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Originally posted by mmm3587
Do people really like being easy vomiters? That gets messy.

Usually not an easy vomiter - only after mixing alcohol that shouldn't be mixed. I once yacked into Mr. Lex's good friend's lap back in LS (Hi, Doug!). Unfortunately, we were in my car at the time. Thank god for leather seats.

Unlike the easy vomiters and the hangover-getters, I just stay drunk for a long long time. Apparantly if you stay drunk, you don't get hungover either - but you can't drive until the next evening, at a minimum.

-TL

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
This thing looks like more and more fun every time I read about it. I think that my tent and sleeping bag may be headed towards Palm Springs in early May.

I'm launching myself out the window right now at the thought of missing the FB gettogether and all the bands. Bye cruel world.

[NotFromHere]

Britney to become a Bond girl?
The television show "Extra" reports Spears recently met in London with the producers of the James Bond movies.
If Spears were to play a Bond girl, she'd be in good company. Other celebrities who have appeared in the franchise include Ursula Andress, Jane Seymour, Denise Richards and Halle Berry.

Ack. I can't even imagine. That mousy voice and Pierce Brosnan all at the same time.
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[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I'm launching myself out the window right now at the thought of missing the FB gettogether and all the bands. Bye cruel world.

Maybe the happy couple will break up between now and then. Or return your tickets and buy them some tickets to vegas, so you can go to their wedding and Coachilla on the same weekend.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Maybe the happy couple will break up between now and then. Or return your tickets and buy them some tickets to vegas, so you can go to their wedding and Coachilla on the same weekend.

Heck, why leave it to chance. Actively break up the happy couple, save your money and come to Coachella. Incriminating photos with a hooker should do the trick.

Flinty

[Dave]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I'm launching myself out the window right now at the thought of missing the FB gettogether and all the bands. Bye cruel world.

I sincerely hope you work in a single-story office building located on flat ground and surrounded by nice, soft earth. Otherwise, there will be a critical shortage of namedropping on this board.

On an unrelated note, after catching up earlier this week, I fully expect "Spinster or Cougar?" to be the new "Ginger or Mary Ann?".

[Dave]

SAVANNAH, Georgia (AP) -- A 17-year-old high school senior working at a Hooters won't get class credit for her job because the restaurant, known for its waitresses in tight T-shirts and hot pants, is too racy, school district officials decided Thursday.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Does finger-banging a chick in 7th grade count as popping her cherry?

Only if you come too, and then, it's not a good reflection on you, at all.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
don't be obtuse. it should be obvious from the chill between us that it was bilmore.

Chill? I thought you were just playing hard to get.

Really hard to get.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by lookingformarket
Are you under the impression that a copyright is like an invisibility cloak? Libraries have been known in rare circumstance to permit the borrowing of copyrighted material.

What, like this is a fucking intelligent adult lawyers' board? Fucking innocent ignorant slut.

[evenodds]

The single worst time to be reading about hangovers and vomiting is . . . when you are suffering from a bout of food poisoning.

e/o

[Not Me]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
It doesn't. And even if it did, rest assured she would not say that. High school boyfriend/first love is the standard response. Chick's rule # 237.

Ps. She won't call it "popped my cherry" either.

I agree we don't call it popped my cherry, but you only tell boyfriends and your parents that it was your first love. I also tell boyfriends I waited until college and only had sex in a long standing mutually monogamous relationship.

However, I tell my female friends the truth. And sometimes when I want to sound like I am edgey, I claim I was even younger than I was.

When I go to feminist meetings, I claim I have been raped when that never really happened. You get treated special at feminist meetings if you say you are a rape victim.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by andViolins
The lawsuit has finally been filed in boobie-gate! Now how can I get in on that action?

Of course Bush wouldn't tout this lawsuit in his tort deform parade as he probably is opting out.

Thank Jesus that Britney never whipped out her tits. I would have to opt out and sue for the loss of my penis after rubbing it to the nub.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by lookingformarket
Are you under the impression that a copyright is like an invisibility cloak? Libraries have been known in rare circumstance to permit the borrowing of copyrighted material.

That's exactly why it's strange. I wasn't under that impression, but the clerk of the court appeared to be. It wasn't (and still isn't) available to the public. For some reason, it appears to be protected by an invisibility cloak.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by mmm3587
These are the kind of hangovers I get, but only on occasion. I try to the drinking lots of water thing, and that seems to help a lot. I'm sure it will get worse as I get older. Anyway, these are the worst, and they generally involve really unbearable head-pounding.

But, I don't know that I would trade these occasional hangovers from hell for being an easy vomiter, even if they weresn't as severe because of the vomiting. I'm convinced that, the few times I've vomited from drinking, it's because my body decided we weren't going to make it otherwise.

Do people really like being easy vomiters? That gets messy. I try to keep my vomiting to once every couple of years, and to make it happen only when I'm sick. Maybe it would be different if I wasn't the one who had to clean it up. But my teeth would still feel weird from all the stomach acid for a few days. I don't know how the bulimics do it!

I've tried everything, and this works:

Drink a few glasses of water with your drinks during the evening and suck down a liter of water before you go to bed along with a horsepill of B Complex vitamins. When you wake up in the middle of the night because of the water, suck down another ice cold liter of water. Repeat each time you wake up. By the next morning, you'll feel like you can run a marathon.

If the pain persists despite the above, try greasy diner food and dope if you have it.

It also helps to fuck a few times in the morning. This eliminates the pain temporarily.

Oh, and stay in a drak, cool area. Going to sleep with the heater on high after a night of drinking will cause you to wake up sweating and mauseaus as hell in the middle of the night. Your body will feel like its on fire. Of course, the positive side effect of your body heating up to burn out the booze is that your skin will be hyper-sensitive, which makes the sex much better.

And take a acid reducing pill before bed.