Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Bravo announces gay dating game

From the article:

"Boy Meets Boy," a six-episode series that will premiere in July, also twists reality show conventions by secretly including straight men among the pool of dating prospects. ... If one of the straight men is chosen at the end, he wins a cash prize. If the leading man chooses another gay man, the lead character wins the prize and an expense-paid vacation, he said.

That would kind of be where the conversation actually started.

[notcasesensitive]

from realityblurred --

Twelve teams of two begin their race around the world for $1 million as The Amazing Race 4 debuts tonight at 8 p.m. ET with a 90-minute premiere. For the first time, the show won't be up against heavy time-slot competition as it takes over Survivor's position, airing opposite repeats on NBC. The show's creator and producer, Bertram van Munster, talks to TV Guide about the show, discussing the race's logistics (each location takes two weeks to prep) and why it took so long for this season to air ("I have no control over the programming of the show"). The Star Ledger discusses the show's evolution, saying it's "an even better drama than it is a travelogue." Critics have mixed reactions to the new season: The St. Louis Post says it's "breathlessly exciting" while The Beacon Journal says the show "seems a bit more gimmicky than its predecessors."

n(more gimmicky? that's what reality tv is all about!)cs

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
THis begs the question, how can you marry someone who gives bad head?THis means that for all intents and purposes, you are kissing the chance to experience good head, ever, in your life, goodbye. Anyone?:yum:

and on an unrelated note, I noticed that the moon emoticon is called "mr". Coincidence?

I don't know if the man I married gives good head because I never let him try having already decided long before I met him that I didn't like it. He kisses well though and is one of those very attentive men (both in and out of bed) so I imagine that he would probably give good head -- but since I don't like receiving, is there really any such thing?

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
THis begs the question, how can you marry someone who gives bad head?THis means that for all intents and purposes, you are kissing the chance to experience good head, ever, in your life, goodbye. Anyone?:yum:

and on an unrelated note, I noticed that the moon emoticon is called "mr". Coincidence?

You can learn to give good head I think. Though some people are just more enthusiastic than others. I gave a friend of mine detailed instructions recently on how to please his gf. He reported back that she, to put it mildly, enjoyed it very much. Before that he didn't feel he was doing very well. A little instruction is all it takes if the person is willing to try.

No, it isn't a coincidence, but it probably isn't for the reason you think. When I was defining smilies for this board, I left out all the sexual ones, well, because I am vanilla, and MR said he liked the moon one. I said ok, and put it back in, and since he liked it, I named it after him.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Forgive me for not needing an assplug, additional people, animals or batteries to enjoy sex.

I think this would be a good board motto. For the LWK board.

[ThrashersFan]

Former President Bill Clinton (search) says in the future, a former two-term president should be able to return to office later in life -- but the Constitution would have to be amended.

Poor bastard must be jonesing for the good (albeit vanilla) sex he had while in office.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,88073,00.html

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
I don't know if the man I married gives good head because I never let him try having already decided long before I met him that I didn't like it. He kisses well though and is one of those very attentive men (both in and out of bed) so I imagine that he would probably give good head -- but since I don't like receiving, is there really any such thing?

I thought you just said you didnt like it bc you never had good head. SO whose to say you never would have good head? That being said, your husband probalby sucks at it since he doesnt mind a life without it. My all time favorite book has a great quote on this subject. Its written in the first person and the woman describes how divine her new lover is at it. She says seven out of ten men perform like a horse at a salt lick (maybe it was a different animal), two out of ten cannot quite dispel the notion that they are mere inches from an anus and that magical one out of ten wields his tongue like a diviniong rod.

I myself have not found divining rod man yet, but that doent mean I am gonna give up on it.

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I thought you just said you didnt like it bc you never had good head. SO whose to say you never would have good head?

That is right, I don't like it because when I had it I found it boring -- didn't do anything for me. I never said having good head would not be possible (of course, I suppose it could be that I have had it but still not enjoyed it but I guess we are assuming that good head would not be boring). I stopped looking before I met my husband. If the pleasure ever dies down maybe I will take a look at the head issue again to see if it would kick things up a notch.

[AngryMulletMan]

Originally posted by evenodds
Who says nothing interesting ever happens in the Patch . . .

Nebraska Lawmaker Proposes War With Iowa
By The Associated Press

LINCOLN, Neb. - A Nebraska lawmaker is so fed up with constituents crossing the state border to gamble that she proposed going to war with neighboring Iowa.

"I've been cautioned that the members of the Iowa Legislature might not take it kindly,' said Sen. Pam Brown of Omaha.

Brown's proposed amendment read: "The sovereign state of Nebraska declares a state of hostility with the sovereign state of Iowa until such a time as the state of Iowa ceases the unjust and relentless appropriation of the resources of the citizens of Nebraska."

Brown offered the amendment to a proposed constitutional amendment that would ask votes to approve casino gambling in Nebraska.

Full text: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...fe_st/iowa_war

I don't know if it's still the case, but all of the liquor stores in Iowa used to be state-owned (high prices, never open late) so gangs of drunken Swedes used to cross the border to buy MD20/20 in Nebraska. And now the Nebraskans are pissed?

AM(officer, there's nothing in MY trunk)M

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I thought you just said you didnt like it bc you never had good head. SO whose to say you never would have good head? That being said, your husband probalby sucks at it since he doesnt mind a life without it. My all time favorite book has a great quote on this subject. Its written in the first person and the woman describes how divine her new lover is at it. She says seven out of ten men perform like a horse at a salt lick (maybe it was a different animal), two out of ten cannot quite dispel the notion that they are mere inches from an anus and that magical one out of ten wields his tongue like a diviniong rod.

I myself have not found divining rod man yet, but that doent mean I am gonna give up on it.

That isn't my favorite either, mainly b/c while it is going on I find that I have to concentrate more on what feels good about it (if that makes any sense at all). But we still do that sometimes and it can be quite nice (no divining rod man in my life yet, though some are definitely better than others). Actually I think that vibrators might have made it less cool to me b/c once you get used to good constant pressure, the stuff that humans can do seems less consistent (and therefore the results are too).

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I thought you just said you didnt like it bc you never had good head. SO whose to say you never would have good head? That being said, your husband probalby sucks at it since he doesnt mind a life without it. My all time favorite book has a great quote on this subject. Its written in the first person and the woman describes how divine her new lover is at it. She says seven out of ten men perform like a horse at a salt lick (maybe it was a different animal), two out of ten cannot quite dispel the notion that they are mere inches from an anus and that magical one out of ten wields his tongue like a diviniong rod.

I myself have not found divining rod man yet, but that doent mean I am gonna give up on it.

I can give you the number of a guy who is a divining rod man. He LOVED giving head and was quite good at it. I had no complaints whatsoever. He got off on it, which certainly got me off.

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by leagleaze
That would kind of be where the conversation actually started.

Yeah, I guess I'm feeling a little evil today:devil:

Can anyone recommend a place to get decent new furniture in NYC? I am endeavoring to avoid the cheap shit sold by Pottery Barn and Restoration Hardware.

I've purchased a few large things at Jensen's, but I've been advised that the items are too stylized.

Thank you in advance.

Dr. Worm

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I can give you the number of a guy who is a divining rod man. He LOVED giving head and was quite good at it. I had no complaints whatsoever. He got off on it, which certainly got me off.

Sounds like the guy from Sex and the City. Mr. Pussy.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Dr. Worm
Can anyone recommend a place to get decent new furniture in NYC? I am endeavoring to avoid the cheap shit sold by Pottery Barn and Restoration Hardware.

I've purchased a few large things at Jensen's, but I've been advised that the items are too stylized.

Thank you in advance.

Dr. Worm

Price range? Style? Room in the house you're looking to decorate? Look around, and see what you like first, before settling on one particular store.

If you see something you like, check and see if Design within Reach has it cheaper. Pottery Barn and Restoration Hardware actually have some well made furniture, though the problem is that everyone else has it too. Check out Crate & Barrel too. One or two items isn't going to make your house look like everyone else's.