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05-11-2005, 07:44 PM
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#676
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Keep your filthy mitts off my pizza.
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But she's eating for two, just like Britney!
Wait, is RP Britney? If so, you're a fatass.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-11-2005, 07:53 PM
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#677
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I hope we're still talking about pizza.
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Right, and while you're still sitting here, I have to ask permission to take a crust. Once you're gone, those crusts are fair game, and I don't have to apologize for eating your leftovers.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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05-11-2005, 07:53 PM
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#678
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
But she's eating for two, just like Britney!
Wait, is RP Britney? If so, you're a fatass.
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I thought I was Sequels. This is very confusing.
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05-11-2005, 07:54 PM
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#679
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Right, and while you're still sitting here, I have to ask permission to take a crust. Once you're gone, those crusts are fair game, and I don't have to apologize for eating your leftovers.
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My mother always called leftovers "warm-ups."
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05-11-2005, 07:54 PM
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#680
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Right, and while you're still sitting here, I have to ask permission to take a crust. Once you're gone, those crusts are fair game, and I don't have to apologize for eating your leftovers.
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Dude, I went to get a fucking beer and you ate the last six slices. Next time, watch the game at your house.
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05-11-2005, 07:59 PM
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#681
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World Ruler
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Dude, I went to get a fucking beer and you ate the last six slices. Next time, watch the game at your house.
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If you were planning on coming back, you should have let me know when you were blubbering like a jackass after the funeral. This is some damn good pizza, though. Any parties coming up?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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05-11-2005, 08:05 PM
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#682
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
If you were planning on coming back, you should have let me know when you were blubbering like a jackass after the funeral. This is some damn good pizza, though. Any parties coming up?
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How does RT look swimming naked in the pool?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-11-2005, 08:07 PM
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#683
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
How does RT look swimming naked in the pool?
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Come to ACL this year and you'll probably find out.
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05-11-2005, 08:15 PM
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#684
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
How does RT look swimming naked in the pool?
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Boing!
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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05-11-2005, 08:15 PM
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#685
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Come to ACL this year and you'll probably find out.
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I'm in.
[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Christina+Ricci/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=12erqod3q/EXP=1115939686/*-http%3A//www.olho.nu/nhaca-spot/_img/pic_christina-ricci.jpg[/IMG]
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-11-2005, 08:22 PM
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#686
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm in.
[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Christina+Ricci/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=12erqod3q/EXP=1115939686/*-http%3A//www.olho.nu/nhaca-spot/_img/pic_christina-ricci.jpg[/IMG]
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And I'm up.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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05-11-2005, 08:29 PM
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#687
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
What am I into?
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Oh wait. I know this.
Me.
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05-12-2005, 12:42 AM
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#688
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
PLEASE, I'd look at it exactly the same way if it it were two girls, a guy, and a pizza place.
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Apropos of the fine ABC Television situation comedy you are mocking, that chick was hot. I would have broken TM's rule to bang her.
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05-12-2005, 12:49 AM
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#689
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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who knew that paigow was the senior assistant deputy vice president? and had a beard?
So, I was talking to a client at dinner today after yet another successful out of town deposition, and he mentioned -- completely out of the blue, and truly apropos of nothing -- how bothered he was by the very existance of John Basedow and his weird body and his fake tan.
I nodded politely, ordered another Knob Creek, and waited for the mescaline to kick in.
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05-12-2005, 09:30 AM
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#690
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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Job opening
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
What am I into?
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My guess is nipple clamps.
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I used to have a stupid fucking signature here. Now there's this.
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