Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Now YOU'RE trying to make me look like a misogynist too? God I hate you women.

Maybe it's the hat that makes you look like a misogynist.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Very astute. But the issue is would you tell your wife -- about the meeting, or the strategy?

I can just imagine the conversation. I'm sure Sebby's side would be very rational.

Neeeewwww, I would not tell her about the strategy. But I'd gladly tell her about the meeting. You can't lie about shit like that because if you get caught you blow the trust, and if you blow the trust, you blow the marriage. The cool thing about the marriage is the complete openness (sans certain "secrets" Wonk wisely noted should be kept to keep some mystery in the relationship). You start hiding shit and you're doomed.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I don't understand all the ins and outs of the penis, but it's my understanding that some people can come at least twice in one night. So if you are one of these people, and you know you're going to meet with the ex, and you jerk off beforehand, you're likely thinking about her while you do. And then you go meet her and a few hours go by and... not so simple solution.

at least that is how it looks to me. Of course if you are not one of those people, then the solution seems ideal.

No, it goes like this...he jerks off, falls asleep, misses the meeting entirely. Simple solution.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by idle acts
you must have one LOOOONG refractory period

I'm just talking about killing the intial urge, not making oneself a temporary eunuch. I guess, if one was utterly void of self control, one could whack off multiple times until he was sore... But such a person would probably cheat with someone sooner or later anyway, so he should just fuck his ex and get his marriage counseling over with earlier rather than later.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I don't understand all the ins and outs of the penis, but it's my understanding that some people can come at least twice in one night. So if you are one of these people, and you know you're going to meet with the ex, and you jerk off beforehand, you're likely thinking about her while you do. And then you go meet her and a few hours go by and... not so simple solution.

at least that is how it looks to me. Of course if you are not one of those people, then the solution seems ideal.

Hell, just fuck your ex in the ass. That's not cheating.

I learned this because I recently saw a friend from college who confided while drunk that, because his fiance is religious, they only have anal sex. His logic is unassailable... if you've had thirty or so beers.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I don't understand all the ins and outs of the penis, but it's my understanding that some people can come at least twice in one night. So if you are one of these people, and you know you're going to meet with the ex, and you jerk off beforehand, you're likely thinking about her while you do. And then you go meet her and a few hours go by and... not so simple solution.

at least that is how it looks to me. Of course if you are not one of those people, then the solution seems ideal.

You can come as many times as you can fuck. The problem is soreness. I've done the three in a day deal and if you're really fucking and not phoning it in 10 min missionary lazy-style, everything gets sore after a while, particularly your dick.

I imagine if there was money on the line, I could come ten times in a day. I knew two cats in college who had a jerk off contest. One guy got up near 15 before he cried uncle.

Don't aske me how the contest was refereed. It wasn't my freshman dorm.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You know what I think? I think you're the nutso friend.

She wasn't spying. She was just out for a drink. After snub practice.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You can come as many times as you can fuck. The problem is soreness. I've done the three in a day deal and if you're really fucking and not phoning it in 10 min missionary lazy-style, everything gets sore after a while, particularly your dick.

I imagine if there was money on the line, I could come ten times in a day. I knew two cats in college who had a jerk off contest. One guy got up near 15 before he cried uncle.

Don't aske me how the contest was refereed. It wasn't my freshman dorm.

Sounds to me like they were both winners. It also sounds like they were both losers.

[idle acts]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
One guy got up near 15 [orgasms] before he cried. . .

Pussy

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Sounds to me like they were both winners. It also sounds like they were both losers.

I was more curious as to who was on the clean-up crew. And who was in the audience. And whether either of those cats could knock over a liquor bottle with his dick afterwards. Seems like the callouses would help with that.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Apparently, some tool over at AP accidentally forwarded via email his entire rolodex filled with phone numbers from sports icons ranging from Kareem to Peter Angelos to Clemens to the Fraziers to Madden to Stan Mikita.

Gonna be a lot of prank calls over the next few days.

Disclaimer: Any prank calls to Merlin Olson were not from me

Hello? Can I speak to Stan? Stan De Pain?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I was more curious as to who was on the clean-up crew. And who was in the audience. And whether either of those cats could knock over a liquor bottle with his dick afterwards. Seems like the callouses would help with that.

If it was the guy who was so long he could knock over bottles, I do hope he was ambidextrous. 15 times that long, times the number of repetitions you'd be getting to about 3+ would be enough to cause your hand to fall off.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You can come as many times as you can fuck. The problem is soreness. I've done the three in a day deal and if you're really fucking and not phoning it in 10 min missionary lazy-style, everything gets sore after a while, particularly your dick.

I imagine if there was money on the line, I could come ten times in a day. I knew two cats in college who had a jerk off contest. One guy got up near 15 before he cried uncle.

Don't aske me how the contest was refereed. It wasn't my freshman dorm.

Did we go to school together?

It was all about the honor system.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
I'm glad you liked it, but it wasn't me. I read this, and decided never to pick up the book. Their review of Cold Mountain had the same effect on me -- sadly, after I'd already bought it.

That was a nasty review, but it was more about the author than about the experience of reading the book. I knew nothing about the book when I read it, didn't care that it had won a Booker prize, picked it up on e/o's recommendation, and devoured it on a plane trip. Had I read that review I would certainly have missed out on it. It's a shame that the reviewer ruined it for you. That's why if I really want to read a book or see a movie, I won't read the reviews beforehand.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
If it was the guy who was so long he could knock over bottles, I do hope he was ambidextrous. 15 times that long, times the number of repetitions you'd be getting to about 3+ would be enough to cause your hand to fall off.

The nice thing about the contest is that for once in a young man's life premature ejaculation would be its own reward.