The Spanky Show

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So the Toronto reference was your first clue that greatwhitenorthchick is Canadian? Or you were just using it for a launching point for a sebbyesque riff*? Maybe gwinky knows this so-called "Canadian". Oh, also, chicks dig guys who have travelled. You can take that one to the bank. sts.


*if so, note for future such endeavors, his usually have some sort of point. maybe next time you could throw in observations about the ennui that kills off the lifespark of lawyers working abroad, or some such thing.

Sebby usually has one of three points.

1) Beaing a lawyer is a shitty means to an end and we are all tools.

2) Being married is a tired old gig, but not as tired as being a single cat (not the Porkchop kind) in bars trying to get laid. Also not as tired if you buy your wife funbags.

3) THere are only two bands who should use horns in music.


And note to ncs: I cnat believe you are using sebby as a style model for another poster. Why the spank hate?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I will note this fact in your ever-growing dossier.

The baby jesus weeps at your hating.

merde! stp!

Originally posted by Spanky
Hello......This is the Spanky board. The whole point of the board is mindless stories with no point. No plot, just character development.

Right! Much like The BIg LEbowski and Office Space, two Spanky Show classics, the board is about characters and dialogue. Jesus, ncs. YOu should cash that avatar in for someting Shakespearian.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I don't believe you.

That's because I am lying in an attempt to suck up to Spanky and at the same time indicate that (a) I'm single and (b) I love Raccoons as much as he does. I'm clever.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
The baby jesus weeps at your hating.

merde! stp!

I have heard from a reliable source that hipster water-into-wine Jesus found it amusing. Fuck off, baby Jesus.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Right! Much like The BIg LEbowski and Office Space, two Spanky Show classics, the board is about characters and dialogue. Jesus, ncs. YOu should cash that avatar in for someting Shakespearian.

Doesn't every great story require an anti-hero? I make your jobs here on the Spanky board so freaking easy.


PS. Spanky doesn't get "humour".

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
That's because I am lying in an attempt to suck up to Spanky and at the same time indicate that (a) I'm single and (b) I love Raccoons as much as he does. I'm clever.

Raccoons sense deceit. Also they carry all sorts of Not Fun diseases and such. Be careful where you make your bed. Lying in it you will be.

[Rocky]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
That's because I am lying in an attempt to suck up to Spanky and at the same time indicate that (a) I'm single and (b) I love Raccoons as much as he does. I'm clever.

I have some really good weed.

[Rocky]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Raccoons sense deceit. Also they carry all sorts of Not Fun diseases and such. Be careful where you make your bed. Lying in it you will be.

Ahem. What's with the cockblocking?

[Spanky]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Right! Much like The BIg LEbowski and Office Space, two Spanky Show classics, the board is about characters and dialogue. Jesus, ncs. YOu should cash that avatar in for someting Shakespearian.

The Dude abides

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Raccoons sense deceit. Also they carry all sorts of Not Fun diseases and such. Be careful where you make your bed. Lying in it you will be.

I know. That Raccoon and Cat infested Disney Shack kidna gave me the heebie jeebies. I hope the new digs are far more accomodating for me, my cute dog and lil' Painky.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Okay, who was it that originally pegged spanky as a Disney character? Flinty? You win the pool. Congrats.

Wait a minute... Somebody pegged spanky? While dressed as a Disney character? That sounds more like Fringey than Flinty. Or maybe NFH's grandma. NFH, does Granny have a Snow White wig?

[Spanky]

Originally posted by Rocky
I have some really good weed.

Did you ever figure out who Ranger Rick is?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Spanky
The Dude abides

This seems so familiar.

[Spanky]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I know. That Raccoon and Cat infested Disney Shack kidna gave me the heebie jeebies. I hope the new digs are far more accomodating for me, my cute dog and lil' Painky.

Maids come through twice a week. Lots of cat hair.