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08-12-2005, 11:12 AM
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#616
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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What is a ballon knot?
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Originally posted by Gattigap
Damn, woman. You trick us into googling shit like that without proper warning, soon it'll only be NFH who does your research.
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Favorite synonym: meat doughnut.
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08-12-2005, 11:12 AM
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#617
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Terrell Owens
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Sure. Is there something to be happy about other than a trip to a strip club?
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The blossoming of a love connection? You are either with Spanky or with them.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-12-2005, 11:21 AM
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#618
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Fuck you my Flair Friend
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
God I hate that song. Hate. Hate. Hate. She went all to hell (in my opinion) when she left her ex and the band. Not that I ever really liked her, but now she gets the venom.
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I am so proud that I can say I have absolutely no idea what song or singer you are talking about. I thought Pony was making a Sesame Street reference.
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08-12-2005, 11:26 AM
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#619
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Just sex?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-12-2005, 11:27 AM
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Fuck you my Flair Friend
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I am so proud that I can say I have absolutely no idea what song or singer you are talking about. .
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I know someone who could do a wicked karaoke version for you.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-12-2005, 11:27 AM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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This is my shit
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Nice try. Even I have eaten a cheesesteak, fruitboy.
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Of course you have. You grasped the bun with both hands, slowly savored the warm meat in your mouth and carefully squeezed every last drop of the au jus from it's end...
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08-12-2005, 11:29 AM
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#622
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Waitress
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Originally posted by Belgrade Bimbo
I am official hostess of my business job. I also do model and have agent for photo shoot. I do many things.
I want thank friendly american lawyer friends for smart advice about hairy man following me. I know american lawyers good people who help Serbia model-actress like me. USA is great country!
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American lawyers man like to help Serbian woman because we understand woamn better than woman understand herself. American lawyers Man love woman very big.
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08-12-2005, 11:31 AM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Fuck you my Flair Friend
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I know someone who could do a wicked karaoke version for you.
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From her I would listen to bad song. She is very nice woman. I like woman.
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08-12-2005, 11:31 AM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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This is my shit
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
You think MR's tongue is that rough?
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I'm thinking more an Indian Burn type thing...
Enough rubbing from any surface will eventually turn any skin red. BUT, I wouldn't be surprised to learn MR utilizes a reverse back of the tongue lick, like a cat at the milk bowl.
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Last edited by sebastian_dangerfield; 08-12-2005 at 11:35 AM..
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08-12-2005, 11:33 AM
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#625
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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This is my shit
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You...carefully squeezed every last drop of the au jus from it's end...
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...on to your khakis and then had to ride the train looking like you'd just fucked a cheesesteak
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08-12-2005, 11:34 AM
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Just sex?
"A strong proponent of traditional morality, Clark blamed the church's sex-abuse scandal in 2002 on "the campaign of liberal America against celibacy." The staunch conservative suggested in a homily that homosexuality was a disorder caused by the sinful images that are pervasive in American culture."
Isn't this always the way? Whichever conservative yells the most about the evils of sex is the one having it with someone who is married, someone who doesn't care that they are married or someone of the same gender.
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08-12-2005, 11:36 AM
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Just sex?
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Isn't this always the way? Whichever conservative yells the most about the evils of sex is the one having it with someone who is married, someone who doesn't care that they are married or someone of the same gender.
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Are (were) OPie and Andy gay? nttawwt
eta: [hi shifty!]Bi?[/hi shifty!]
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
Last edited by Penske_Account; 08-12-2005 at 11:40 AM..
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08-12-2005, 11:38 AM
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#628
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Just sex?
<hiccup>
<eom>
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-12-2005, 11:56 AM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Just sex?
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
"A strong proponent of traditional morality, Clark blamed the church's sex-abuse scandal in 2002 on "the campaign of liberal America against celibacy." The staunch conservative suggested in a homily that homosexuality was a disorder caused by the sinful images that are pervasive in American culture."
Isn't this always the way? Whichever conservative yells the most about the evils of sex is the one having it with someone who is married, someone who doesn't care that they are married or someone of the same gender.
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My liberal campaign isn't against celibacy in general, just celibacy as it applies to me.
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08-12-2005, 12:00 PM
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#630
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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I don't know if I should post this here, or on the new Spanky Board
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Overheard in New York
Chick #1: So was he cute?
Chick #2: He was cute enough.
Chick #1: What does that mean?
Chick #2: I mean, like, I wouldn't lick his butt or anything.
Chick #1: Ew!
Chick #2: Oh, like you never licked a guy's butt!
Chick #1: I should never have told you that.
--3rd Avenue & 11th Street
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