New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003 - Page 444

Fugee · 11-06-2003, 05:19 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
If you cared, you could have asked, and then I would have told you, as I've told several folks here via pm, that I'm an in-house studio lawyer (I'm not particularly concerned about being outed, duh).

Can I send you my script?

Fu(I don't actually have a script, just thought it was the geeky thing to do)gee

Penske_Account · 11-06-2003, 05:25 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This girl asked me to just jerk off in front of her once. But she wasn't planning on masturbating at the same time or doing anything but watching, so I put it in her mouth instead.

TM

That's not a very considerate Mother's Day gift for yo mamma! Shame on you!

LessinSF · 11-06-2003, 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If that can't be done, just tell him point blank in a very direct tone, "Enough of this shit... I need to get fucked" and mean it. If he doesn't fuck you like a rock star, he's not a man and you should dump him.

And do it in the morning once his cocaine dick (yeah, it's a Sting thing) wears off.

ltl/fb · 11-06-2003, 05:28 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/space/1....ap/index.html Red moon this weekend. It supposedly will look like a reddish-orange coal or something. Sounds kinda hellish -- here's hoping the weather will cooperate and I can see it. I think though that Gary, Indiana or some other refinery/chemical processing wasteland would be the best viewing place.

Bad_Rich_Chic · 11-06-2003, 05:39 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/space/1....ap/index.html Red moon this weekend. It supposedly will look like a reddish-orange coal or something. Sounds kinda hellish -- here's hoping the weather will cooperate and I can see it. I think though that Gary, Indiana or some other refinery/chemical processing wasteland would be the best viewing place.

Huh. At first I thought you just meant a harvest moon, but that sounds sort of cool.

LessinSF · 11-06-2003, 05:40 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
Oh, he's also the first guy that moved my hand when I tried to give him that taint massage during a blow job that Cosmo said men would go crazy over. I've NEVER had a guy enjoy that, I don't know why I even keep trying it.

I don't recall GWNC's discussion of this, but there is a spot on me that that works on, but guidance as to the location and the amount and manner of pressure is generally required.

Unsurprisingly, I have never had a girl ask me to do something that I wouldn't do, but I have recently had the converse - a girl who didn't like doing things I enjoy. Because I know you want the details, it was boring normal everyday stuff. She won't swallow, doesn't like to get on top, and doesn't like men to go down on her. Suffice it to say that our "relationship" is no longer, but I hope she finds a nice, repressed boy and they have missionary position sex as often as they like.

ThurgreedMarshall · 11-06-2003, 05:40 PM

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Originally posted by baltassoc
So I had an ex who liked to do this, and express it just this way, "cleaning up." It really squicked me out for some reason. Then we broke up when I found out she was "cleaning up' somebody else.

Before you broke up with her, did you ever kiss her after not seeing her all day and notice a funny taste?

TM

11-06-2003, 05:42 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
And do it in the morning once his cocaine dick (yeah, it's a Sting thing) wears off.

Now now, even though you are in your late thirties and still splooge upon entry doesnt mean everyone does, BindleBoy.

11-06-2003, 05:45 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
I don't recall GWNC's discussion of this, but there is a spot on me that that works on, but guidance as to the location and the amount and manner of pressure is generally required.

Unsurprisingly, I have never had a girl ask me to do something that I wouldn't do, but I have recently had the converse - a girl who didn't like doing things I enjoy. Because I know you want the details, it was boring normal everyday stuff. She won't swallow, doesn't like to get on top, and doesn't like men to go down on her. Suffice it to say that our "relationship" is no longer, but I hope she finds a nice, repressed boy and they have missionary position sex as often as they like.

I can understand the swallow thing, and while I will always let a guy go down on me though it is not my favorite, the position thing I do not get. In this day and age, how can you not be willing to try bieng on top? This story sounds suspicious, and not just bc you were able to find someone to put out. Perhaps she was so drunk she was afraid she would fall over sideways if on top?

barely_legal · 11-06-2003, 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
I don't recall GWNC's discussion of this,

Cosmo the stupid magazine, not the poster. I wasn't a freaking virgin when I started reading these boards. But you are at least the second person to make this mistake, so I guess it's understandable.

I heard Cosmogirl was a guy anyway.

sebastian_dangerfield · 11-06-2003, 05:53 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
And do it in the morning once his cocaine dick (yeah, it's a Sting thing) wears off.

Do you mean the "rub it on the tip to numb the dick" gig or the "Oh lord... I can't keep it up because this blow is cut with ephedrine and baby laxative" gig?

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 11-06-2003, 05:53 PM

Here's an article about...well...hoggin', as in "let's go hoggin' tonight":
http://www.clevescene.com/issues/200...l/1/index.html

sebastian_dangerfield · 11-06-2003, 05:54 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
In this day and age, how can you not be willing to try bieng on top?

Hell. most chicks love being on top. This story's bullshit.

ltl/fb · 11-06-2003, 05:56 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Hell. most chicks love being on top. This story's bullshit.

I swear, sometimes I think you must have a PhD in formal logic. You should try to turn that into a non-law gig, if such a thing would interest you.

Edited to change "career" to "gig."

ThurgreedMarshall · 11-06-2003, 05:57 PM

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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Which - my expression of amazement at the sheer volume of your post, or my mentioning not very good NYS icewine?

On the fact that you didn't realize that I was posting the rest of the internet page that pitiful, petunia-placating penske partially posted in his explanation of icewine.

Thurgreed(Pledge Pin?)Marshall