New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
On "just annoying" front, I had an ex that had a thing for anal. Don't get me wrong, I certainly enjoy the occasional trip around back, but it should be kind of an occasional indulgence, like champagne or Indian food. I usually accomodated her, though. I'm a gentleman that way.

Hey, this is great! Someone is finally trying to take over a thing that I invented.

mmm(invented getting bored of anal sex because his girlfriend wanted it all the time)3587

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Now I am loathe to post mine bc it doesnt seemthta weird anymore.

Jesus fucking Christ. OK, this guy I sometimes have sex with, while having many good points, for some reason is somewhat fixated on doing things to the ears (not anything kinky, just like mouth stuff). This is irritating and non-sexy to me. This may contribute to the fact that I would never have a real relationship with him. The fact that he lives well over a thousand miles away might also have something to do with it.

Now fucking spit it the fuck out, dammit.

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Paigow, I say this with all due respect:

Go fuck yourself.

And spare us the fucking details; nobody gives a fuck what you were watching, where you got it, or what device you were using on your genitals while you were doing it, or what your fucking body fat percentage was before, during and after.

Edited to add that if I was still gambling, which I am not, you would have ruined the great game of Paigow for me forever. Fucker.

Hey Mr. Wannabe a Player

Might I suggest that rather than impose your opinions on the whole board bc it is whta you think (how very Jeff Zucker of you- are you a junior exec at NBC, or just hoping to be by applying to the want ads in Variety?), you might just use the Ignore Function. If I post a lot, and it doesnt interst you, then I am a perfect candidate for it, right? That way you can continue to happily pretend you are an LA player who is still hip enough to do the scene. Tomato basil soup aside,

Sorry if I seem harsh but I have spent enough time around these wannabes using a JD or MBA to try to be a hollywood player that they really annoy the crap out of me. Either your dad is connected or he isnt. Dropping names and a nice grad degree isnt fooling anyone. ANd dont try to seem like you are an angeleno when clearly you arent. It is so obvious.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
That's unfair. She didn't get any quo from you.

I haven't found any requests or desires to be dealkillers, but I did have an ex who sometimes liked to slap me on the ass when we were doing it, especially if he was behind me. It wasn't a turn on for me and it struck me (haha) as a kinda weird and kinda silly.

She got board quo. that should be enough.

one ex liked to be spanked. me? not so much for doing it. relationship lasted a while, so not a dealkiller.

short answer to fit paigow's box: no.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Aside from "Drew Carey," Craig Ferguson is also one of those people who's considered very funny in the UK but who hasn't really crossed over.

I rather think it's his connection to Drew Carey that's quite the reason for his not being considered funny here.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
[Warning: armchair psychology to follow. He was feeling pretty insecure at that point in his life, particularly about his professional accomplishments and a certain love triangle situation and the fact that I was his boss, so maybe he was working out some stuff with me. That's what gave me the weird feeling. Not a dealkiller because the sex was generally fabulous, but the relationship was doomed because of the insecurity thing.]

Mmmmm, boss sex.

Note to IT, HR, & others: "Mmmmm, boss sex" was meant generically and was not meant to apply to any particular person or boss.

[Connect_the_Dots]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
(avoiding the question).

I want to hear some kinky stuff while you still have the Jennifer Anniston avatar. I don't think I would make this request if you still had your old avatar, but now I must know. Monica and Phoebe aren't here, so spill the figurative beans, NCS.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Query: why did Fox schedule a show about porn against monday night football? Is it the chick-programming alternative?

As someone who hatefully watched every episode of Skin ever to air, let me say that I am !! TV is the east, and Olivia is the sun. I thought having the latina nanny assume the role of "nurse" and help sneak Rome out of school was brilliant! Apparently the public didn't agree.

Perhaps Olivia will do Playboy!

But speaking of trash TV, how about that OC last night? That was Some Kind Of Wonderful television, huh? Right down to the confusing practice/kiss! Of course, Seth and Summer are MEANT TO BE, right? Right???

Switching channels, I'm glad that Bob did the right thing and axed the chick who had the stink of death on her. I think the remaining episodes are only a formality and Ms. Kalamazoo is a shoo-in. Geographic proximity, combined with the fact that she's a million times more pretty and fun, make whatsherface a good combination. Anyone think otherwise?

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Jesus fucking Christ. OK, this guy I sometimes have sex with, while having many good points, for some reason is somewhat fixated on doing things to the ears (not anything kinky, just like mouth stuff). This is irritating and non-sexy to me. This may contribute to the fact that I would never have a real relationship with him. The fact that he lives well over a thousand miles away might also have something to do with it.

Now fucking spit it the fuck out, dammit.

Well there are really two things. One is that every time we have sex, I have to suck his finger and make it look like I am giving him a blowjob. Then every time after we have sex, and sometimes before, I have to go down on him. Now this would be fine except that he is like Sting and likes to go for hours, so I end up giving like five blowjobs in a session. This on top of the fingersucking. I am gonna have a jaw like Ben Assflakes if this continues.

Half of me wants to say, "hey I know you are thrilled to have a good blow and all, but Sebby assures me that blowjobs are just totally overrrated so why are you wearing out my jaw?"

My face gets arthritic thinking about many years of this, and I think that finger blowjob business is just frankly kinda weird, so I am starting to think this may not go the distance.

Fine. Burger, give me some quid

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by mmm3587
Hey, this is great! Someone is finally trying to take over a thing that I invented.

mmm(invented getting bored of anal sex because his girlfriend wanted it all the time)3587

Maybe this is how I got on your buddy (butt-y - get it?) list.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Paigow, I say this with all due respect:

Go fuck yourself.

And spare us the fucking details; nobody gives a fuck what you were watching, where you got it, or what device you were using on your genitals while you were doing it, or what your fucking body fat percentage was before, during and after.

Edited to add that if I was still gambling, which I am not, you would have ruined the great game of Paigow for me forever. Fucker.

Hey! Now we're talking. This is what I like to see. No offense to either Less or Paigow w/r/t their ongoing feud, for their spat has produced some of the most memorable posts of FB history. It's just that, these days, they both seem to be IMing it in.

e.g.:

paigow: less, you IGnorant slut, if you got a real job, maybe you would not HAve ot get some FB chick puking drunk befroe she blows you blah BLah balh

less: paigow, you ignorant slut, I've been blown by no less than seven of your personalities, although never to completion, and I realize this still constitutes a minority position for you blah blah blah


This Str8-paigow thing, however, has real potential. Candidly, I'm not really sure how it started. I am probably missing context, but it seems that one day paigow just started lobbing genades into the Str8 camp. But who really cares? I say keep up the good work. Carry on indeed!

[Connect_the_Dots]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
This guy had a blood fetish which he would satisfy by using ketchup. That weirded me out plus I don't like the taste of ketchup. Did it anyway, but didn't want to have sex with him much after that. So ultimately I think a deal killer for what was not much of a relationship anyway.

Explain? Did he put the ketchup on himself or on you? If on you, how did you taste it? And what exactly is a "blood fetish"? Did he like to pretend that you were bleeding? Dead?

Maybe he really had a ketchup fetish, but knew how you felt about it, so he told you he likes to do it to dead bloody corpses so that you wouldn't think he was a freak or anything.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Jack Manfred

Aside from that, there are some soft drinks that are going to cost some money. If it's July Fourth and you're having a barbeque with friends, maybe when you go to Beverages & More, you pick up a six-pack or two of the Henry Weinhard's Root Beer after you've picked up some quality beer. Similarly, the Hansen's Natural Sodas cost more than $1.50 a six pack, even on those rare occasions that they're on sale.

The correct answer is to get a job where you get free sodas brought to your mini-fridge in your outer-office where your personal secretary sits (also supplied by your employer), and then bring them home in your gym bag.

Hey, there's got to be a few perks to go along with the pay cut of going in-house.

It would be mainly correct to say that I am mostly bragging here about getting free sodas and having my own secretary. How pathetic.

str8.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Well there are really two things. One is that every time we have sex, I have to suck his finger and make it look like I am giving him a blowjob. Then every time after we have sex, and sometimes before, I have to go down on him. Now this would be fine except that he is like Sting and likes to go for hours, so I end up giving like five blowjobs in a session. This on top of the fingersucking. I am gonna have a jaw like Ben Assflakes if this continues.

Half of me wants to say, "hey I know you are thrilled to have a good blow and all, but Sebby assures me that blowjobs are just totally overrrated so why are you wearing out my jaw?"

My face gets arthritic thinking about many years of this, and I think that finger blowjob business is just frankly kinda weird, so I am starting to think this may not go the distance.

Fine. Burger, give me some quid

Personally, I could tolerate the finger thing much more easily than the extended oral sex thing, unless he's not going to care that I bite down when my jaw gets tired. This seems like it could be something y'all could, you know, like talk about or whatever.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
You are overanalyzing this. My question oringially asked whether someone asked you to do someting that was weird and fetishy to maybe be a dealkiller. Not just regular weird and fetishy. And one of the multiple choice answers was that you did it anywy.

fucking lawyers.

I had an ex who always wanted me to talk dirty, especially on the phone. It didn't do it for me, and always felt a little awkward. It wasn't a deal breaker, but I did find myself dreading talking to him on the phone, which led to the eventual souring of our relationship.

I might try something weird and fetishy if it didn't involve animals or small children. I certainly enjoy some things that others might find weird and fetishy. But I concur with whomever said that generally if I'm squicked out by the weird and fetishy request, its becuase I am starting to be squicked out by the requestor.