?

ABBAKiss: No, I am THE Sun.

Something like that.

Also say that you are the "air". Like the Smiths. That will really mess them up.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 12-21-2006, 04:32 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Also say that you are the "air". Like the Smiths. That will really mess them up.

"I am the moon" would allow her to whip out her vagina contemporaneously.

ABBAKiss · 12-21-2006, 04:33 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Also say that you are the "air". Like the Smiths. That will really mess them up.

I am looking forward to happy hour tonight even more than I usually do. I cannot wait to debut my new lines!!!! I am the Sun, I am the Air, I am the Wind, I am the Ocean!!!! I AM FIRE!!!!!!!

notcasesensitive · 12-21-2006, 04:36 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Also say that you are the "air". Like the Smiths. That will really mess them up.

It is interesting only to me that if you talk to random 22 year olds about that particular song (even referencing it as the song in those stupid Nissan commercials, if necessary), some not small percentage of them have no idea who The Smiths are. Kids. Today.

Secret_Agent_Man · 12-21-2006, 04:38 PM

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
We 'might' be getting snow on Tuesday. I better stock up on milk and water and MREs.

The corned beef hash one is good. Stay away from the Tuna Casserolle.

S_A_M

Pretty Little Flower · 12-21-2006, 04:38 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I am looking forward to happy hour tonight even more than I usually do. I cannot wait to debut my new lines!!!! I am the Sun, I am the Air, I am the Wind, I am the Ocean!!!! I AM FIRE!!!!!!!

I'll meet you at Fire Lake (street level at the Radisson) at 5 for a cocktail and some UF.

Fugee · 12-21-2006, 04:38 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
A Tiffany vase, maybe?

For her.

Ugh. Expensive clutter.

A nice pen would be at least useful. I'd probably go with gift certificates to a nice restaurant.

Pretty Little Flower · 12-21-2006, 04:40 PM

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Originally posted by nononono
No, I am the Sun.

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.

ltl/fb · 12-21-2006, 04:41 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
It is interesting only to me that if you talk to random 22 year olds about that particular song (even referencing it as the song in those stupid Nissan commercials, if necessary), some not small percentage of them have no idea who The Smiths are. Kids. Today.

No, it's the theme song to Charmed. And/or that movie about witches.

ThurgreedMarshall · 12-21-2006, 04:44 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I am looking forward to happy hour tonight even more than I usually do. I cannot wait to debut my new lines!!!! I am the Sun, I am the Air, I am the Wind, I am the Ocean!!!! I AM FIRE!!!!!!!

New Avatar?

TM

ABBAKiss · 12-21-2006, 04:45 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
It is interesting only to me that if you talk to random 22 year olds about that particular song (even referencing it as the song in those stupid Nissan commercials, if necessary), some not small percentage of them have no idea who The Smiths are. Kids. Today.

I have no idea who The Smiths are. Perhaps this is why it is acceptable for 22 year olds to bang me?

Who are The Smiths?

I am the Sun.