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sebastian_dangerfield · 09-20-2005, 02:30 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
These doctors need to exercise their 2nd Amendment rights. That is what they are there for. Use it or lose it, sts. npi.

Amen! That doc who was shot to death in his kitchen, while talking to his daughter and wife - through the back - facing away from the window - should have had a pistol ready at his hip.

A gun is useless against a hidden sniper. Its just another half pound of weight on your person which will hit the ground when the home made armor piercing bullets fancied by the “Army of God” rips a hole through your aorta and your heart sprays your blood all over your spouse and kids.

But you can rest easy as your life pours out all over your kitchen floor and your wife makes a 911 call you know is wasted breath... At least God guided the bullet half an inch away from your daughter’s head after it screamed out of your sternum. He really does love children, doesn't he!

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 09-20-2005, 02:31 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
And it seems like there's a danger of stabbing one's internal organs if things get heated and enthusiastic.

Are you trying to tell me she doesn't have a nice ass?

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 09-20-2005, 02:32 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
John Mahoney is gay?

I am afraid to answer this for fear of whiff.

Hank Chinaski · 09-20-2005, 02:34 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Amen! That doc who was shot to death in his kitchen, while talking to his daughter and wife - through the back - facing away from the window - should have had a pistol ready at his hip.

A gun is useless against a hidden sniper. Its just another half pound of weight on your person which will hit the ground when the home made armor piercing bullets fancied by the “Army of God” rips a hole through your aorta and your heart sprays your blood all over your spouse and kids.

But you can rest easy as your life pours out all over your kitchen floor and your wife makes a 911 call you know is wasted breath... At least God guided the bullet half an inch away from your daughter’s head after it screamed out of your sternum. He really does love children, doesn't he!

please don't start this here. I only posted my question here because I thought more women might answer my Architecture question.

Penske_Account · 09-20-2005, 02:36 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Amen! That doc who was shot to death in his kitchen, while talking to his daughter and wife - through the back - facing away from the window - should have had a pistol ready at his hip.

A gun is useless against a hidden sniper. Its just another half pound of weight on your person which will hit the ground when the home made armor piercing bullets fancied by the “Army of God” rips a hole through your aorta and your heart sprays your blood all over your spouse and kids.

But you can rest easy as your life pours out all over your kitchen floor and your wife makes a 911 call you know is wasted breath... At least God guided the bullet half an inch away from your daughter’s head after it screamed out of your sternum. He really does love children, doesn't he!

If he had a perimeter alarm system and a gun at the ready, it may have turned out differently. Be prepared.

And yes, the babyjesuschristsuperstar loves the children.

ltl/fb · 09-20-2005, 02:40 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Are you trying to tell me she doesn't have a nice ass?

I find it lumpy from that angle. I might like it better if she were standing up and the bones weren't sticking out. If I were someone who used strap-ons to fuck women, I would not fuck her doggie-style.

You may do whatever you like with her ass.

Penske_Account · 09-20-2005, 02:42 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I am afraid to answer this for fear of whiff.

Are you sure that wasn;t a 2(a) whiff?

eta: merde! I think I just 3(b)(ii) whiffed....

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 09-20-2005, 02:44 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I find it lumpy from that angle. I might like it better if she were standing up and the bones weren't sticking out. If I were someone who used strap-ons to fuck women, I would not fuck her doggie-style.

You may do whatever you like with her ass.

Better?

[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=jessica+alba/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=12si5qbu4/EXP=1127324623/*-http%3A//www.ourmedia.org/sites/ourmedia.org/files/45f_Jessica_Alba_03.jpg[/IMG]

ltl/fb · 09-20-2005, 02:44 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
please don't start this here. I only posted my question here because I thought more women might answer my Architecture question.

Because it is more expensive to build interior walkways, and if you don't have effective interior security, the killer people could set bombs and/or break in and hide out and get you, and no one would be able to see to protect you.

Fuck if I know.

You could have asked the question in such a way as to minimize the abortion aspect, like, "people who might get shot at on their way into work, like for instance ob/gyns who offer abortion services, seem like good candidates for having attached garages or something. And yet, on TV, it seems that many just have open parking lots. What gives?"

Oh, and perhaps they feel that it would be unfair to leave the patients all unprotected from gunfire when they themselves are protected.

ltl/fb · 09-20-2005, 02:45 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Better?

[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=jessica+alba/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=12si5qbu4/EXP=1127324623/*-http%3A//www.ourmedia.org/sites/ourmedia.org/files/45f_Jessica_Alba_03.jpg[/IMG]

The ass is better (though, you can't really see it what with the fluffy panties, which makes me think they are covering something up) but that looks like Brittany Murphy with a crap dye job. Why would she make her hair that color? It looks stupid.

Shape Shifter · 09-20-2005, 02:46 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
please don't start this here. I only posted my question here because I thought more women might answer my Architecture question.

Remember, he doesn't pay attention to which board he's posting on - he just clicks on whatevers at the top. You should know this from some of his posts on Politics.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 09-20-2005, 02:46 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Are you sure that wasn;t a 2(a) whiff?

eta: merde! I think I just 3(b)(ii) whiffed....

Once you enter the Bermuda Triangle of whiffs, you can't get out. You just fade into Bolivian.

Shape Shifter · 09-20-2005, 02:47 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I find it lumpy from that angle. I might like it better if she were standing up and the bones weren't sticking out. If I were someone who used strap-ons to fuck women, I would not fuck her doggie-style.

You may do whatever you like with her ass.

But keep Atticus's helpful and informative posts in mind while you're doing it.

Hank Chinaski · 09-20-2005, 02:48 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb

You could have asked the question in such a way .......

this reminds me, I've been meaning to ask if you'd consider mentoring me.

NotFromHere · 09-20-2005, 02:50 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
The ass is better (though, you can't really see it what with the fluffy panties, which makes me think they are covering something up) but that looks like Brittany Murphy with a crap dye job. Why would she make her hair that color? It looks stupid.

I've said this before, but her skin tone is too dark to carry off that hair color. It looks weird. And yet she keeps having it done that color. You'd think her hairdresser would say "honey, you need to go darker."