imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
[angry lashing out]

Whifferooski. It's like you don't even know me anymore.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
So you are a real bi? I never understand how a bi can get married bc it means giving up the yin or the yang. Is it fun? I really dig men. Does that preclude really digging women?

I think it's different for every person/couple, but getting married doesn't necessarily preclude it. For me, it was precluded to some extent.

But in any event, I dont' think there's any inconsistency. When you get married, you purportedly give up having sex with everyone but the person you married. You give up having sex with everyone but your spouse, irregardless (hi whoever!) of gender.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Some men don't think it is cheating if it is not another man. Some do, of course, but some don't.

Put me in the "don't" column.

[dtb]

Originally posted by spookyfish
I've always kind of thought of that scenario as Gina Gershon meets Audrey Hepburn. Not that this is a bad thing, just not likely.

Which one of us is which?

(And no -- not a bad thing either way. ha ha -- another pun)

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by dtb
Which one of us is which?

(And no -- not a bad thing either way. ha ha -- another pun)

Why, you are Audrey, of course. Need you ask?

[dtb]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Translating from El grande bebé took some effort.

You realize, I am sure, that the native language of Brazil is not Spanish.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by dtb
You realize, I am sure, that the native language of Brazil is not Spanish.

Oh fuck. I forgot about this rant. Forgive me. I is ignant.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by dtb
Which one of us is which?

(And no -- not a bad thing either way. ha ha -- another pun)

For what it's worth, the thought that Audrey Hepburn could be anyone but you never crossed my mind. You are just so obviously Audrey. Is there anyone on this board who does not think "Audrey Hepburn" every time dtb posts?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
I live for breakfast. I have travelled the world just to experience breakfast in different countries (which means I ate raw squid in Thailand along with my melon, but that's for another day; at least it came with toast). But nothing at all tastes better than:

Back End Bacon.**

Back end bacon truly incentivizes me.


Question for fellow NY'ers: I need a fun brunch place for a weekend out of towner - like a fun jazz (preferably soul) brunch. Ideas?

Fuck, I have the early evening hungries wicked bad. Ketone breath and EVERYTHING.

**ETA - I don't know if this is the right term. It might be "front end bacon". It's a Southern thing and it's a really fatty piece of ass of the pig. Or it might be the jowls. Mnnnn. Pig.

Is this different than back bacon, eh?

[dtb]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Oh fuck. I forgot about this rant. Forgive me. I is ignant.

Forgiven (mostly because you spelled "ignant" correctly.)

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by dtb
Forgiven (mostly because you spelled "ignant" correctly.)

Thank you, Audrey.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
For what it's worth, the thought that Audrey Hepburn could be anyone but you never crossed my mind. You are just so obviously Audrey. Is there anyone on this board who does not think "Audrey Hepburn" every time dtb posts?

Did Audrey drape her cardigans over her shoulders? I've not seen a lot of her movies.

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Is this different than back bacon, eh?

Yes. Back bacon is like Canadian bacon. Less fatty. This one is real fatty and is apparently from a part of the pig that is not used as often to make bacon. Introduced to it by a group of Jewish New Yorkers who moved down South and like to pretend they are hicks. Must be redneck chic is in or something. Bragging about not cleaning their cast iron skillets and such. But I think I'm better now having just raided the last Crunchy Cheetos from the cubicle called the kitchen.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
I live for breakfast. I have travelled the world just to experience breakfast in different countries (which means I ate raw squid in Thailand along with my melon, but that's for another day; at least it came with toast). But nothing at all tastes better than:

Back End Bacon.**

Back end bacon truly incentivizes me.


Question for fellow NY'ers: I need a fun brunch place for a weekend out of towner - like a fun jazz (preferably soul) brunch. Ideas?

Fuck, I have the early evening hungries wicked bad. Ketone breath and EVERYTHING.

**ETA - I don't know if this is the right term. It might be "front end bacon". It's a Southern thing and it's a really fatty piece of ass of the pig. Or it might be the jowls. Mnnnn. Pig.

So many questions, but let's start with the big one: WTF is Ketone breath?

Also, this pig story reminds me of a tale told by a law school classmate. This guy (we'll call him Bob -- 'cause that's his name) is from Tennessee and is from a long line of Tennesseeans (that surely is the incorrect term, but you get my drift -- speaking of the Fonz). Anyway, Bob's gran'pappy (I'm sure that's the correct term in these circs) was told by his doctor to cut out the red meat from his diet, because his cholesterol was getting a bit high. I guess the doctor figured that even though gran'pappy was 90 years old, no reason why he couldn't live another 90 just by cutting out the red meat.

So, at some goyishe celebration, the extended family is sitting down to eat some pig (I believe it was a "country ham" -- whatever that means, but I distinctly remember the description in Bob's southern twang). At some point, someone notices that gran'pappy's plate has nothing but a big 'ol pile of fat on it. Bob says, "Gran'pappy, why do you have that big 'ol pile of fat on your plate?". The answer (of course) was, "I'm just eating the white meat."

eew.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Back bacon is like Canadian bacon.

They are the same thing. We call back bacon "back bacon". Americans call back bacon "Canadian bacon".