Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Hell, MR just said he hit his 140 and he's not a good golfer either (or so he says).

I guess I should throw a couple caveats in here.

1. I don't hit it that far consistently, but when I have a nice, smooth (not trying to kill it) swing, that's what I hit.

2. Like I said, the lofts on my clubs are pretty strong. My 9 iron is probably only two or three degrees off of what most people's 8 irons are.

3. I am a horrible golfer, primarily because I can't do shit when I get within 50 yards of the green. can't chip. can't pitch. can't putt. I typically golf right around 100. Best round ever was 90. Despite my suckiness, I still love the game and can only get better (this is only my third season). Lessons are the key. I take them every spring.

[Jesus_Just_Left_Chicago]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
It sounds like she's rockin' that course. I'm predicting, with such a strong start, that she makes the cut. Time will tell.

Steroids.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Don't know where all the "annoying" jargon comes from, but this is probably just done for convenience sake.

While we're on annoying jargon and once-original Board-isms that have become stale, I have grown weary of the [screen name] + [spouse/significant other/child/pet] combination. It has crossed the line from cute to cutesy. It's too much like referring to oneself in the third person. The word is "my."

[evenodds]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
What is this Xtina nonsense? Is this short for Crosstina? Who is Crosstina? Is this another annoying little thing from Television Without Pity (which I had to read the past coupel of weeks for shows I missed) which is apparently where the inexplicable "word" "meh" comes from (what is that?) and that annoying _____, nay, _____ that was recently bitched about. Is it safe to assume all the annoying new jargon is from this site?

She rechristened herself "Xtina" when she lauched her new album and look.

Meh is not TwoP jargon. It's actually a rather common expression of meh-ness.

Edited to add response to RPuppy:

The OddMan, Cat Odds-Man, and I are offended by your comment.

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Yez. It's my goal to deceive you about my golfing skills. I'm so upset you discovered my master plan.

As I have admitted, I am not a good golfer. I hit my sand wedge 110. I hit my pitching wedge 135. I hit my 9 iron 150. I hit my eight about 160. I hit my seven 170-175. Six = 185. Anything lower than that and I'm too inconsistent to give you a distance. I've played with Chevalier. He'll tell you I hit the ball far, but not very accurate (with any consistency).

TM

But don't the windmills ever fuck you up?

[evenodds]

Posts by posters complaining about the style of posts of other posters.

You should all shut the hell up.

Even(and post something interesting, for goodness sake)Odds

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by evenodds
She rechristened herself "Xtina" when she lauched her new album and look.

Meh is not TwoP jargon. It's actually a rather common expression of meh-ness.

Edited to add response to RPuppy:

The OddMan, Cat Odds-Man, and I are offended by your comment.

I've seen the "meh" thing in a lot of other places too.

The Displaced Dog isn't changing his board name.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
But don't the windmills ever fuck you up?

Which ones? The ones I attack on my horse or the ones that knock my fucking ball off the path of a hole in one?

TM

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I've seen the "meh" thing in a lot of other places too.

The Displaced Dog isn't changing his board name.

I haven't seen meh. What does it mean?

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I haven't seen meh. What does it mean?

Meh is sort of like whatever, except not quite as dimissive.

It is a bit like a verbal shrug, I think.

[NotFromHere]

Orginally posted by Paigow
What is this Xtina nonsense? Is this short for Crosstina? Who is Crosstina? Is this another annoying little thing from Television Without Pity (which I had to read the past coupel of weeks for shows I missed) which is apparently where the inexplicable "word" "meh" comes from (what is that?) and that annoying _____, nay, _____ that was recently bitched about. Is it safe to assume all the annoying new jargon is from this site?

What? Are you saying you've never seen that term before? Ever?

Originally posted by evenodds
She rechristened herself "Xtina" when she lauched her new album and look.

Yeah. So climb down off my fucking back.

[evenodds]

-1, tied for 17th, after 12 holes.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by evenodds
-1, tied for 17th, after 12 holes.

If anybody would have told me 6 months ago that the FB would be discussing day 1 results at the Colonial...

[Atticus Grinch]

If you get FX, do yourself a favor and tape/Tivo the "Lucky" marathon on Memorial Day. It's probably only six or so episodes, but almost all of them are great.

[NotFromHere]

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
If anybody would have told me 6 months ago that the FB would be discussing day 1 results at the Colonial...

OK, how about this - she looks great in her white pants and matching Mercedes shirt and cap. Too bad she can't bring a purse on the course to "finish" the look.