Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones!

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Translation: I wish Paigow would write me a "Hello Thurgy" post.

I feel like I just had a peanut butter and oat cake sandwich.

TM

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by barely_legal
You don't get it. Once the Dirty Dancing dialogue is in your head, you can't get it out. You can't get it out. And it burns.

I'm gonna do my kind of dancin' with a great partner, who's not only a terrific dancer; somebody who's taught me that there are people willing to stand up for other people no matter what it costs them; somebody who's taught me about the kind of person I wanna be.

Originally posted by barely_legal
baby? Seriously? I mean, that just tripped off your fingers? What has nononono done to the Not_Bob I once respected? The one who liked grrrl music and was scared to compliment waitresses?

baby?

Trend observation:

Italics are the new ALLCAPS

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Trend observation:

Italics are the new ALLCAPS

Awesome. Right after I pulled the allcaps back out for a post. I feel so retro hip.

Right on!

Originally posted by barely_legal
I'm kind of hearing it in a "Nobody puts Baby in a corner" sort of way. That's the worst.

I heard it in a cloying Gal-from-Amazing-Race-The-Season-Before-Last-Who-I-Think-Finished-Top-Three.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Chocolate cheesecake.

You should never request anything called "chocolate cheesecake" from a hooker.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Today's Sign of the Apocalypse:

FWIW, the LA Times' resident smartass Joel Stein wrote an article Sunday (Reg. requ'd) about the premiere of the new porn film, "Pirates" at Hollywood's Egyptian Theater. As Stein observed, "The movie was a lot like "Pirates of the Caribbean," but answered a lot of questions that the Johnny Depp film left unanswered, such as, "What does it look like when two girl pirates have sex with one boy pirate?".

Apparently, this was a breakthrough in the porn industry, as public premieres aren't often done, even in the soulless hellhole known as West Hollywood. Turns out that most of the audience got bored with the cinematography, plot, acting, or who knows what about 30 mins in.

Gattigap

I tried to find on google the line from Boogie Nights where Jack Horner shares with Eddie and Roller Girl and Maggie his dream of making a porn so good that "after they've cum, the audience has to sit there, in their own jizz, because they want to see how the movie ends."

Alas, I had to paraphrase. But it sounds like "Pirates" didn't do it.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I feel like I just had a peanut butter and oat cake sandwich.

TM

The oat cake was a separate foodpiece.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Better than the entire pineapple, no?

When I see that, I will swan dive off the balcony of whatever hotel we're in. There'd simply be nothing left to see.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I feel like I just had a peanut butter and oat cake sandwich.

TM

Wasn't it a peanut butter sandwich and an oat cake?

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
When I see that, I will swan dive off the balcony of whatever hotel we're in. There'd simply be nothing left to see.

Dammit.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You should never request anything called "chocolate cheesecake" from a hooker.

Whiff, Douchie. Or, alternatively, Am I on your ignore list?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ironweed
Dammit.

If its any consolation, you had me on the ropes. That one took me a few minutes...

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
This sounds familiar but I cannot place it. Is it a Charlene lyric?

Think Bad Bad Leroy Brown and you'll be close.

[SlaveNoMore]

sebastian_dangerfield
Dude, there's a BYO place on the water in Philly where its full nude, spread agle, dudes crumpling up dollar bills and chucking them at the chicks. Its off the charts. Its not so much a strip club as a place to wander thru and remark to yourself "Fuck, my life ain't that bad."

A place? Dude, you just described every single "strip joint" in the fine Commonwealth of Pennsyltucky