Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[Everyone]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Give a braindead sister a hand. How did I whiff? I proferred two choices and it was neither one?

Shouldnt you be driving down to Lessapalooza about now? everyone will be there. but me.

We already there! Lessapalooza2005 has begun with bourbon and gingers at Mr. Bing's Cocktail lounge.

DON'T TELL PAIGOW WHERE WE ARE! SSSSSSSSSSHHHHH!

Originally posted by Everyone
We already there! Lessapalooza2005 has begun with bourbon and gingers at Mr. Bing's Cocktail lounge.

DON'T TELL PAIGOW WHERE WE ARE! SSSSSSSSSSHHHHH!

Like I am surprised you are there? Where do you think Less first conceived of perfect spittle tray?

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am sorry but I wasnt allowed to use enormous pictures of turds.

Anyway, its partially an inside joke that isnt really all that inside, which is sort of what this board has been whittled down to. What was it that Less said about this place? That might not have been bad.

And the aging hipster pants was really ungood. And I dont know who donated that one so I dont know who I am insulting But sorry.

Yeah, the titles have sucked lately. Not that I'm one to talk...

[Anne Elk]

Will this turn Slave into a Jane Austen fan? (spree: Keira Knightly stars as Elizabeth Bennet in the latest version of Price and Prejudice.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I'm not sure I can wait that long, even using central time.

"Drink! Drink!"

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Will this turn Slave into a Jane Austen fan? (spree: Keira Knightly stars as Elizabeth Bennet in the latest version of Price and Prejudice.

Miscast. I like Keira Knightly, but she's not refined enough. I'd like to see Judi Dench as Lady Catherine, though.

[robustpuppy]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...050600151.html

NEW YORK -- To the dismay of gay-rights activists, the Food and Drug Administration is about to implement new rules recommending that any man who has engaged in homosexual sex in the previous five years be barred from serving as an anonymous sperm donor.

[Anne Elk]

Toast the Runaway Bride (spree: eBay listing)

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Lets face it, we are the new PLFs. Way off our game.

You have your cyber-head so far up your virtual ass that, in a bizarre Escherian twist, you can actually see up into your own empty skull, and only occasionally get glimpses of the outside world by peering up and out through your vacant eyes.

I have never been more on top of my game. I am more charismatic, witty, sexy and loved than ever. I am bringing the Barclay's Cup home to Chelsea for the first time in 50 years and chicks dig me. There should be a mandatory signature line on this board that reads: "Thank you, Pretty Little Flower, for leading us to glory. You are the Jose Mourinho of the FB."

[Hank Chinaski]

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
"[I am the] Jose Mourinho of the FB."
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Do you know the actors in gay porno by name also?

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
"[I am the] Jose Mourinho of the FB."

You got that right. You and Jose are like two dainty little Eurotrash peas in a pod. We are all completely unsurprised that you have chosen as your latest man-crush an effete whiner who is known across the world as the coach who taught his spineless, long-haired, greasy fancy-boys to roll around as if shot when an opposing player so much as cast a cruel glance in their direction.

His time-wasting, cynical theatrics have destroyed the soul of the beautiful game in much the same way as your insipid posts and unbridled narcissism have destroyed the soul of this board. The two of you deserve each other.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ironweed
You got that right. You and Jose are like two dainty little Eurotrash peas in a pod. We are all completely unsurprised that you have chosen as your latest man-crush an effete whiner who is known across the world as the coach who taught his spineless, long-haired, greasy fancy-boys to roll around as if shot when an opposing player so much as cast a cruel glance in their direction.

His time-wasting, cynical theatrics have destroyed the soul of the beautiful game in much the same way as your insipid posts and unbridled narcissism have destroyed the soul of this board. The two of you deserve each other.

One thing that Mourinho and I both know personally is how all the bitchy little haters start gunning for you when you are at the top of your game. Ironweak can fling his flaccid insults in my direction all he cares to, but ultimately it will lead to nothing more than yet another stomping hissy fit on his part as he dissolves in frustration when his impotent barbs continue to miss the mark. In some ways I pity poor Ironweak, for if I am the Jose Mourinho of the FB, he is surely the Iain Dowie, a homely pudge of a man whose hapless and preciously-named Crystal Palace struggle to avoid relegation while Chelsea sits comfortably at the top of the table. If the positions were reversed, I cannot say that I would necessarily be above a little hating. Fortunately, I'll never have to know what that's like.

[lo-berry]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
One thing that Mourinho and I both know personally is how all the bitchy little haters start gunning for you when you are at the top of your game. Ironweak can fling his flaccid insults in my direction all he cares to, but ultimately it will lead to nothing more than yet another stomping hissy fit on his part as he dissolves in frustration when his impotent barbs continue to miss the mark. In some ways I pity poor Ironweak, for if I am the Jose Mourinho of the FB, he is surely the Iain Dowie, a homely pudge of a man whose hapless and preciously-named Crystal Palace struggle to avoid relegation while Chelsea sits comfortably at the top of the table. If the positions were reversed, I cannot say that I would necessarily be above a little hating. Fortunately, I'll never have to know what that's like.

I hate to break it to you two little beeeyotches but no matter how you slice it soccer is a euro-pussy thang, which means both of you are whiny-lil-sharked-jumped-euro-pussy-beeeyotches.

Get a room and circle-jerk yourselves silly for national jerk-off month already.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
One thing that Mourinho and I both know personally is how all the bitchy little haters start gunning for you when you are at the top of your game. Ironweak can fling his flaccid insults in my direction all he cares to, but ultimately it will lead to nothing more than yet another stomping hissy fit on his part as he dissolves in frustration when his impotent barbs continue to miss the mark. In some ways I pity poor Ironweak, for if I am the Jose Mourinho of the FB, he is surely the Iain Dowie, a homely pudge of a man whose hapless and preciously-named Crystal Palace struggle to avoid relegation while Chelsea sits comfortably at the top of the table. If the positions were reversed, I cannot say that I would necessarily be above a little hating. Fortunately, I'll never have to know what that's like.

This helped me get Flower's original point- I agree. Both Dowie and Mourinho were journeyman level players that never did much. The only reason you hear about them at all is they started spending time telling real professional players what they think of their games.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Both Dowie and Mourinho were journeyman level players that never did much. The only reason you hear about them at all is they started spending time telling real professional players what they think of their games.

Out of respect for your intelligence, I will assume you intended this to be ironic on one level. But even the most charitable appreciation for your intellect prevents me from thinking you intended it to be ironic on two levels.

Sincerely,
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