Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I've never liked Adrian for a guy.

too Rocky for you?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
too Rocky for you?

I never saw The Godfather. I don't get it.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Movie reference. Jeez, doesn't anyone watch The Godfather anymore?

Sorry, I just had a bootlegged copy. It was in aramaic. No mention of reaching for Nimmer that I could tell.

[Mandy GA]

Originally posted by roysbrook
Horny?

Speaking of the horny state some of us find ourselves, I have succumbed to my urges and have been doing a little early evening indiscriminate web surfing at work and stumbled onto a couple of sites devoted to camel toes.

Apparently given certain recent fashion trends of Britney Spears et al of the world wearing shorts that are so tight that one’s labia can be discerned as a proverbial camel toe through the fabric is a way to attract men. One of these sites even had a how-to for accentuating your camel toe, including exercises whereby one stretches the labia by attaching weights to it through piercings and enhances the affect with deep tissue massage (the latter of which sounds sort of nice). Another site suggested applying a homemade vacuum pump to the labia to create fuller more defined lips.

Now I am nothing if not a fashionista but is this something women are really doing? Or that men are looking for? Certainly my cleavage gets me plenty of ooglers but do I want to put a camel toe out there for the men to drool over?

Thoughts?

Originally posted by Mandy GA
Speaking of the horny state some of us find ourselves, I have succumbed to my urges and have been doing a little early evening indiscriminate web surfing at work and stumbled onto a couple of sites devoted to camel toes.

Apparently given certain recent fashion trends of Britney Spears et al of the world wearing shorts that are so tight that one’s labia can be discerned as a proverbial camel toe through the fabric is a way to attract men. One of these sites even had a how-to for accentuating your camel toe, including exercises whereby one stretches the labia by attaching weights to it through piercings and enhances the affect with deep tissue massage (the latter of which sounds sort of nice). Another site suggested applying a homemade vacuum pump to the labia to create fuller more defined lips.

Now I am nothing if not a fashionista but is this something women are really doing? Or that men are looking for? Certainly my cleavage gets me plenty of ooglers but do I want to put a camel toe out there for the men to drool over?

Thoughts?

While I generally look askance at such personal grooming type posts, I will offer one piece of advice. Bunny Slipper type labs can be difficult to keep in a Natori G-string.

d(but I reserve judgment about what one can pack into a Cosabella thong based on a recent shopping excusion with Momddeuced)deuced

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Mandy GA
exercises whereby one stretches the labia by attaching weights to it through piercings and enhances the affect with deep tissue massage

Kobe roast beef?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Kobe roast beef?

You forgot the beer.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by d2ed
Bunny Slipper type labs can be difficult to keep in a Natori G-string.

Bunny Slipper type labs? I'm sure you could slip a hyphen in there somewhere. dtb?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Bunny Slipper type labs? I'm sure you could slip a hyphen in there somewhere. dtb?

A hyphen is not a phallic symbol, except for the least well-endowed amongst us.

[Paddle Mybuttocks]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
..............except for the least well-endowed amongst us.

In junior college I took philosophy because the chicks digged that scene and one class was devoted to a discussion of the hypothetical, suppose you were offered the chance to become an all powerful living wizard god. An immortal among the unwashed masses. The hook was three rules, (a) No sex; (b) No masturbation; (c) No orgasm. Alot of people got scared by the question but celibacy like this isn’t so scary. I said I would take the chance because if I was an all powerful wizard god I could simply invoke Bill Clinton’s definition of sexual relations and still get blowjobs. And the orgasm part was harder but if I was all powerful I could just change the definition of “orgasm” or go back in time before the rules was made. (hi atticus!)

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Bunny Slipper type labs? I'm sure you could slip a hyphen in there somewhere. dtb?

While I do not normally deign to reply to such unpalatable subjects, as I am the slut-you-can-take-home-to-mom, I will elaborate. You can probably slip a hyphen into a Cosabella thong but most certainly not the Natori G-string.

d(If you have found this helpful, I can also provide you with some delicious recipes from mom ddeuced, cutie)deuced

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Originally posted by Administrator
In the past, several of us have repeatedly suggested to you that perhaps you should not be posting on this website since you claim not to trust the integrity or the motives of the Lawtalkers administration.

Because of your continued behavior, this request has now become a formal demand. Unanimously, on behalf of all of the Lawtalkers administrators, if you no longer trust the integrity of one or any of us, then you should leave this site immediately and close all of your account(s).

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Good one SS, but your ass is sure to be banned now.

[Fugee]

From the various and sundry tales of the Baggettes' bodily injuries, I'm assuming you know the answer to this question:

Why do even the most minor head injuries bleed so freaking much?

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