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12-22-2006, 12:04 PM
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#721
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You're still practicing law?
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Not really. I mean, you could call it that, but I wouldn't.
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12-22-2006, 12:04 PM
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#722
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Originally posted by andViolins
sadly no. and no matter how many holiday cookies i scarf down, i still don't want to be here.
aV
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Dear court reporters and copy services,
You may carpet bomb our office with plates of holiday cookies continually from now until the new year, but you will be no more or less likely to get my business in 2007. Unless the cookies suck.
Best,
Best,
Flower
"I'm feeling Yummy head to toe (you see me)
Ain't got no patience so let's go (you see me)"
Out of the saddle jog
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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12-22-2006, 12:06 PM
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#723
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
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Originally posted by andViolins
Perhaps if you were wearing only jeans and slippers to work today you too would be allowed to go home in 1/2 an hour.
aV
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Damn this cold which has addled my brain more than it is usually addled. Jeans are against the firm's dress code, they would have sent me home for sure. I'll have to remember that trick next Friday.
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12-22-2006, 12:06 PM
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#724
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I'm touched,
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I agree 100% with this portion of this post.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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12-22-2006, 12:07 PM
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#725
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
sigh. i'm saying that since not only have I rec. my usual expected gifts but unexpected gifts from people I don't work directly for just very thoughtful. I'm touched, actually.
I just want some fucking sleep. several brutal deals just closed and it has been busy I'm drained. need sleep. good food, the kids get buried in toys and I sleep.
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I told you twice to stop lying. You either did not listen or you chose to disregard my request. Now I am going to have to politely ask you to retire.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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12-22-2006, 12:08 PM
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#726
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Stop lying. You have neither received nor given any gifts. Stop lying.
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looks like both Flower and PPNYC are well on their way to making a second friend!!!! Hope NotBob doesn't get too jealous!!!!
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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12-22-2006, 12:10 PM
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#727
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Dear court reporters and copy services,
You may carpet bomb our office with plates of holiday cookies continually from now until the new year, but you will be no more or less likely to get my business in 2007. Unless the cookies suck.
Best,
Best,
Flower
"I'm feeling Yummy head to toe (you see me)
Ain't got no patience so let's go (you see me)"
Out of the saddle jog
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I received two bottles of wine from a court reporter. If I had any say in the matter, they would be more likely to get our business in 2007. Alas, I have no say in it.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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12-22-2006, 12:10 PM
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#728
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I actually have a hearing. How absurd.
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are you handling the commitment order for "Is Kris Kringle crazy or is he Santa Claus?"
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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12-22-2006, 12:12 PM
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#729
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Dear court reporters and copy services,
You may carpet bomb our office with plates of holiday cookies continually from now until the new year, but you will be no more or less likely to get my business in 2007. Unless the cookies suck.
Best,
Best,
Flower
"I'm feeling Yummy head to toe (you see me)
Ain't got no patience so let's go (you see me)"
Out of the saddle jog
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They need to kick it up a notch. Gourmet food baskets and high end alcohol sets are far superior to cookie plates. The carpet bomb was a nice touch though...never heard it referred to as that.
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12-22-2006, 12:18 PM
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#730
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Damn this cold which has addled my brain more than it is usually addled. Jeans are against the firm's dress code, they would have sent me home for sure. I'll have to remember that trick next Friday.
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Same here. However, I'm wearing white jeans anyhow. I"m such a rebel.
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12-22-2006, 12:23 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Anne Elk
Damn this cold which has addled my brain more than it is usually addled. Jeans are against the firm's dress code, they would have sent me home for sure. I'll have to remember that trick next Friday.
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Jeans are against the dress code on Fridays?? Your firm sucks.
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12-22-2006, 12:26 PM
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#732
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I received two bottles of wine from a court reporter. If I had any say in the matter, they would be more likely to get our business in 2007. Alas, I have no say in it.
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A bottle or two of wine would go far to getting your people in the room to slavishly transcribe every sacred utterance in the depositions I take. If those people happen to be nubile young babes with supple ruby red lips, all the better. I may even share the wine with them.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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12-22-2006, 12:27 PM
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#733
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Same here. However, I'm wearing white jeans anyhow. I"m such a rebel.
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Wife started doing this last year. Apparently they are in? I still think they look horrible (no offence).
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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12-22-2006, 12:29 PM
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#734
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
A bottle or two of wine would go far to getting your people in the room to slavishly transcribe every sacred utterance in the depositions I take. If those people happen to be nubile young babes with supple ruby red lips, all the better. I may even share the wine with them.
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Can one order a court reporter for a night out of drinking with the guys?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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12-22-2006, 12:31 PM
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#735
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the poor-man's spuckler
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 4,997
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Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Can one order a court reporter for a night out of drinking with the guys?
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You need a transcript of your bon mots? |
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