Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

Originally posted by ltl/fb
A chain? I'm shocked.

Is this related to the fine Palomino in DC where I first drank with Wonk and Argus?

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Is this related to the fine Palomino in DC where I first drank with Wonk and Argus?

[Sunny Impersonator Sock] Mmmmmm, palomino. [/Sunny Impersonator Sock]

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Is this related to the fine Palomino in DC where I first drank with Wonk and Argus?

I would imagine so. That one, and all the other ones.

ETA rest assured, next time you are in Charlotte or Indianapolis, you can have that same fine Palomino experience. Drop-in downtown dining. www.palomino.com

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Not everyone. I know when I go see the waxer, I always think about what Sebby would prefer.

I'm so indecisive about my preferred pubic hairstyles these days. I mean, sometimes, I think the Asian Hooker bit would be cool. But then I see those old 70s Playboy centerfolds and think the retro thing has its merits.

I know this - the landing strip doesn't work for me. It looks indecisive. BUT, it is preferable to that idiotic looking wisp of hair they leave at the top of some Brazilian waxes.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'm so indecisive about my preferred pubic hairstyles these days. I mean, sometimes, I think the Asian Hooker bit would be cool. But then I see those old 70s Playboy centerfolds and think the retro thing has its merits.

I know this - the landing strip doesn't work for me. It looks indecisive. BUT, it is preferable to that idiotic looking wisp of hair they leave at the top of some Brazilian waxes.

I will never have a wax job that leaves some tiny amount of hair in a weird place. Or even just a tiny amount of hair. It seems so stupid, like, "I'm leaving this here so that you know I could have hair, and I really am past puberty." WTF? Go bare or go triangle.

ETA I don't know why I shared that. Other than I really find the not-whimsical-but-yet-not-found-in-nature shapes (like rectangles) unattractive.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I know this - the landing strip doesn't work for me. It looks indecisive. BUT, it is preferable to that idiotic looking wisp of hair they leave at the top of some Brazilian waxes.

The Frank Zappa?

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Who doesn't?

In other news, opposing counsel in one of my cases was just appointed as a state court judge in Beacoup Egypt. Another opposing counsel was just sued for malpractice.

What are appropriate gifts? Assume that the new judge is a relatively decent guy who had shitty clients, and that the malpracticing lawyer made a mistake, but is a generally decent lawyer.

Does it take some joy out of your victory to hear that the guy on the other side has concluded that he could not have lost to you unless his lawyer really fucked up?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Does it take some joy out of your victory to hear that the guy on the other side has concluded that he could not have lost to you unless his lawyer really fucked up?

Nah. It just reinforces my self-image as the Lieutenant Columbo of the Podunkville Bar.

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
[Sunny Impersonator Sock] Mmmmmm, palomino. [/Sunny Impersonator Sock]

Jesus, this is like a post-2001 Flower imitation imitating a Ironweed 2005 post. Did the before-last Ramone die as well?>

[Everyone]

Originally posted by LessinSF
The place to be not met this evening is the patio at Palomino.

Really? Everyone we know says that place is for overthehill unhipster doofuses. We hear that everyone will be at the Royal Oak tonite.

And then on to the Oak Room at the Cliff. NFH, you in?

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I would imagine so. That one, and all the other ones.

ETA rest assured, next time you are in Charlotte or Indianapolis, you can have that same fine Palomino experience. Drop-in downtown dining. www.palomino.com

Dear Less and Internet Friends:

I was planning on doing happy hour at Belden as I really enjoy the scene on a sunny Friday evening. After that, the plan was to go to Bubbles Lounge. Gotta get there a little early so we can get a good table. Let's knock back some Veuve and talk about old times, baby!!!

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
What is not met? is this an invitation?

Yes - it is an invitation to sit outside on the patio at Palomino and gaze at the Bay Bridge as you wonder yet again this week why no one is joining you. But you can be not met at Bubble just as easily, although they do get some top-end hookers there.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Is this related to the fine Palomino in DC where I first drank with Wonk and Argus?

Is there a Palomino in TCOTU? Maybe one with a view of a bridge or tunnel? I'll be in NYC next week. Anyone interested in drinks on Tuesday or Wednesday?

Go Illini!

Originally posted by LessinSF
Yes - it is an invitation to sit outside on the patio at Palomino and gaze at the Bay Bridge as you wonder yet again this week why no one is joining you. But you can be not met at Bubble just as easily, although they do get some top-end hookers there.

What do youmean why no one is meeting me? I hang out with exactly who I want to be with. But its nice you have this little world to fill the void that is your gaping social life. I know people do regale in your stories of true internet experiences when they can take a second off from the sport of spittle dodging that your friend and former and non-fuckees have perfected.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
What do youmean why no one is meeting me? I hang out with exactly who I want to be with. But its nice you have this little world to fill the void that is your gaping social life. I know people do regale in your stories of true internet experiences when they can take a second off from the sport of spittle dodging that your friend and former and non-fuckees have perfected.

Are we going to have to stop this board and spank y'all? Jesus fucking christ. This is aimed more at Less than at you. I mean, shit, it's one thing to hate each other and carp about perceivedly stupid posts, but the public announcements of off-board activities that ostentatiously exclude one person are just fucking ludicrous, not to mention rude and tacky.