Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Paigow
This asian gal I know does herself and I asked how she did it. She buys drug store shit but she also said that asians had much finer hair than us whiteys (how does she know?) so it was easier.

Pretty easy - take a look at your arm hair, take a look at her arm hair (forearm) - it's a pretty good indicator. Not a guarantee - just an indicator. Plus - you never been in a locker room?
:seenno:

Originally posted by Buster Hyphen, Grammar Gigolo
Is this the same friend for whom lusts?

Yup. Are you on that mailing list, Buster? Or is this 8track hisself? Now you know she has gigantic bazombos and is waxed. Fucking hot man. And she is a banana.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Yup. Are you on that mailing list, Buster? Or is this 8track hisself? Now you know she has gigantic bazombos and is waxed. Fucking hot man. And she is a banana.

Pardon my ignorance. What, pray tell, is a banana?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Paigow

And I would put selfwaxing as a hobby, or is it an interest?

I think hair removal to a large degree is a compulsion. Some of us suffer from it more than others. However - there are some people who do not suffer from the compulsion - but should. I'm not pointing fingers, but that lady on the train last night....shudder.

:shock:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Yup. Are you on that mailing list, Buster?

Yes.

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I don't keep watching it. Sometimes it's on the TV and I don't leave the room. Beer makes many things tolerable. Ask Less.

a) your post said you watched it without beer.
b) if you have the energy to reach for the beer stein, why not the clicker? How lazy are you?
c) why are you staying in and drinking beer by yourself on a Thursday night and watching Will and Grace? That makes me sad for you. (I assume you are by yourself bc otherwise somebody else would take the responsibiltiy of reaching for the clicker for you)

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Beer makes many things tolerable. Ask Less.

Unfortunately, I don't have any with me now.

[lookingformarket]

Originally posted by Paigow
This asian gal I know does herself and I asked how she did it. She buys drug store shit but she also said that asians had much finer hair than us whiteys (how does she know?) so it was easier.

Perhaps she is a gay?

L(oneliner just for my secret admirer)FM

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Pretty easy - take a look at your arm hair, take a look at her arm hair (forearm) - it's a pretty good indicator. Not a guarantee - just an indicator. Plus - you never been in a locker room?
:seenno:

Being the classy and tactful lady I am, I make a point of avoiding looking at the bush of the other locker room ladies. ANd I ensure mine is covered at every opportunity.

But good call on the arm thing. She has hairless arms.

[lookingformarket]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Pardon my ignorance. What, pray tell, is a banana?

I assume a banana is an asian oreo, but that is just based on logic which may be entirely inappropriate given who used the phrase.

Originally posted by lookingformarket
I assume a banana is an asian oreo, but that is just based on logic which may be entirely inappropriate given who used the phrase.

I thought an oreo (and I got this from George Jefferson) was a "zebra" or someon who was half black half white? A banana, as an asian gal told me is someone who is white on the inside and yellow onthe outside. Or prefers to date white people over asians.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by lookingformarket
I assume a banana is an asian oreo, but that is just based on logic which may be entirely inappropriate given who used the phrase.

Thanks. Apparently, she has placed me on her ignore list. I guess it's my inability to do the one-liners.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I thought an oreo (and I got this from George Jefferson) was a "zebra" or someon who was half black half white?

Um, Paigow, have you never seen an Oreo cookie? Hint: it does not look like a black and white cookie, which is half black and half white. An Oreo is more 2/3 black, 1/3 white, if you want to get technical.

[lookingformarket]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Thanks. Apparently, she has placed me on her ignore list. I guess it's my inability to do the one-liners.

Such a torrid circle, She ignores you, I ignore her, and yet we all communicate. I'm apparently the middle of some kind of sick 3some.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by lookingformarket
Such a torrid circle, She ignores you, I ignore her, and yet we all communicate. I'm apparently the middle of some kind of sick 3some.

Quit whining. You've been in sicker threesomes before. I know where you work.