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10-10-2007, 04:15 PM
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#616
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I learned recently that if you take a shit and then shave your pubic hair onto it it is called a "stuffed animal."
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giving new meaning to the term "plushies" ROFLMAO
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10-10-2007, 04:15 PM
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It's all about me.
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Hey bnb
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Sprinkles is at my workplace RIGHT NOW, just waiting for me to come buy some cupcakey goodness.
OK, it's clear off at the opposite end of the, uh, campus or whatever, but technically it's at my workplace.
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Kind of makes up for the IT asshole, doesn't it?
There are no cupcakes of any kind here today.
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10-10-2007, 04:16 PM
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#618
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I learned recently that if you take a shit and then shave your pubic hair onto it it is called a "stuffed animal."
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Who thought to do this, let alone spent time giving it a name that now enjoys wide acceptance?
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10-10-2007, 04:19 PM
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#619
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I learned recently that if you take a shit and then shave your pubic hair onto it it is called a "stuffed animal."
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For what it's worth, this post + Flower's post made me laugh out loud. Your mileage may vary, if you know what I mean. So to speak.
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10-10-2007, 04:22 PM
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#620
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Dayum
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10-10-2007, 04:26 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I learned recently that if you take a shit and then shave your pubic hair onto it it is called a "stuffed animal."
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are you guys having a water shortage? any reason not to break up the two steps.
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10-10-2007, 04:42 PM
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Hey bnb
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Kind of makes up for the IT asshole, doesn't it?
There are no cupcakes of any kind here today.
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The IT person complied. I think he was enjoying smacking my assistant around. No one smacks her around but me.
And I talked some lawyer person down from hating and blaming my department to hating and blaming an evil medical/hospital complex. And he thanked me.
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10-10-2007, 04:43 PM
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Again and again, and when I ask you to explain, you say . . .
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I've walked away from at least three of their sets over at various music festivals over the last five years. I've tried to get into them, but I just can't.
They're playing here with the New Pornographers in a few weeks, so I'm afraid I may actually be a captive audience the next time I'm exposed to them.
Has anyone downloaded the new Radiohead? What did you pay? Is it good?
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Captive, schmaptive. Opening bands are for drinking, even if it is Spoon.
I'm luke-warm to them, at best. Their singer (I think) lives in Portland now, with seemingly everyone else in the alt-pop universe.
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10-10-2007, 04:48 PM
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#624
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
are you guys having a water shortage? any reason not to break up the two steps.
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I don't need a reason not to make a stuffed animal. Stuffed animals are cute.
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10-10-2007, 04:50 PM
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Again and again, and when I ask you to explain, you say . . .
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Captive, schmaptive. Opening bands are for drinking, even if it is Spoon.
I'm luke-warm to them, at best. Their singer (I think) lives in Portland now, with seemingly everyone else in the alt-pop universe.
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A band called The Ponys is opening for Spoon, and they seem like a perfect band for drinking. Actually, I will probably enjoy them more than Spoon.
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10-10-2007, 04:52 PM
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Again and again, and when I ask you to explain, you say . . .
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Captive, schmaptive. Opening bands are for drinking, even if it is Spoon.
I'm luke-warm to them, at best. Their singer (I think) lives in Portland now, with seemingly everyone else in the alt-pop universe.
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I'm not quite sure which is the opening. In this part of the world, I suspect Spoon is a larger draw than the New Pornographers.
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10-10-2007, 04:55 PM
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#627
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I mix my own concoction of bleach, fresh lime juice, lavender nectar, and butterfly dreams before each defecation. Afterwards, I pour the concoction across my anus, and then have handmaidens pat me dry with warmed terry cloth.
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I'm gonna try this instead. Recipe?
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10-10-2007, 04:55 PM
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Again and again, and when I ask you to explain, you say . . .
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
A band called The Ponys is opening for Spoon, and they seem like a perfect band for drinking. Actually, I will probably enjoy them more than Spoon.
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Art Brut is touring with the Hold Steady; worth seeing, or bonus drinking time?
And I'm a big Wilco and Neko fan, and Spoon does nothing for me. I mean, soup delivery, sure. But musically? Nothing.
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10-10-2007, 04:56 PM
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Again and again, and when I ask you to explain, you say . . .
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm not quite sure which is the opening. In this part of the world, I suspect Spoon is a larger draw than the New Pornographers.
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Post-show drinking is undervalued. And you can get a head start!
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10-10-2007, 04:57 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
In what order?
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TP, wipe, tp.
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