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06-13-2005, 05:51 PM
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#661
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Steaming Hot
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Downer post of the day
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Originally posted by ironweed
Why not just give him a name, like "Bill"? Unless that's his real name. But how would we know? So why not just refer to him by his real name here and pretend it's a fake name.
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A nickname would be better. I guess Commando boy is taken. |
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06-13-2005, 05:52 PM
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#662
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm pretty sure that bananas don't come into play in hot MFM action.
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:brick:
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I used to have a stupid fucking signature here. Now there's this.
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06-13-2005, 05:52 PM
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#663
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Downer post of the day
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Hmm. My boyfriend* said that his expressions were a big part of why Evil Dead II is so funny. Now I am intrigued about this weaselly eyebrow.
*So I think I now consider him to be my boyfriend because this weekend he asked me to please only have sex with girls if I have sex with anyone else. Of course I just laughed and did not agree to anything. But he's acting more boyfriend-like, so I guess he's my bf. Not that it would stop me from having sex with anyone else, just for the record. And I normally just refer to him by his first name, but I can't do that on here because it would be outable.
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Why? What's his name?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-13-2005, 05:53 PM
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#664
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Query for the Gang
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Rest assured the reason you didn't enjoy was not a result of stupidity. I think it has more to do with whether or not you like philosophy. And by "like philosophy" I don't mean just paying lip service to philosophy. I mean actually reading philosophical works on occassion and getting involved in philosophical debates with your like-minded friends. Ignorance and stupidity are two different things.
I was a philosophy major in college, but my interest in it has decreased substantially over the intervening years, so I probably didn't enjoy it as much as some people out there (read: probably didn't catch all the references to philosophical works). I did, however, find the movie mildly amusing and entertaining.
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I understood the philosophical references and allusions, for the most part. It just didn't entertain me Not enough Ionesco, I suppose.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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06-13-2005, 05:53 PM
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#665
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
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TOP TEN REASONS HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX: (author unknown)
TOP TEN REASONS HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX: (author unknown)
10. It's legal to play hockey professionally
9. The puck is always hard.
8. The protective equipment is reusable, and you don't even have to wash it.
7. It lasts a full hour.
6. You know you're finished when the buzzer sounds.
5. Your parents cheer when you score.
4. A two-on-one or a three-on-one is not uncommon.
3. Periods last only 20 min.
2. You can count on it at least twice a week.
1. You can tell your friends about it afterwards.
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06-13-2005, 05:53 PM
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#666
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by ironweed
Good lord.
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I had to. I even told myself not to, but I couldn't control my fingers. I apologize.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-13-2005, 05:53 PM
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#667
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Downer post of the day
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Why? What's his name?
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Brad Pitt. |
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06-13-2005, 05:54 PM
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#668
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Question
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm pretty sure that bananas don't come into play in hot MFM action.
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I was thinking more that having two chicks sharing one banana was, you know, more of an FMF, which is consistent with MR being a 'tard.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-13-2005, 05:55 PM
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#669
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Downer post of the day
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Why? What's his name?
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Well, if you must know, Miss Nosy Nelly -- it's Elvis Snotpockets. See? That's why it's outable.
Oops. |
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06-13-2005, 05:55 PM
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#670
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Downer post of the day
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
And I normally just refer to him by his first name, but I can't do that on here because it would be outable.
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Rumpelstiltskin?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-13-2005, 05:56 PM
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#671
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Query for the Gang
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Originally posted by ironweed
I would have gone with "Taxwonk is retarded," but since you're the designated torch-grabber and all it's your call.
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It's "differently abled," you stupid Fucktoy to the Masses.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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06-13-2005, 05:57 PM
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#672
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Downer post of the day
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Hmm. My boyfriend* said that his expressions were a big part of why Evil Dead II is so funny. Now I am intrigued about this weaselly eyebrow.
*So I think I now consider him to be my boyfriend because this weekend he asked me to please only have sex with girls if I have sex with anyone else. Of course I just laughed and did not agree to anything. But he's acting more boyfriend-like, so I guess he's my bf. Not that it would stop me from having sex with anyone else, just for the record. And I normally just refer to him by his first name, but I can't do that on here because it would be outable.
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I would think that whether or not he is your boyfriend would depend on how you view him, not how he views you. I like him.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-13-2005, 05:57 PM
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#673
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Downer post of the day
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Brad Pitt.
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Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
Well, if you must know, Miss Nosy Nelly -- it's Elvis Snotpockets. See? That's why it's outable.
Oops.
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I may be Dumbest, but I suspect someone here is not telling the truth.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-13-2005, 05:57 PM
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#674
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Query for the Gang
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Originally posted by taxwonk
It's "differently abled," you stupid Fucktoy to the Masses.
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a nice old man trims his ear hair.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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06-13-2005, 05:58 PM
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#675
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Question
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I was thinking more that having two chicks sharing one banana was, you know, more of an FMF, which is consistent with MR being a 'tard.
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Praise Allah! Someone finally gets me.
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