New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
my experience tells me that men have the best orgasms in a position where they might be at the end of the bed, or ottoman, standing or keneeling and I am on my back with my legs in the air. In a not unocmmon romp, after I come in my favorite position "dstyle", they flip me over and do this.* And yes, Thurgreed, I wash my ass.


*Except for Fingerman who will ask me to suck his dick.

Fingerman aka Sore Jaw Lay needs to go. I'm sorry.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Clarification please: this should say "most men find it difficult to prolong not having an orgasm" right? a prolonged orgasm is a good thing.

No, I think he meant "most men find it difficult to prolong their orgasm." Because, as you point out, a prolonged orgasm is a good thing. One might have difficulty prolonging an orgasm for the same reasons one might have difficulty delaying it.

BR(or so I'd guess - I'm obviously not speaking from experience here, having the wrong equipment to test my hypothesis)C

PS: I propose that we designate "rear entry" as non-anal from behind, and refer to anal as "in through the out door." Just because I've been listening to old Prince recently.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Yez. And when I get a massage, I want the masseuse to be female (otherwise, shouldn't they be called masseurs?). Although, I will note that my doctor is male, so I guess it doesn't bother me that much.

TM

Or it only bothers you to have pleasurable physical sensations in connection with a guy.

I probably should scroll, then post with this but fuck it.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Fingerman aka Sore Jaw Lay needs to go. I'm sorry.

I don't know how you girls do it. I was at the dentist and had to keep my mouth open for only 5 or so minutes and my jaw hurt...

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
and refer to anal as "in through the out door."

I respectfully vote "no" on this one, as it entirely ruins my pleasing mental image of "Raspberry Beret."

P(she walked in through the out door, out door)J

Originally posted by dtb
This is not the first time I have heard this -- and I don't get it at all. I am exactly the opposite -- I don't want some dude poking and prodding -- ick.

In fact, one of the things I like so much about my ob is that all her partners are women, so that, when I had my children, even if it were a weekend, there was no way I was getting stuck with a male OB. Blech.

The reason I would never want a man obgyn stems from a resident I dated who did an obgyn shift. I asked him how he liked it and he said "its great if you like staring at twat all day". I dont htink he meant that in a Slave roast beef shot kinda way.

[Anne Elk]

Link to CNN article here

There is a new beauty pagent debuting in Italy next week - Miss Digital World. The organizers are hoping that the winning contestant will find commercial success on film, video games, and ads.

Designers will programme their contestants to parade along a virtual catwalk, and there'll be a virtual presenter and virtual guests who will help create the atmosphere of a beauty contest.

[SlaveNoMore]

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Morpheus: "Hey guys, I got some bad news... There's a quarter of a million sentinels coming to kill us all, and they'll be here pretty soon. Now, we can either start getting ready to defend the existence of the human race, or we can party our asses off! I say we party!"

Huh?

Fine. You can go pick up a gun.

Me? I'm banging every hot girl within 50 feet of me six ways to sunday.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by purse junkie
I respectfully vote "no" on this one, as it entirely ruins my pleasing mental image of "Raspberry Beret."

P(she walked in through the out door, out door)J

And Led Zeppelin for that matter. Which is a far bigger shame that ruining raspberry beret.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
S(If I dropped dead today, I could honestly say its been a good ride... I have no intention of having anyone tell me to curb anything)D

Godspeed.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
PS: I propose that we designate "rear entry" as non-anal from behind, and refer to anal as "in through the out door." Just because I've been listening to old Prince recently.

Now this is a proposal I can get behind.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
The reason I would never want a man obgyn stems from a resident I dated who did an obgyn shift. I asked him how he liked it and he said "its great if you like staring at twat all day". I dont htink he meant that in a Slave roast beef shot kinda way.

This reminds of the sister of an ex-, who was in medical school and decided to become a dermatologist so that she would have regular hours and few emergencies to deal with. The people I knew in college who were pre-med were total tools, with zero personal skills (or empathy, for that matter), and seemed to be going to medical school for all of the wrong reasons. The vicious competition in bio and orgo surely fed this. And I have little faith that med school installed humanity in these people.

Which explains, maybe, why I haven't had a check-up in six years. (Which is stupid, and I'm going to get one, so y'all don't tell me what you told Sebby.)

T. (father is a nice doctor) S.

[Atticus Grinch]

I wish to be dressed in black tie, white dinner jacket, in bare feet. I wish to be shrouded completely in white sailcloth, heavy lead weights clipped to the eyelets of my shroud. I wish to be placed upon an oaken board worn smooth, and tipped into the billowing Pacific at a red-sky dusk from a great height as Taps are played on a bugle. I wish that an audio recording be made of the splash so that my wife (who is prone to seasickness) may have a memory of my final disposition.

I wish then, as my weighted remains flutter languidly to the ocean floor, that my eldest son would read the lullaby we sing him each night.

Oh! hush thee, my baby, the night is behind us,
And black are the waters that sparkled so green.
The moon, o’er the combers, looks downward to find us
At rest in the hollows that rustle between.
Where billow meets billow, there soft be thy pillow;
Ah, weary wee flipperling, curl at thy ease!
The storm shall not wake thee, nor shark overtake thee,
Asleep in the arms of the slow-swinging seas.

I wish to be committed to the deep.

[SlaveNoMore]

Pretty Little Flower
I am not listed as a donor for reasons I cannot articulate. Not the above urban myth. I think I have some visceral negative reacton to having someone cut up my body and take it apart after I am dead. Which is just stupid. I'll check the box next time I have a chance. It's like the doctor said when I brought my friend to the hospital to get his head stitched up after a mountain-biking-without-helmet accident. "Bikers make good organ donors. Healthy organs and, when they bike without a helmet, usually the only thing damaged when they die is the brain." I wear a helmet all the time now, but still . . .

The father of my buddy PrimaFacie, who some of you may remember, just had a life-saving heart transplant.

If I can be serious for just once - please become a donor. It saves lives and families.

s4(no one will want my liver, trust me)e

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I wish to be committed to the deep.

And I wish my progeny to be colorfully committed to an asylum.

So near, and yet so far, my dear.