Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I generally don't stop between the first and second time, so they never have to ask. It's you younger, inexperienced types that have more issues with inducing multiples that keep old fucks like me in such high demand, Skippy.

There was never any question. Christ. If you are going to turn things into "insults," at least work with the material.

I've given up on even hoping you will be funny or effective.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I generally don't stop between the first and second time

If you're not on X, Viagara or some such other medication (and we all know you're not), that's a flat-out lie. So, I guess I missed the rest of the joke because I couldn't get past this.

TM

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
If you're not on X, Viagara or some such other medication (and we all know you're not), that's a flat-out lie. So, I guess I missed the rest of the joke because I couldn't get past this.

TM

If I am in the land of fu, and I note that you are a phallo-centric narcissist, is it as if I never said it?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
six degrees of separation....

I had beers last night by the pool with Oran "Juice" Jones, the artist who gave the world The Rain. How far is Juice from Bacon?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
If I am in the land of fu, and I note that you are a phallo-centric narcissist, is it as if I never said it?

No. Or yes. But, damn. I've just quoted you, and now the experiment is ruined.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Has anyone seen this show on Sci-Fi?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I've given up on even hoping you will be funny or effective.

I've given up on you even making sense. It's no fun to insult you, it's no fun to read you since you've become as dysfunctional as you are. You're too much of a hateful sow to take pity on. I can't even shoot you to put you out of the world's misery, since some people I respect seem to like you, God forbid.

Goodbye, Fringey.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I have no idea what kind of access CNN has to photos of Mack 10. I would guess that their libraries are pretty deep. But, what purpose exactly does the photo they chose serve? You can't even see his fucking face.

But that is neither here nor there. The decision to post that photo in conjunction with the article was a deliberate one. And I found it highly offensive.

At the absolute very least, if they thought it was vital to run a photo and that's all they had, they've had all day to do their diligence and replace it.

TM

Was a bad idea to run that picture. If I'm a CNN editor and somebody named after an automatic weapon complains about their picture, I strongly consider changing it...

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Has anyone seen this show on Sci-Fi?

Yes. The scariest thing about it is how freakish Shannen Doherty looks.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Yes. The scariest thing about it is how freakish Shannen Doherty looks.

That show's days as the scariest hidden camera ambush show are numbered...

Once that show "Juiced" starts where your host OJ Simpson jumps out at unsuspecting people, it's done.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I've given up on you even making sense. It's no fun to insult you, it's no fun to read you since you've become as dysfunctional as you are. You're too much of a hateful sow to take pity on. I can't even shoot you to put you out of the world's misery, since some people I respect seem to like you, God forbid.

Goodbye, Fringey.

What is the point of having ignore software if you two won't use it? Seriously, if you think that anyone else on the boards cares one iota about your bickering posts and your tedious responses to one another, I'm afraid that you are wrong. I don't know why you both feel some sick need to respond to each other's posts, but I request, on behalf of those scrolling past, that you just put each other on ignore and never click on individual posts to read them. How hard is that?

And this is from someone who likes you both. Just not when you are interacting with each other.

As an added benefit, think of how much lower your post totals would be if you didn't respond to each other. You might not even be in triple digits yet.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
What is the point of having ignore software if you two won't use it? Seriously, if you think that anyone else on the boards cares one iota about your bickering posts and your tedious responses to one another, I'm afraid that you are wrong. I don't know why you both feel some sick need to respond to each other's posts, but I request, on behalf of those scrolling past, that you just put each other on ignore and never click on individual posts to read them. How hard is that?

And this is from someone who likes you both. Just not when you are interacting with each other.

As an added benefit, think of how much lower your post totals would be if you didn't respond to each other. You might not even be in triple digits yet.

Sorry.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
What is the point of having ignore software if you two won't use it? Seriously, if you think that anyone else on the boards cares one iota about your bickering posts and your tedious responses to one another, I'm afraid that you are wrong.

Speak for yourself. You can't spell dysfunctional without "F-U-N." Hank can, maybe, but you can't.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Speak for yourself. You can't spell dysfunctional without "F-U-N." Hank can, maybe, but you can't.

f-a-m-i-l-y h-o-l-i-d-a-y-s

[bill killer]

As long as we're being nitpicky: that could have happened if they selected the book as an album but left the "shuffle" setting on.

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
If the book was loaded with each chapter as the equivalent of a song, wouldn't the chapters have been randomly interspersed with music?