Politics: A new beginning - Page 51

Gus Petch, Ass Nailer at Law · 10-21-2003, 08:52 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Sounds familiar.

That's a rather provocative statement. Familiar?!? In what way?? Surely not biblical if that is what you are suggesting.

Shape Shifter · 10-21-2003, 08:54 PM

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Originally posted by Gus Petch, Ass Nailer at Law
Ann Coulter rocks. Check this out:

http://www.talkingpresidents.com/pro...-coulter.shtml

Amuse your conservative friends and annoy your liberal neighbors with the brand new Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure. This incredibly lifelike action figure looks just like the beautiful Ann Coulter, and best of all . . . it sounds like Ann, too!

Ann recorded these classic Coulter sayings especially for this action figure.

Push the button on the figure, and you'll hear such "Coulterisms" as:

•"Liberals can't just come out and say they want to take more of our money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis of race."

•"At least when right-wingers rant, there's a point."

•"That Gus Petch is one ass-nailing stud!"

•"Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principals. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster."

•"Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil. What do Hollywood celebrities imagine fuels their private jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered to them?"

•"Liberals hate America, they hate flag-wavers, they hate abortion opponents, they hate all religions except Islam, post 9/11. Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like Liberals do. They don't have the energy. If they had that much energy, they'd have indoor plumbing by now."

Wadda stocking stuffer this will make!

Wow. So realistic looking. And sounding. Now I am unsure whether it was Coulter or her doppelganger that appear recently on Poitically Incorrect.

Nice moniker as well.

sgtclub · 10-21-2003, 08:55 PM

Just wondering, I didn't get the notice.

Atticus Grinch · 10-21-2003, 08:56 PM

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Originally posted by Say_hello_for_me
Money for nothing? (25%)
Or
Video killed the radio star? (74.99%)

C'mon, dude. "Money for Nothing" was released in 1985. Do the math. You might as well say it was "Cold Hearted Snake."

This is the perennial suck-ass trivia question that's so widely known it doesn't even qualify as trivia anymore.

Say_hello_for_me · 10-21-2003, 09:13 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
C'mon, dude. "Money for Nothing" was released in 1985. Do the math. You might as well say it was "Cold Hearted Snake."

This is the perennial suck-ass trivia question that's so widely known it doesn't even qualify as trivia anymore.

Whatever whatever. I wasn't even born yet! Well, I mean, I wasn't even cash flow positive yet!

And I'm sure its easy to remember for you people on the west coast who had MTV. I mean, your (Republican) government allowed cable early and often, right? I mean, you got to watch it from day 0, right?

Some of us were stuck in democratic dictatorship hell at the time. The right to gouge the electorate had not yet been auctioned off when MTV started. Or for its first 5 or 7 years for that matter.

So consider me for affirmative action in your suck-ass trivia question contests if they involve anything remotely cultural. I was raised in a democratic stronghold where culture was for the boojwozee.

Hello

Sexual Harassment Panda · 10-21-2003, 09:19 PM

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Originally posted by Gus Petch, Ass Nailer at Law
Ann Coulter rocks. Check this out:

http://www.talkingpresidents.com/pro...-coulter.shtml

Amuse your conservative friends and annoy your liberal neighbors with the brand new Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure. This incredibly lifelike action figure looks just like the beautiful Ann Coulter, and best of all . . . it sounds like Ann, too!

Does it come with a tiny jug of cheap chardonnay and a carton of smokes?

NotFromHere · 10-21-2003, 09:20 PM

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Originally posted by Gus Petch, Ass Nailer at Law
That's a rather provocative statement. Familiar?!? In what way?? Surely not biblical if that is what you are suggesting.

You know what I mean. Nudge nudge, wink wink.

Atticus Grinch · 10-21-2003, 09:31 PM

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Originally posted by Say_hello_for_me
I wasn't even born yet! Well, I mean, I wasn't even cash flow positive yet!

Isn't that when Your People say that the fetus really attains viability outside the uterus?

Gus Petch, Ass Nailer at Law · 10-21-2003, 09:33 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
You know what I mean. Nudge nudge, wink wink.

Uh, no. But I'm not surprised. I have read some of your posts here and there and assert that your posts are indistinguishable from those of a raving street person (hobo or bum as we used to call them before PC). The only difference is that I imagine that the hobos are somewhat better dressed and you do not own a shopping cart, although I am sure you would probably sanction a government shopping cart handout program for the bums.

notcasesensitive · 10-21-2003, 09:41 PM

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Originally posted by Gus Petch, Ass Nailer at Law
Uh, no. But I'm not surprised. I have read some of your posts here and there and assert that your posts are indistinguishable from those of a raving street person (hobo or bum as we used to call them before PC). The only difference is that I imagine that the hobos are somewhat better dressed and you do not own a shopping cart, although I am sure you would probably sanction a government shopping cart handout program for the bums.

please tell me you've given up the tedious petunia.

Say_hello_for_me · 10-21-2003, 09:43 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Isn't that when Your People say that the fetus really attains viability outside the uterus?

Well it depends on what you really mean by really. I like to think about it as someone being born again, into adulthood.

Hello

Shape Shifter · 10-21-2003, 09:45 PM

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Originally posted by Say_hello_for_me
I was raised in a democratic stronghold where culture was for the boojwozee.

Hello

Hmph. Maybe I will vote republican if this is the result.

Gus Petch, Ass Nailer at Law · 10-21-2003, 09:50 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
please tell me you've given up the tedious petunia.

Is this some sort of liberal jargon that I am unaware of?

Say_hello_for_me · 10-21-2003, 09:55 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Hmph. Maybe I will vote republican if this is the result.

Exactly. Or just keep throwing money at problems in the hope that they'll go away. I mean, how's that worked out for ya so far?

notcasesensitive · 10-21-2003, 10:05 PM

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Originally posted by Say_hello_for_me
Exactly. Or just keep throwing money at problems in the hope that they'll go away. I mean, how's that worked out for ya so far?

worked with bilmore.