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Replaced_Texan · 10-25-2005, 07:34 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Man
I think Phoenix is a great city. Then again, I like Dallas. It's a cross between Dallas and San Diego from what I can tell (women of Dallas, men and jobs of San Diego).

I've never been to Phoenix, I've never been to a strip club in Vegas and I rarely go to clubs.

I have nothing whatsoever to contribute to this board today. Except for frog orgies.

notcasesensitive · 10-25-2005, 07:37 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Man
I think Phoenix is a great city. Then again, I like Dallas. It's a cross between Dallas and San Diego from what I can tell (women of Dallas, men and jobs of San Diego).

Men of San Diego is not a ringing endorsement. Unless you are a big fan of the military.

I'd say it is sort of like a mid-western city, plopped down in the middle of the desert. Indianapolis or Cincinnati of the west, but with a more active economy these days.

It does seem like a step up from Philly, in that it actually has a growing economy. Sebby'd probably need a bit of adjustment time to the more laid-back feel and the fact that there aren't any buildings there that were built before 1930 (like Dallas, if you don't move to the trendier part of town, you'll be in suburban hell). But in the long run, a step up if you wouldn't be too tied up with missing family, friends, etc. out East.

And an easy weekend trip to LA and Vegas. Two not-so-bad places.

Hank Chinaski · 10-25-2005, 07:38 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
And you thought he was Asian.

was it a face or body shot?

10-25-2005, 07:41 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
[true story] I once got stuck in the desert outside of Phoenix. Blown water pump. [/true story]

I know a lot of people in Phoenix and Scottsdale but personally I don't feel comfortable living more than an hour from an ocean. No offence.

I thought you were gonna say you once got stuck in a shit hole. liike a real one. Bummer.

10-25-2005, 07:42 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Man
She is a goddess.

Saturday, 11/26/05, The Wiltern. She will be mine...

FUck, she is coming to the west coast at thanksgiving?

I saw Kids in the Hall at the Wiltern. Great venue.

Shape Shifter · 10-25-2005, 07:43 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I think Slave posted that same thing before he moved west, and of course, he found out that the problem was more than the geography. no offence.

It's a dry . . . never mind.

10-25-2005, 07:43 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Like I said, Florida in the desert. On the plus side, there are plenty of golf courses, so when Sebby procreates, he can promptly join a club and ignore his offspring.

My personal K should have been more interesting than this, but I just ain't that inspired today.

How about a nice hot slice of Geoerge Peach Pie with some fresh cream on top?

Hank Chinaski · 10-25-2005, 07:44 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I think Slave posted that same thing before he moved west, and of course, he found out that the problem was more than the geography. no offence.

did slave move west to be near P? did P move west to get away from S?

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 10-25-2005, 07:44 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I thought you were gonna say you once got stuck in a shit hole. liike a real one. Bummer.

Not a very effective way to mantrap.

10-25-2005, 07:47 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
was it a face or body shot?

"Ping! Pow!

10-25-2005, 07:48 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
did slave move west to be near P? did P move west to get away from S?

All I knw is I got here first.

Shape Shifter · 10-25-2005, 07:49 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I've never been to Phoenix, I've never been to a strip club in Vegas and I rarely go to clubs.

I have nothing whatsoever to contribute to this board today. Except for frog orgies.

You've never been to a strip club? I thought you were big on the Houston art scene.

And toads. It was a toad orgy.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 10-25-2005, 07:57 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter

And toads. It was a toad orgy.

"A wide-angle lens allowed Shifty to include as much of the action as possible, but he didn't reckon on becoming part of the orgy himself. Mistaking his fingers for females, male toads gripped his hands with grim passion. "

Dude, when did you take up photography? And how did you get your hands clean?

Penske_Account · 10-25-2005, 07:57 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I thought you were gonna say you once got stuck in a shit hole. liike a real one. Bummer.

[TRUE STORY] In my youth, when I was younger, HS, to be specific, a teen gathering place in the summer for kegs and marijawanna and adolescent sexxxing, was a remote boat landing on a certain lake. In the parking lot there was a Honey Bucket aka Porto-Potty. One night a friend of mine was in it, doing her business, sts, when a drunken rabble rouser mistakenly rammed his 4 x 4 into it. The Honey Bucket flipped over landing with the door side on the ground, trapping the young lass. With the HB turned over on its side the honeylike contents of the bucket thereupon emptied themselves on the trapped girl. Eventually others re-righted the Bucket and the drenched schoolgirl emerged. I would posit that is being stuck in a shithole. [/TRUE STORY]

LessinSF · 10-25-2005, 07:57 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Man
She is a goddess.

Saturday, 11/26/05, The Wiltern. She will be mine...

Day before here. I already have my tickets in the Paigow-free zone.