New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
I once had a sit down with PLF irl, fwiw, fyi, for the record, in order to address some of the rifts that had developed on the board.

We shared a platter of the other white meat aka cheese and peppered our conversation with not so veiled allusions to the board.

Notwithstanding that, my conclusion was that PLF was an insipid bore who had jumped the proverbial shark back on the days when Prodigy.net hosted the boards. I went to the bathroom and crawled out the window, leaving him with the check.

Don't tell him this though, I think he is still waiting for me to come back to the table.

Making your offer to treat the Texas lunch seem highly suspect. Luckily I am not an insipid bore.*



*Yes, the door is open, go ahead and hit me with what you've got, TM.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
He told me it was chicken wire.

You must have misunderstood. There's no mistaking 3/4" speaker wire. Decreased resistance, greater clarity, etc. I am still hazy about the details, however, and am undergoing hypnotherapy in an attempt to restore my memory. What I have learned (or relearned) so far is truly shocking. And, for the record e/o, I would hardly call those positions a compromise. And paigow is surprisingly strong for a princess.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I am still hazy about the details, however, and am undergoing hypnotherapy in an attempt to restore my memory. What I have learned (or relearned) so far is truly shocking.

Honey, there's a video. We've all seen it. That nipple ring camera is like something out of Alias.

I just didn't pay attention to the wire when I watched it.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You must have misunderstood. There's no mistaking 3/4" speaker wire. Decreased resistance, greater clarity, etc. I am still hazy about the details, however, and am undergoing hypnotherapy in an attempt to restore my memory. What I have learned (or relearned) so far is truly shocking. And, for the record e/o, I would hardly call those positions a compromise. And paigow is surprisingly strong for a princess.

I think that it's probably for the best that some of those memories are never recovered. Does anyone want to relive the tobasco sauce incident?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Can't I make a joke about the over-generalization of political parties?

To make Republicans feel better: My grandfather was a founding father of the Democrats, but I've never been a hippie, tree hugging commie and I'd rather keep my money than throw it at every social problem out there, so I never fit in...

Oh, so you mean your father was part of the movement to retain the Noble Institution of slavery, then? From back in the good old days when the Democrats were the vanguard in defending the rights of free white men everywhere to safeguard their property, breathing or inert?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
why the fuck does McDonalds feel they need Street Cred? I mean, aren't their restaurants doing well enough in da hood as is?

Street cred isn't for the hood. It's for suburbia. They want "street" fed to them as often as possible. What McDonald's has yet to figure out is that the kids they're marketing to perceive "street" as Fifty Cent and no longer consider it to be Young MC.

Next McDonald's slogan: "If you want it, you got it"

TM

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
I once had a sit down with PLF irl, fwiw, fyi, for the record, in order to address some of the rifts that had developed on the board.

We shared a platter of the other white meat aka cheese and peppered our conversation with not so veiled allusions to the board.

Notwithstanding that, my conclusion was that PLF was an insipid bore who had jumped the proverbial shark back on the days when Prodigy.net hosted the boards. I went to the bathroom and crawled out the window, leaving him with the check.

Don't tell him this though, I think he is still waiting for me to come back to the table.

This is true, except for the part about me waiting at the table. I seem to recall someone else being present, but have no specific recollection. Perhaps she is still waiting at the table. In any event, although it is true that we tried to address some of the rifts that had developed on the board, Penske seemed obsessed with past glory. He claimed to have invented the boards, back when they started on The Well. My eyes quickly glazed over. The cheese was good, though. And I did pick up the check.

[Austintatious]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Honey, there's a video. We've all seen it. That nipple ring camera is like something out of Alias.

I got an email about pictures from a wild party last weekend "the only pics of kissing people are of known couples."

Pity poor Paris. If only that policy had been in place for her.

Anyone have a link to her video?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Austintatious
I got an email about pictures from a wild party last weekend "the only pics of kissing people are of known couples."

Pity poor Paris. If only that policy had been in place for her.

Anyone have a link to her video?

I know that there's a compromising photograph of Manticore the tiger and a Girl Gone Wild out there on the internet that was from this weekend. They, as far as anyone can remember, were not a known couple before or after the photograph was taken.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I think that it's probably for the best that some of those memories are never recovered. Does anyone want to relive the tobasco sauce incident?

That never happened.

Speaking of speaker wire, where is Mr. Man?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
if I were case sensitive, I would point out that capitalization sucks. lucky for you I am Not.

I never hearted PLF.

He was a hero to most but he never meant shit to me.

No offence.

[Montecore]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I know that there's a compromising photograph of Manticore the tiger and a Girl Gone Wild out there on the internet that was from this weekend. They, as far as anyone can remember, were not a known couple before or after the photograph was taken.

Sorry to disappoint you, Shiva. I'm afraid you will never see your dream of "Senator Montecore" come to fruition. Who knew beads and tequila could be such a career killer? Oh well. Back to my lounge act . . .

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
This is true, except for the part about me waiting at the table. I seem to recall someone else being present, but have no specific recollection. Perhaps she is still waiting at the table. In any event, although it is true that we tried to address some of the rifts that had developed on the board, Penske seemed obsessed with past glory. He claimed to have invented the boards, back when they started on The Well. My eyes quickly glazed over. The cheese was good, though. And I did pick up the check.

Oops. The Ice Wine clouded my memory.

Carry on.

[lookingformarket]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Street cred isn't for the hood. It's for suburbia. They want "street" fed to them as often as possible. What McDonald's has yet to figure out is that the kids they're marketing to perceive "street" as Fifty Cent and no longer consider it to be Young MC.

Next McDonald's slogan: "If you want it, you got it"

TM

After they clue in, it will be "If you got it, I'm gonna jack you for it" played over "Gimme the Loot" modified to be "Gimme the Fries"

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Honey, there's a video. We've all seen it.

Shit. So it's out. Thanks a lot, Hank. You have set back the Plan at least five years. Now We'll have to start over. All those conference calls down the toilet. It's so difficult dominating a species when they keep giggling at you.