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12-02-2005, 01:51 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Buttsex Buttsex Buttsex (hi str8!)
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I didn't know that abstract was a euphemism for butthole.
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Wonk. This was intentional? Even you can't whiff this badly.
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12-02-2005, 01:57 PM
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#677
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Buttsex Buttsex Buttsex (hi str8!)
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Wonk. This was intentional? Even you can't whiff this badly.
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Explain how you could possibly have read this as a whiff. Even you can't be that obtuse.
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12-02-2005, 02:03 PM
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#678
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Ricky Martin wanted to date RT's sister?
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
God I love The Superficial. And I always forget how much. And some wonderful person on here never fails to post a link periodically to make my day.
Kumbaya.
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12-02-2005, 02:08 PM
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#679
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Ricky Martin wanted to date RT's sister?
who cares about hispanic singers?
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12-02-2005, 02:08 PM
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#680
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Clinton Portis
Giving Ron Artest a run for the title of Craziest Motherfucker Around.
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12-02-2005, 02:17 PM
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#681
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Ricky Martin wanted to date RT's sister?
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
who cares about hispanic singers?
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I care about anyone who wants to pee on the sister of one of my imaginary friends. |
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12-02-2005, 02:20 PM
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
But this one looks sweet and cuddly, right?
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No. That one's ugly. They look much better in black.
There are these huge red squirrels that live on Penn State's campus that I wouldn't be surprised to hear kill humans, let alone dogs. They're fat as shit from being overfed by passers by and they are not afraid of people at all. Fuckers will stand in the sidewalk and stare at you, and come right up to you if you have food.
You want to pick them up and squeeze them like a fat cat, but then you realize, spending the night getting rabies shots is not where you want to be when you're in a stupor...
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12-02-2005, 02:22 PM
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Moderator
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Buttsex Buttsex Buttsex (hi str8!)
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Explain how you could possibly have read this as a whiff. Even you can't be that obtuse.
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Its his Anglican side...
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12-02-2005, 02:26 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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I somehow
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
no offense but in your practice area why does anyone need to talk to you immediately?
- dear fringey- if I retire tomorrow instead of next month how much will my pension drop? PS I need to know by 3 PM
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I've seen this happen. It's not pretty.
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12-02-2005, 02:27 PM
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Location: Flyover land
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No. That one's ugly. They look much better in black.
There are these huge red squirrels that live on Penn State's campus that I wouldn't be surprised to hear kill humans, let alone dogs. They're fat as shit from being overfed by passers by and they are not afraid of people at all. Fuckers will stand in the sidewalk and stare at you, and come right up to you if you have food.
You want to pick them up and squeeze them like a fat cat, but then you realize, spending the night getting rabies shots is not where you want to be when you're in a stupor...
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I just don't think the old sebby would have confessed to wanting to pick up a squirrel and hug it.
Squirrels on college campuses are just *asking* to be stomped or something. I remember once standing in an early morning stupor holding a donut (natch) and feeling something against my shin -- looked down, and a squirrel was up on its hind legs, resting its front paws on my leg, staring at the donut. |
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12-02-2005, 02:31 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I just don't think the old sebby would have confessed to wanting to pick up a squirrel and hug it.
Squirrels on college campuses are just *asking* to be stomped or something. I remember once standing in an early morning stupor holding a donut (natch) and feeling something against my shin -- looked down, and a squirrel was up on its hind legs, resting its front paws on my leg, staring at the donut.
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were you wearing those brown cords? He might have thought you were a tree stump.
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12-02-2005, 02:35 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
I just don't think the old sebby would have confessed to wanting to pick up a squirrel and hug it.
Squirrels on college campuses are just *asking* to be stomped or something. I remember once standing in an early morning stupor holding a donut (natch) and feeling something against my shin -- looked down, and a squirrel was up on its hind legs, resting its front paws on my leg, staring at the donut.
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Squirrels on college campuses also seem to have abnormally large balls. I wonder how they manage to get up those trees comfortably lugging those nutsacks around.
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12-02-2005, 02:47 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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So
You people are of no help whatsoever regarding studies on long-term success of affair-relationships? Do none of you watch Dr Phil? It is times like this that I seriously regret scaring Atticus off of the FB. Worthless. You all are.
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12-02-2005, 02:48 PM
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#689
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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So
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You people are of no help whatsoever regarding studies on long-term success of affair-relationships? Do none of you watch Dr Phil? It is times like this that I seriously regret scaring Atticus off of the FB. Worthless, you all are.
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All relationships are doomed to misery.
Um, namaste. Or ma-nasty. |
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12-02-2005, 02:50 PM
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#690
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Attention! dtb! Look this way!
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
God I love The Superficial. And I always forget how much. And some wonderful person on here never fails to post a link periodically to make my day.
Kumbaya.
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Fringey thinks I'm wonderful.
I should quit before I do something to fuck this up.
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